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Kylo and Rey, one soul divided (cn- body horror, character death, generally fucked-up))

[(Anonymous)]

Kylo Ren and Rey were meant to be one person, but somehow that one soul got split into halves- one half went to Ben Solo, and the other half became Rey. Neither of them realized that they were supposed to be the same person, other than a strange sense of knowing each other while they were fighting.

Snoke figures it out, and decides that having the split soul in one person instead of just an unstable half of it in Kylo would be better for his plans, so he forces Kylo to complete a ritual to join them back together.

It works. Too well. They fuse back together, but go insane in the process, slaughter everyone on the Finalizer, kill Snoke, then stab themselves in the stomach. Please feel free to get as crazy as you want with what the original entails. The song series this is based on has implied incestuous necrophilia, so I'm not picky at all.

If you're familiar with the Sisters series of Vocaloid songs, that's basically what I'm looking for, only minus the actual incest bit. I'm linking them in order here. They're disturbingly catchy, so if you've got like ten minutes I'd reccommend watching them just to listen to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSl8-qLLipk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwAhEYz9MMQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0P2Rw7Ix04

Finn/Poe(/Rey): finding family

[(Anonymous)]

They manage to swipe a huge chunk of First Order data. It includes personnel records for the Stormtroopers - every simulation score, medical records, supervisor notes. It also includes details of origin,to an extent.

Finn has the name of a town on a backwater planet and leave from the General to investigate. Poe (and Rey) aren't going to miss this.

Gen - Kylo Ren has to impersonate a royal for a day, goes all out Amidala

[(Anonymous)]

For one reason or another, the First Order needs to lie through their teeth look like they have some serious royal support from some far flung planet that no one has head of BUT TOTALLY has a powerful monarchy and massive army at their disposal

Therefor, Kylo Ren takes after his grandma for once

+ Ren rocks a version of Padme's white powdered face, red lipstick, and cheek dots
+ ridiculious royal fashion but with Sith influences (cough cough suspenders and wader pants cough cough)
+ Ren is so pretty people fumble for titles (Queen uh.. Lord.. Uh M-Mistress.. Your Grace)
++ Ren doesn't correct them, which leads to unsure marriage offers to forge alliances
+++ Hux and Phasma are impressed at how well he can pass off the disguise/act

Re: Gen - Kylo Ren has to impersonate a royal for a day, goes all out Amidala

[(Anonymous)]

All the women in his family have had such unique hairstyles, surely he'd look good trying out something fit for a princess~! Like actually brushing it!

Hux/Kylo Ren - Hair play

[(Anonymous)]

Kylo and Hux admiring each other's hair. Maybe playing with it. That's it, that's the whole prompt.

+++hair envy. Hux's hair is shiny, straight and easy to manage, Kylo's is thick and wavy and a less conspicuous colour. Both want what the other has.
+++++++if anon can work in hair brushing/braiding/untangling I can die happy.

Re: Hux/Kylo Ren - Hair play

[xenotone]

because kylux fluff fuels my sinner heart

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Privacy on a Resurgence-class Star Destroyer was hard to come by with every hall, deck, and bay practically coated with cameras and sensors. Even if you could find a blind spot between all the security measures, chances were it wasn't comfortable in the slightest.

Hux's General quarters were both things, which made it perfect for secret meetings such as this. The general sat on the edge of his bed with the master of the Knights of Ren tucked neatly between his knees, ungloved hands carding through the Force-user's hair and drawing out all manner of weak little noises.

"One day I'll record that and pressure you with it next time you go for a console with your sabre out," Hux smirked, looping a thick strand around his finger and letting it slide against his skin.

"Do that and the console will be the least of your worries," Ren replied, tilting his head further back to glare at the grinning general.

"Of course I wouldn't Ren, leverage such as that would incriminate both parties and then where would we be?" the loop slipped free of his nimble fingers and Hux resumed scraping his nails from hairline to crown, losing his pale digits in dark waves of hair. Ren hummed and sighed, wriggling a little against the ginger's legs.

"A gentle General with a Force-user fond of headrubs," Ren snorted, "The Resistance will be quaking in their boots," Hux stifled a giggle, generals as a rule didn't giggle. With practiced movements he separated three locks of dark hair and started twisting them together, picking up more hair from the sides with every twist.

"You doing more of that hair knotting business again?" Hux could practically hear the knight raise his eyebrow with his question.

"Yes, and it's not knotting, it's braiding and it's quite a dignified practice," Hux sniffed, "The women of my home planet have braided their hair for ages to signify all manner of things,"

"And what significance have you 'braided'," Kylo Ren's arms came up under Hux's legs, first and middle fingers curling in quotation marks before dropping again, "Into the unruly mass you call my hair this time?"

Truth be told Hux had been only braiding a single meaningless gather-braid to keep the Force-user's hair out of his eyes under his bucket of a helm, instead he smirked and teased.

"Oh it's a braid reserved for maidens, unwed and pure of heart, awaiting an offer from a gentleman for her hand in marriage," Hux sighed, tone syrup-sweet. With a grumble Ren reached up and yanked his finger through the braid, undoing the general's work before tilting his head back to shoot the ginger another dark glower.

"Liar," Ren accused, wrinkling his nose.

"I am not," Hux retorted with mock indignation, "What kind of good General would lie so boldly?"

"The ginger ones named Hux," the knight teased back, sticking out his tongue. Hux scoffed and smiled, once again running his fingers through Ren's hair. The force-user sat quietly for a moment, then reached up, jostling Hux's knee along the way, and brushed a fingertip against a stray strand of red hair that had broken free of Hux's structured style.

"It must be nice having hair like yours," he murmured.

"What, having a target for a hair colour?" the general sniffed.

"No, it lies flat to your head and it stays put when you comb it," Hux leaned forward a little more for Ren, relishing the feeling of the Force-user's long fingers breaking the structured crest of pomade and product that held the ginger's bangs at bay. "It's shiny too, looks nice,"

"Trust me there's far more than a good comb keeping this thin mess in place," Hux pretended he didn't hear the last comment even though his ears did tint a little. His hands started twisting Ren's hair into a braid again, absorbed in how the knight's thick hair slid against his fingers and palm.

"I prefer yours to be honest," Ren tilted his head up to give the ginger room to move his hands, "Without product my hair goes all limp, yours has shape to it, even after you wear that bucket on your hair for an hour,"

"It's not a bucket it's a helm," Ren snapped.

"Hush, it's a bucket any you know it," Hux gave the stub of the braid he was making a little tug. "Not to mention it's by far a less conspicuous colour than the Hux family red,"

"Is that what they're calling that hue now?" the knight smirked, once again he could hear Ren's expression in his words, "I thought they just called it 'blushing furiously' but things change,"

"Oh would you be quiet," Hux thumped a knee into Ren's shoulder, barely bothering the knight as he laughed.

Kylux and/or any, ships are alive

[(Anonymous)]

Ships are alive. The larger ships tend to be more complex, ie the calculated intent of a star destroyer vs the brief mad spark of a TIE fighter. Special -- or especially large -- ships are permanently bonded to Pilot(s), who are people with a marginally uncommon ability to make a connection to a ship. The ships are not entirely sentient, but aware. Bonded ships can be controlled with a thought, making for startlingly swift reactions.

Hux is bonded with the Finalizer -- a stable solitary connection -- and has been for years. However, Snoke feels it would be appropriate for them to share the Finalizer. Completely. Which would put them-- not quite in each other's heads, but in intimate connection.

bonus:
++ Hux is territorial about his ship
+ The stress of his longterm solitary bond has resulted in unrecognized agoraphobia
+ emotional bleedover
+ Kylo remembering Han's bond with the Milenium Falcon, echoes of love, safety, sudden ferocious joy. When he was Ben, he dreamed of inhereting her. The Finalizer is... different.
++++ Snoke insisting Hux attempt to bond with Starkiller, early on, to disastrous result. It's just a threadbare connection leftover, but Hux still feels it. And feels it die.
+++ The Finalizer reacting to Hux's strong emotions. Door slamming etc. It's quite improper.

+++ Poe makes temporary connections to ships easily. He really can fly anything.
+ TIE pilots discouraged from forming strong bonds, X-Wings are all loyalty and ferocity, etc. idk gimme stuff

Re: Kylux and/or any, ships are alive

[(Anonymous)]

ohhhhhh I like this prompt!

(also the Millennium Falcon bonus makes me think of the utter shit fit Kylo would throw when he finds out Rey is the one who has bonded with the MF)

+10000000

Kylux, Snoke, The Talk (potential dubcon?)

[(Anonymous)]

Snoke decides it it time for The Talk with Kylo and Hux. He summons them to his chamber and gravely begins to go over the birds and the bees, in excruciating, rambling detail. Only he knows zilch about human anatomy, let alone sex, reproduction, or venereal diseases. There are frequent pauses, while he tries to gauge their response and they sweat, wishing only for merciful death.

Snoke is pleased, afterwards, satisfied with their attentiveness and his own thorough explanation. They will sire good larvae. Or-- spores? Some sort of offspring, in any case. May they have a safe journey to the breeding swamps.

++ he thinks arguments and hostility are normal human courtship behavior as the only relationship he has bothered to observe was Leia and Han, through Ben.
+++++ this is as creepy as it sounds and he definitely brings it up as his firsthand observation
+++++++++++ Kylo and Hux are not actually together

(++ the supreme leader ships them so ?? they are now????? is this legally binding, are they married, who should move quarters, is this a sith sex ritual-- is that a thing ?? what swamp are we supposed to go to kylo, why don't you ask the force, etc)

Re: Kylux, Snoke, The Talk (potential dubcon?)

[(Anonymous)]

This is beautiful and you should feel good about it.

Kylo/Hux, Uniform Kink, Nipple Play

[(Anonymous)]

Kylo likes how Hux looks in his uniform so much that he makes him keep it on when they hook up—except to open up the jacket so he can get at Hux's sensitive nipples until Hux is overwhelmed.

Re: Kylo/Hux, Uniform Kink, Nipple Play

[(Anonymous)]

I'm so glad this was reposted, I loved loved loved this prompt

+11111111111

Suddenly, a musical!

[(Anonymous)]

Suddenly everyone is randomly bursting into song and synchronised dance routines. No one knows if its some weird mind control ray, the Force going bananas, or dance-pollen, but it's happening everywhere.

For inspiration, a behind the scenes gif:

https://49.media.tumblr.com/f920bc2341252e62eb793ec80abbf579/tumblr_o54699l4zN1t2mdaeo1_500.gif

Re: Suddenly, a musical!

[(Anonymous)]

sa

More inspiration:

http://artisfaction.tumblr.com/post/142248130078/alyciadebnumcarey-daisy-ridley-john-boyega

Phasma/Rey, orgasm denial, begging, hate-sex

[(Anonymous)]

Rey loves it when Phasma fucks her; Phasma loves to leave Rey wanting for more until she's literally begging.

Hux/Finn - Oral sex.

[(Anonymous)]

Pre-TFA, post-TFA, AUs, dubious consent (no non con or violence), alien bits, angst or crack, I don't care or mind. Just give me filthy smut between these two.

Luke/Rey past Luke/Mara Jade(or Other) cw:parent-child incest

[(Anonymous)]

Turns out Mara Jade didn't die and when she tracks Luke down and finds out what he and Rey have been up to, she has some very strong and quite violent opinions about her former spouse being in a sexual relationship with their daughter.

Rey argues that she's an adult and can make her own choices. It really really really doesn't help.

(If Mara Jade is not a character fillers are comfortable with, any badass female SW character that could hypothetically be Rey's bio-mom is welcome)

This prompt is simple.

[(Anonymous)]

Phasma pegs everyone.

Stormpilot+Kylo: the Dark side needs to get laid

[(Anonymous)]

Kylo tries to hatesex Finn and Poe, but they're so tender and loving that they fuck the Dark Side right out of him.

+ Ben then wants to try the same trick on Hux, Phasma...

Re: Stormpilot+Kylo: the Dark side needs to get laid

[(Anonymous)]

YES. THE MAGICAL HEALING COCK TROPE WAS DESTINED FOR THIS DAY.

Reylo, consensual incest

[(Anonymous)]

Rey and Kylo are related. Cousins good, siblings better. That doesn't stop them from fucking like rabbits. Just give me some loving, guilt-free, angst-free incest. I imagine them both being on the same side, but if you can make it work with them being enemies go for it. Like I said I just don't want angst or non-con.

+They've been at it since they first discovered sex (the age gap would have to be much narrower for this though)
+They know each other's bodies so well that no other lover can possibly compare. Both are super smug about it.
+Rey is pregnant and their attitude is "fuck what everyone else says, we're gonna be the best parents."

Kylo/Hux - DIAPER

[(Anonymous)]

You can go the full wet and messy scat or just piss - either way Kylo's the one in diapers please.

Finn/Others - Awkward Sexual Dreams

[(Anonymous)]

'Troopers have a lot of free time when they're not training. Which can lead to a lot free time to explore your body. It's not much different for FN-2187. Except the only people he's ever seen are his fellow 'troopers or his superiors. Which leaves him with a lot of weird sex dreams about them.

+ Some of them come true.

Gen or Any/Any Space OHSAS bans lightsabers

[(Anonymous)]

Space OHSAS manages to audit the First Order

The First Order doesn't have safety violations, General Hux really makes sure everything is up to OHSAS standards,but the one thing OHSAS really clamps down hard on? Kylo Ren's lightsaber.

OHSAS has tracked down the old records of the Jedi and well look at that - hundreds of incidents of accidentally chopped off limbs in "training" incidents. Clearly lightsabers are too dangerous to be use at all.

OHSAS does not care that the Force allows you to wield sabers safely,that is a ticking time bomb of a lightsaber Kylo Ren you will blow yourself up or chop off your own leg and won't that be a huge black mark on the Finalizer? Do you want the First Order to lose it's OHSAS certification? General Hux puts his foot down - Starkiller may be his baby but that OHSAS certification is his beloved stepchild.

Kylo Ren can now only carry a metal dowel on the finalizer and an old fashioned sword in battle - after which he has to fill out forms in triplicate after every use.

+ Luke Skywalker gets upset when Rey presented his saber to him - because he KNOWS OHSAS is going to track it down and confiscate it. Why do you think he hid it with Maz?

++ Kylo Ren blames Darth Vader. Who asked you to get your legs and arms chopped off Grandpa? Why did you have to chop off Uncle Luke's hand?

Re: Gen or Any/Any Space OHSAS bans lightsabers

[(Anonymous)]

Hahaha, yes.

Kyluxma, FO command are like cockroaches, road trips, self pity

[(Anonymous)]

Kylo goes back to the Light. It’s made clear that when everything’s over, it’s best if he fucks off. Phasma didn’t return after Starkiller; the safer option was to be ‘dead’. Hux is one of the few survivors of the Finalizer’s destruction. Snoke’s dead, the FO is so much dust in the wind, and they’re left with nothing to show for it at the end of everything.

By a series of coincidences they find each other. They’re still very much themselves, and not particularly sorry for the things they’ve done, but there’s something to be said for shared loss. They end up on board with Kylo and his shitty roadtrip of destiny.

+ Hux is now the one who wears a stupid helmet in public
+++++ Mercenaries/bounty hunters/smugglers to make ends meet. They’re still not good people. Ren makes disdainful noises about balance but he’s always first into the thick of it. Redemption’s hard.
+ Phasma and Hux get surly drunk on the anniversary of Starkiller, make sarcastic toasts
+ Always end up loudly fucking during the “moment of silence for Hos”
+ Hux wears his dumb hat when he’s in an especially foul mood
+ Piling up on one bunk. For body heat. Obviously.
+ Phasma and Kylo “spar” (aka Kylo gets his penance beating, she gets to exhaust her rage on somebody who can take it)
+ Patching each other up
+ Pitiless and unkind comfort
+ They’re all damaged. But maybe a little less so together.

Re: Kyluxma, FO command are like cockroaches, road trips, self pity

[(Anonymous)]

This a thousand times over!

Any/Kylo - Fucked by his own lightsaber

[(Anonymous)]

What it says on the tin. Anyone EXCEPT Rey please.

Re: Any/Kylo - Fucked by his own lightsaber

[(Anonymous)]

Oh man, that would be so uncomfortable..! That bastard is NOT smooth! http://www.starwarsintheclassroom.com/news/images/epvii/kylo_saber.gif
Seconded!

Kylux - Hux got pardoned, Kylo was put onto death row

[(Anonymous)]

The First Order fell.
Turned out Kylo Ren wasn't the only disney prince on board. Hux's mother was the regent of a slightly more remote Old Republic system. Her estranged husband stole their baby and brainwashed him through the Stormtrooper program, modified for Officers, as a form of revenge.

Hux mama managed to get her baby a pardon by speaking softly and having a large army. Hux could live, as long he does not leave his home system. Oh well, little Brendol would still be king someday. Her system hated hosnian prime.

Kylo Ren was put on death row. Leia was death. There was no one left who would bother to save him.

Ah, but there was Hux, pulling strings old and new to get Kylo ‘house arrest’ with him. A Force user was infinitely useful. With Kylo as his hound, he could still take over the galaxy someday.

Re: Kylux - Hux got pardoned, Kylo was put onto death row

[(Anonymous)]

Yes yes yes yes yes!

Kylux, terribly indulgent arcade AU

[(Anonymous)]

Hux is stuck working at an arcade center. Kylo Ren is the asshole who knows how to beat every single game. Spends $5 at a jackpot game, comes away with 5000 tickets. Clears the crane games of all the plushies. Has multiple times cleared out an entire run of tickets.

Hux hates him.

(Bonus points if Kylo starts messing with Hux by giving him the prizes. Like, Hux comes out of work one day to find that somehow Kylo has managed to fit all 40+ crane game toys through the crack in Hux's car window. Giant bears keep getting shoved back into the Employee's Only section with Hux's name written all over in marker so he can't even put them back up. So much candy. Entire lifetimes worth of candy.)

Re: Kylux, terribly indulgent arcade AU

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, please! I love me some passive-aggressive flirting!

Hux/Kylo Ren - suicidal ideation, this is nasty I'm sorry

[(Anonymous)]

Distraught by his failure with Starkiller Base and convinced he is next in line to be discarded by Snoke, Hux begins to undergo a severe stress-induced breakdown.

The First Order does not offer mental health services, and regardless Hux is convinced Snoke will discard him at his next wrong-footing - so with no one to talk to about it, Hux becomes increasingly unwell. Repetitive thoughts, compulsive behavior, becoming socially withdrawn. Hux starts to wonder if he should take the decision out of Snoke’s hands for him, and ‘go' of his own accord.

Upon his return from training, Kylo picks up on a shift he can’t quite pinpoint. With Hux clearly still sore after the Starkiller disaster, Kylo takes to egging him. The General is quieter, and it is amusing: the more he points out Hux’s failures, the more flustered Hux seems to get and the reaction Kylo receives is new and addictive. Instead of snarking back, Hux turns red and seems so irked by the comments he cannot even respond. Kylo keeps it up, not thinking much of it.

But when one afternoon Hux’s cat is found wandering the ship on its own, he can’t shake the feeling that something isn’t right.

Bonuses:
++ Kylo’s mask acts as a filter for carbon monoxide, though whether he gets there in time is up to the writer because Hux is meticulous, and he isn’t fucking around.
+ There is really no way out of this for Hux: Snoke would not view a suicide attempt in a positive light. Once Kylo comes to this realization, it makes him begin to question a lot about the side he has chosen to take - where his equal in command lies on the floor of his quarters grey in the face, and no one need so much as raise a blaster.

Re: Hux/Kylo Ren - suicidal ideation, this is nasty I'm sorry

[(Anonymous)]

As someone with a history of this, I would actually really like to see the prompt done. However I don't think I could manage writing it myself. :/

Poe/Finn - Emotional + Physical Hurt/Comfort, Serious Injury

[(Anonymous)]

One of the rebels is convinced that Finn is going to turn on them, that a Stormtrooper can't possibly turn on their original programming. He decides to 'fix' the problem himself if no one else will do it, as everyone else seems to accept and trust Finn after he recovers from the Starkiller Base fight.

Said rebel tries his own impromptu assassination while Finn is going about his day with Poe and maybe the other pilots as well- but Poe sees it coming at the last second, and manages to put himself between Finn and the incoming shot.

Cue the rebel panicking because hello, he just might have killed his much loved commanding officer, and Finn panicking because Poe might die in his arms of the point-blank wound before help even arrives, and some really, really infuriated pilots having to restrain from immediate, violent vigilante justice.

And then Poe pulls through and there's lots of wonderful hurt/comfort, both Finn helping Poe recover, and Poe assuring Finn that it wasn't his fault that it happened. Because of course Poe would be more worried about Finn not feeling guilty than, you know, about him getting shot and almost dying.

Can either be established relationship or hurried confessions in the face of possible death, or whatever floats author's boat. Extra love for BB-8 wanting to- or succeeding in- droid-zapping the offending rebel.

Re: Poe/Finn - Emotional + Physical Hurt/Comfort, Serious Injury

[(Anonymous)]

Yes I love this!!!

Chewbacca/Kylo

[(Anonymous)]

Let's just assume Ben was at Luke's school when he was 18. Luke holds a jedi prom and no one wants to go with Ben so he ends up taking Chewy as his date.

Re: Chewbacca/Kylo

[(Anonymous)]

Aww, bless. I bet Chewie's better company anyway. +1

Poe/Finn, past Poe/Ben, Poe's already married & Kylo refuses to sign the divorce papers

[(Anonymous)]

Poe and Ben were stupid teenagers in love that got married as soon as they could (maybe they even eloped to a planet where the marriage age is a bit lower than usually?)

Cue Ben turning dark and becoming Kylo Ren. And Kylo Ren absolutely refuses to sign the divorce papers.

This starts to become a real problem when Poe is in a relationship with Finn

Bonus if they had sex every now and then in the years between because there were some lingering feelings which are totally gone now on Poe's side because a)Kylo tortured him and b) Finn

Re: Poe/Finn, past Poe/Ben, Poe's already married & Kylo refuses to sign the divorce papers

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, please! :)