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+ One prompt per comment please.
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+ Crossovers, characters from the other media are allowed, but must relate to the 2015 movie in some way.
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Hocus Pocus AU

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I know it's completely the wrong season, but it's all I can think about.

Plot synopsis here, for those who've never seen it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hocus_Pocus_(1993_film)

My casting ideas are;
Rey - Dani
Finn - Max
Poe - Allison
Han/Luke - Binx
Phasma - Billy (I just like her, plus the losing his head thing could be done by her being unable to see without her helmet somehow)
Hux - Winifred Sanderson
Mitaka - Mary Sanderson
Kylo - Sarah Sanderson

but feel free to go with your gut!

Re: Hocus Pocus AU

(Anonymous) 2016-04-06 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
This is beautiful.

All I can see is Kylo bouncing around, "AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK-" until Hux punches him.

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Crack! Hux+Ren, gen or slash, modern AU, film geeks and insults

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hux and Ren, unlikely friends, have similar but distinct taste in movies. Ren is a Star Wars fan, he cosplays and has his own Sith OC, while Hux has seen every movie by Mel Brooks multiple times, but his favorite is Spaceballs.

You know where I'm going with this, right?

Hux's favourite "nickname" for Ren in cosplay is Dark Helmet. At cons, photo shoots, while picking out materials, Hux ALWAYS calls Ren Dark Helmet when he has even the slightest excuse to do so. Ren never fails to throw a tantrum when he does this. It's amusing as fuck, so long as the property damaged isn't Hux's.

Can be slash, but vitriolic best buds works too.

++++ Ren gets him back by calling him Skroob.

Gen/Any - Superhero AU

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty much anything where everyone has super powers

Rey can manipulate metal and craft impossibly advanced devices out of scrap, she can also "listen" to machines to figure out how they work

Poe has functional insect-like wings that can flatten onto his back like a living tattoo, also has enhanced stamina and reflexes and is an all around great strategist

Finn is an escaped military experiment, he has enhanced reflexes and body durability and an incredible photographic and kinetic memory. Once he sees someone fight he can use the style too.

Kylo can harness kinetic energy into powerful red flares that he can throw or shape to his will, he also has some telepathic ability and some cloaking ability.

Hux is the base for the trooper program the Finn escaped from, brilliant tactical mind, super speed, inhumanly low levels of empathy, perfect memory across the board, and mild psychic influencing powers. Not to ne fucked with under any circumstances.

Phasma is a graduate of the trooper program, super strength, healing abilities, minor psycihc influencing powers

+ If BB-8 has powers too (is a human but can transform into a robot?)
+++ if Chewbacca also has powers (like Beast from the Xmen??)
++++++ and my heart and soul if stupid costumes and superhero names

GEN - Kylo, someone needs to chill.

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
According to Abrams the ashes where Kylo just chills and puts his Mask on when he's talking to Rey, is literally the ashes of his fallen enemies.

http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/05/star-wars-force-awakens-jj-abrams-kylo-ren-ashes

So yeah...work with that.

Re: GEN - Kylo, someone needs to chill.

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHA OMG OMG THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THEM BEING VADER BECAUSE THAT DID FEEL LIKE ODDLY DISRESPECTFUL SO MADE NO SENSE

A++++++++

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FinnxPoe- Meeting the Parent

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Finn is legit terrified to meet Poe's dad because he's afraid he'll screw it up irreparably. He's never had a family before after all, he doesn't know what to do or what to say... what if he horribly offends the Kes and Poe has to dump him because his Dad is WAAAAY more important than Finn will ever be?

But then he gets there, and is Finn. Sure, Kes does side-eye him a little, but not in a bad way. More in a slightly mystified sense0 of, "Are you sure you want to date my</I< son? He makes terrible jokes and he never puts the cap back on the toothpaste, so it gets hard and plugs up the nozzle. And sometimes he smells." (The one where Kes Dameron thinks Finn is too precious for this world. And possibly also Poe.)

Re: FinnxPoe- Meeting the Parent

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
ONG this is too cute

Kylux - sex tapes for ur mom

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
General Hux sends General Organa a private package once a year, starting from his 2nd year of service and ongoing.

They were all holo tapes of himself, various other First Order staff, such as Mitaka since the Ltd. was still in the Academy (no underage pls), Hux's old ship commanders, Phasma later when Hux got his own ship, having sex with Kylo, who bloomed from an aggressive 19 yrs old virgin into a freak in bed at 30.

+ Vader and Tarkin cosplay, with Grand Moff Tarkin's surviving grand nephew.
+ Rey accidentally saw the tapes, ewwwwww!!!

Kylux, accidental boners, tickling, kylo's awkward sexcapades

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
In the course of one of their groping UST slapfights, Kylo accidentally finds out Hux is ticklish. So he does the sensible thing: straddles Hux's stomach, holds him down with the Force, and tickles him mercilessly. It should be a simple exercise in humiliation, Hux squirming and helpless, but Kylo ends up hard, and eventually jerks off on Hux's belly. Hux is weirded out but decides to roll with it (Kylo's kinks could be worse). But Kylo's so embarrassed after he comes on Hux that he just gets up and flees the scene. Leaving an indignant Hux on the ground covered with jizz.

++ it's not even the weirdest sexual encounter Hux has ever had
+ Kylo was not, in fact, aroused specifically by the tickling and is even more embarrassed because hOW do you live that down??
+ Kylo loses all ability to loom menacingly around Hux forever

Re: Kylux, accidental boners, tickling, kylo's awkward sexcapades

(Anonymous) 2016-04-07 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
this is such an amazing prompt. any and all instances of kylo thinking he totally has one over someone else and is thwarted by his own boner are gold.

just to clarify, op: I'm assuming the groping UST slapfights have not resulted in them resolving that tension until the tickle fight?

Resistance Interrogator Ren, Hux; Mindbreak, Self-harm, suicide attempt

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to see a version of Resistance!Interrogator Ben Organa-Solo (preferably as the POV character) who is ordered to dig into the mind of their newest important captive, General Hux.

He starts up all nice and easy, goes deeper - uncovering some very unpleasant memories along the way (think conditioning, abuse etc.) - generally though, he's making some progress.
But just before he can break through to the really important intel, Hux does something drastic to sever the mind connection (Ben was so focused on the mind probing that he didn't notice Hux planning anything).
I'm talking something along the lines of severe self-harm, suicide attempt, classic poison capsules in his teeth.
Would prefer Hux to survive the attempt and I would love to see other characters' reaction to the situation.

Re: Resistance Interrogator Ren, Hux; Mindbreak, Self-harm, suicide attempt

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a fantastic prompt and can be used to explore resistance!Ben's ruthless and humane sides :)

Finn/Kylo + a kid

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I just binged a lot of Stormpilot and Kylux kid fics and now I have a burning desire to see Kylo Ren and Finn attempt to take care of a kid together.

Take it in any direction you want (serious or crack) also do not care who they get a child (non-explicit mpreg if mpreg is your thing).

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This is amazing, I need grandmother Leia always siding with Finn because let's be serious, he's the better parent.

(Also thy're still on opposing sides so the kid keeps jumping from the Resistance Base to the Finalizer, from training with Snoke to training with Luke, etc.)

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F!Kylo/F!Poe, wooden horse tw:rape, torture/pain

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Kylo forces Poe to ride the wooden horse (of the bdsm variety) and then licks her swollen pussy.

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(Anonymous) 2016-04-06 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I have simple needs and this is it

Kylux - Passionate "Thank Fuck You're Not Dead" Kiss

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I just want Hux - usually so composed and calm - being so thankful Kylo didn't get himself killed that he pulls him into a hard, passionate kiss in front of everyone (First Order and Resistance alike - maybe even in front of Snoke)

+++++ If Hux wraps his arms and legs around Kylo because fuck you if you think Hux is going to let Kylo go any time soon.

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(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yessssss

A Little Bit Queasy

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oscar Isaac has mentioned in interviews that he got pretty motion sick whilst filming the x-wing scenes-- and that the same may have happened to Poe back in his training days. Cue me looking for student pilot Poe desperately trying to hang on through a training flight, only to puke on his own feet, have to stumble out of the cockpit after to be sick, or both. Descriptions of nausea, burping, holding back heaves all welcome and encouraged.

Kylo/Poe, Poe/Rey - Dr Horrible

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Ben Solo Kylo Ren is trying to defect to the First Order, but he has to prove he is evil enough before they will accept him. Unfortunately he is distracted by his crush on resistance pilot Poe and his light-side nemesis Rey.

I wanna be an achiever, like Starkiller Hux.
The First Order general?
I meant…Jedi Master Luke? *Awkward laughter*

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(Anonymous) 2016-04-06 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Must second all Dr Horrible.

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any or gen, Mad Max AU

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't have to follow the movie, I would just like to see the SW characters inhabiting this world. Go nuts!

some ideas:

Warboy Finn getting stranded in the wastes and a blackthumb scavenger named Rey coming upon him, saving him from the searing sun? Reluctant road warrior Rey, who just wants to find her family?

Is Poe a wanderer with a three legged mutt, a fast car, and nose from trouble, searching for a green place? A new home for the Resistance?

Imperator Kylo, who ran from his home young to join Immortan Snoke? Hunting for rumors of a wise desert man, a ghost from another life?

Imperator Phasma (shiny and chrome), Imperator Hux? Or are they subordinate rulers, respectively, of the Bullet Farm and Guzzoline Town?

The clashes of the Republic -- weakened and shambling and complacent -- and the rising First Order, the Resistance an offshoot caught between them? D'qar, a small oasis in a sea of bleak salt flats? The Death Gang is one of a number of wandering wartribes, picking off any scavengers or stragglers they find, chasing Han relentlessly? Rathtars roaming the long empty stretches of desert, always hungry? Are there Force sensitives, legends of magic people living out in the sands, and are they highly prized? Feared and loathed? Coma-Doof warrior Mitaka and his flaming ukulele?

Please no reylo. Any permutations of kyluxma or jedistormpilot are my faves so those would be a+++

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(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the fourth MM;FR/SW;TFA mashup promptive seen on this meme (I was responsible for one of the other three) and gee whiz I pray to one day see something like this filled.
+ 10000

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Ben Solo/Hux - Forced to work together to survive

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
(I have a severe love for Ben Solo (who never became Kylo Ren)/General Hux)

Ben Solo is a smuggler who, reluctantly, joins the Resistance (but still avoids his family). During a battle, he gets separated from the rest of the Resistance and crash lands on an abandoned planet - at least he managed to take down a transport ship with him!

General Hux, returning to the Finalizer after examining said abandoned planet for resources, is the only survivor of the crashed Transport ship.

It doesn't take long for the two to find each other and, after the initial "I'll fucking kill you" moment, they realize if they want to survive until help comes, they need to work together.

+ Bandaging each other's wounds!
+ Hux sucks at hunting but is amazing at trapping!
+ Ben is a smug asshole who shamelessly flirts until he actually tricks himself into liking Hux
+ Tsundere!Hux
+ "you know what, fuck it, let's run away together because my side will totally kill you and vice versa so fuck them"

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I am so here for Ben playing himself! "Ha, what a loser, he thinks I'm into him! ....Oh no. Oh no no no..."
Seconded!

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Kylux: Little Merman

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Merman Hux falls in love with handsome Prince Kylo and rescues him from a storm. He goes to Snoke the Sea-witch and trades his voice for legs. This makes things difficult when he spends more time with the Prince and wants to express what a kriffing idiot he is.

Disney, Kylux- style.
+ for Hux's cave of human detritus, which he is forging into a superweapon
+ Scavenger Rey, the seagull
+ Phlounda

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YES!!!!!!!!

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Rey/Finn - MMA AU

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Rey is a underground fighter who catches the eye of a fight recruiter/manager named Finn and together they take over the world of mixed martial arts/UFC.

Rey & Kylo Ren (sorta) and implied jedistormpilot - bodyswap

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Bodyswap between Rey and Kylo Ren, they go through what they assume is the other's morning routines and try not to draw attention to themselves ad they work out how the other person works.

Ren as Rey spends some time shadowing Leia, lightsaber practice with a rather worried looking Luke, and trying to navigate a two war relationship with the deserter and the smart mouth pilot who like to cuddle and spend extended amounts of time together

Rey as Ren freaking out Hux because Ren has never gone a day without wrecking something, getting some serious Phasma sideeye when she observes the troops and seems a little sad, and refusing to join whatever squadron going down to yet another Resistance sympathizing planet and razing it

+ looking at themselves in eachother's bodies and wondering about eachother's scars/marks
+++ Rey and Ren scrabbling to not seem suspicious
++++++ them leaving notes or a letter to document what happened

Finn/Poe or Finn/Poe/Rey: one keeps the other from breaking during torture

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
As so often happens, Finn and Poe (or Finn, Poe, and Rey) are captured (your choice as to who) and Poe is tortured for information - and/or because he was mouthing off. Force-sensitive!Finn is trying to figure out how to escape, but he's also trying to keep Poe's spirits up by being a soothing presence in his mind, and shielding him from what's happening to his body. (If Rey is there, it can be either or both of them, of course.)

OP prefers no permanent mangling (non-con is okay), and lots of Stormpilot or JediStormPilot comfort to wash it all down.

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(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep yep yep. Someone? Anyone? Please.

Any/Any -- horrendously awkward first-time sex

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
We've all seen this article by now, right?

http://imgur.com/gallery/tSh4F (Emetophobia warning for the very last gif in the original post. I haven't screened all of the gifs in the comment section, so tread carefully there if need be.)

I love steamy, well-executed smut as much as the next guy, but imagine your OTP/3/etc. as completely inexperienced dorks getting it on for the first time. I'm down for trans headcanons, alien genitals, all that good stuff.

As the prompt title suggests, I won't be fussy about whom you choose, though I do have a preference for:

1. Pretty much any combo of Kylo, Hux, Mitaka, and Phasma
2. JediStormPilot and any pairing therein
3. Any of the returning OT characters reflecting on their disastrous first time, perhaps to a horrified new character

(And to keep within the rules, let's make sure all of this awkward sex is happening at a minimum age of 18.)

Re: Any/Any -- horrendously awkward first-time sex

(Anonymous) 2016-04-05 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Leia telling Ren about her first time with Han (guest starring Chewie!) as a form of cruel and unusual punishment...

Kylo/Hux: Two Princes

(Anonymous) 2016-04-06 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
It turns out that, unbeknownst to him, Hux is (also) a Prince via an extremely distant connection on his mother's side of the family.

Re: Kylo/Hux: Two Princes

(Anonymous) 2016-04-06 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I read the title as "two penises" :(

Re: Kylo/Hux: Two Princes

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Kylo/Hux, Mozenrath/Hans - The Resemblance Is Uncanny

(Anonymous) 2016-04-06 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Kylo Ren bears an unsettling resemblance to Mozenrath, a Disney antagonist from the animated Aladdin TV show. Hux, similarly, is somewhat reminiscent of Prince Hans, the villain from Frozen.

Take it any direction you so desire - here are some suggestions.

+If reincarnation is involved
+If Hans and Mozenrath are reincarnations of Hux and Kylo and befuddle absolutely everyone when, the first time they meet during a Disney Team Up/Crossover-style event, they scream insults at one another for twenty minutes before making out passionately.
+If Kylo and Hux are the reincarnations and Mozenrath and Hans. Kylo discovers a surprising talent for necromancy, and Hux's imperial ambitions finally make SENSE.

Re: Kylo/Hux, Mozenrath/Hans - The Resemblance Is Uncanny

(Anonymous) 2016-04-06 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
OMG +1

Finn/Poe - Continuum plot - Time Travel

(Anonymous) 2016-04-06 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Finn, Poe, and Rey are sucked into a portal popping them out in 2016 Earth in (whatever country) and they must survive on Earth with our primitive tech and limited non flying vehicles. Queue wacky misadventures of our out of time crew!

Re: Finn/Poe - Continuum plot - Time Travel

(Anonymous) 2016-04-06 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Not gonna lie, I've been thinking about the Star Wars characters ending up in modern Earth a lot lately, second!

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(Anonymous) - 2016-04-06 03:35 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Finn/Poe - Continuum plot - Time Travel

(Anonymous) - 2016-04-06 15:50 (UTC) - Expand

Poe/Finn/Kylo - Kylo (Ben) Poe are bad influences.

(Anonymous) 2016-04-06 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Instead of training with Luke, Kylo/Ben decides to follow on his father's footsteps and with his childhood friend/lover Poe Dameron, becomes a smuggler. While Luke is worried, Han and Leia decided that their son staying away from Force-related things might be for the best (Snoke was trying to influence him already).

Years pass and Ben/Kylo decides he really wants to visit his uncle (maybe he's started hearing Snoke again or Rey is about to be Knighted) and the two of them arrive at the Jedi Academy, where too pure for their world Finn has recently been Knighted.

Ben/Kylo is suddenly far more interested in all this Jedi business (his uncle never told him about the cute boys) and Poe just wants to know if Finn looks as good without those robes as he does wearing them.

To summarize, these two try to get inside Finn’s pants, Luke disapproves and maybe cousin Rey helps.

Re: Poe/Finn/Kylo - Kylo (Ben) Poe are bad influences.

(Anonymous) 2016-04-06 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Snake says: YEssssssssassssss

Any/Phasma - Muscle kink

(Anonymous) 2016-04-06 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Inspired by this fanart on tumblr:

http://drawingoddities.tumblr.com/post/142322418687/ehhh-just-wanted-to-draw-some-phasma-abs

Phasma's partner has a strength/muscle kink.

+ if it's Mitaka
++ if it's Kylo

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