tfa_kink | PROMPT POST #5

It's the epic final battle of ep XI and in a tense moment the Heart of Gold suddenly turns up. What happens next is up to you! Does the Heart of Gold vanish again immediately, leaving massive amounts of improbability around? Do the crew quickly calculate the amount of improbability needed for them to win the war? Does Zaphod Beeblebrox get into a fight with the FO and it's leader, the least hoopy frood ever? Give me all the cracḱ!

Ren & Hux end up in some seedy backwater bar (because mission) & a bar fight breaks out. In between flinging bodies around & running people through with his saber, Kylo realises that Hux is fighting too, and more importantly, winning. He's also surprised by just how dirty of a fighter Hux is.

Afterwards, while Kylo is standing around flabbergasted and turned on, Hux is calmly holding back a bloody nose while helping to clean up.

+++++ if Hux throws the first punch because someone says something rude about Kylo ("nice hair, pretty boy. Do you let him brush it?")

:3 Yes please.

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Just like it says on the tin. After a long period with no intel the Resistance finally intercepts a transmission, and are very confused when it turns out to be nothing but cute pictures of cats. And it's not just Millicent either; there are multiple Finalizer cats on display(a ship that size would need at least a dozen of them). The Resistance isn't sure whether they are just plain unlucky or are activly being trolled.

Finn can't help but squee over all the familiar faces.

Leia suruptiously saves all the pictures that include her son.

Some ideas for other cats besides Millicent:

Malachor is Kylo's long-haired black. He is thirty pounds of crazy in a ten pound cat. He likes to bring half-dead mynocks onto the bridge and lay their still twitching bodies on people's feet. He loves his human dearly and will fight anyone else. If Kylux, then he is (somehow) besties with Millicent.

Major Cutie is officially Phasma's but truly belongs to everyone living in the baracks. It is considered a great honor for her to choose your bed to spend the night in.

Smokey is the utterly non-plussed grey who patrols the main hanger. The pilots love to put him in the cockpits and take pictures of him.

SHIP'S CATS YES

No matter how fancy the Finalizer is, it's still easy for rodents and pests to sneak onto shuttles or supply shipments, and all it takes is one pregnant gizka and then you're overrun. Pest control is necessary, man.

(Ten credits says Malachor likes showing off his trophies to Mitaka the most of the bridge crew. Mitaka has long since resigned himself to it.)

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Kylo and Hux settling down with their lawyers to negotiate their prenup.

+1 they consider this to be optimistic and romantic, bc it assumes they wouldnt murder each other in lieu of divorce
+100 hux and kylo each get surprised at what property the other is bringing into the marriage
+100000 snoke is very confused

Seconded because I'm laughing so hard at that first bonus, omg a prenup as a tacit promise not to murder each other. I'm swooning.

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Kylo Ren woos General Hux the only way he knows how; by leaving him mementos of his enemies/rivals. He starts with Hux Sr's right ear.

Make this as dark & fucked up as you like. (The more twisted, the better. Just please no dub or noncon)

Oooh, I like this prompt! Seconded!

Based on the many fanarts and fanfics of Kylo Ren/Ben Solo in dresses, and the fact that he occupies the position of Queen on an Star Wars themed chess set, it would be awesome to make Kylo Ren the Queen of the Knights of Ren, instead of the Master/Lord.

Essentially, I want evil queen Kylo Ren. Spare no expense on his glorious outfits. Seen as a major way to campaign support for the First Order.

Kylux pairing with Kylo Ren as a Power Bottom Queen.

+10 The Knights of Ren treating Kylo as their Queen.

+1000 A Scene in which Kylo demonstrates his power and fighting skills all the while wearing a beautiful gown.

+MY HEART AND SOUL Leia being the one to try to get her son back, by showing how truly inexperienced he is at being a queen. Maybe this results in Snoke being ditched, because Kylo likes being a badass queen more than a pawn to some old dude, thus going with Leia to train to fulfill his true Queen potential.

A secret meeting is being held to determine how to reduce the massive damages Kylo Ren causes when he throws a temper tantrum. Hux and many higher officials are present. It starts off as productive but then descends into explicitly porny suggestions to keep Kylo in line. Making him a submissive to an "unknown" *coughcoughHUXcoughcough* authority, so that his passion for anger is transformed and channeled into something else.

+10 Hux's mind being a total traitor and imagining himself performing the porny tasks on Kylo, since everyone else aren't directly naming him as their candidate.

+1000 diagrams and power points are brought in to illustrate the porny suggestions with straight faces from almost everyone.

+THE INTERNET Hux returns to his quarters to find that his room has some new additions in the form of fixtures and boxes of sex toys in order to facilitate the taking of Kylo. And Kylo walks in on this.

One Officer: Personally I lash mine every Friday. Then twice on Sundays if duty and schedule permits. It is important to give your Knight a reliable and stable routine.

Yet Another Officer: And I do recommend this particular prostate massager. Highly effective in tiring out mine to induce a most blissful sleep. Blissful for the rest of my command of course. How unfortunate that they do not make prostate and vaginal massagers in one, that I had to repurpose one of my personal neck massagers for my Knight's other orifice.

What? I did not know we are still holding on to ALL of the Empire's old sentiments. Besides, putting an alien in its place is most satisfactory.

Yet Another Another Officer: Well at least with Lord Kylo Ren you don't have to worry about pregnancies. Mine tried to poke holes in my condoms at least sixty-three times, to the point that I am now taking male contraceptives. We have confirmed Kylo Ren will not get impregnated somehow through the Force, yes?

Hux: *internally taking notes and not now boner*

Kylo and the Knights of Ren become big fans of this new Soap Opera that is very loosely based on Darth Vader and the Empire. As in they almost talk non-stop about the show, even when training. Or when they are on a mission to kill people and when one of their targets mentions their love of the show, they stop and gush with them on the awesomeness of it, which ends up with the Knights letting them go and staying in contact so they can rave over ever new episode.

Some Stormtroopers and officers join them in watching the show and becoming dedicated fans of it. Others just stare at the watch parties like it's a car crash.

+10 The Show is made by the First Order as propaganda.

+100 Kylo and the Knights proudly wearing their fan pride for the show at inappropriate moments. Such as when meeting with Snoke or torturing prisoners for information.

+1000 Force ghost Anakin joins in the watch parties just for the laughs.

+THE WORLD A scene in which Hux is intensely fucking Kylo on a bed with plenty of bondage utilized on the latter, like making him cry in pleasure as he takes Hux's dick, when suddenly one or more the the Knights burst into the room to urgently tell him that the new episode is about to air. At this news, all of the bondage is useless and gone, Hux tossed to the other side of the bed, Kylo taking a robe that one of the Knights hands him, and runs with them to the officer's lounge with the giant holoprojector to watch, not giving a damn about how he looks. Hux's reaction to this is all up to you.

OMG. Yes, seconded.

All FO officers get branded with the FO insignia at some point in their Academy training. Kylo finds out about and gets super obsessed with Hux's mark.

bonus: he wants one of his own, too

super bonus: he has Hux do it

super mega bonus: Hux -- straddling Kylo's lower back admiring his fresh brand -- taking a deep, satisfied pull of his cigarette and stubbing it out on the vulnerable side of his throat. It's proper to clearly label your property.

Kylo would get the FO insignia as a tramp stamp, wouldn't he. Seconded.

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So, there are loads of prompts about large dicks, and sometimes small ones, but I want Finn to be really happy that his dick is exactly the average size, because that means he's normal. And Rey thinks his dick is perfect, because if it wasn't they wouldn't be having such amazing sex.

The normalcy of this and them feeling normal makes me want this.

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(I just wanted some decent, no-nonsense!Hux Sr....but this is what came out.)

Pre/Divergent or Post-TFA: After Kylo Ren sees the Light/falls in love and takes Hux with him or whatever, the FO is in chaos because their lead commanders under Snoke are AWOL, while the Finalizer crew— General Hux's most professional and loyal— are all: "Why didn't he bring us along?" and "Damn you, Kylo."

Naturally the only person capable of understanding/implementing what Hux left behind is Commandant Brendol Hux...and he is beginning to seriously regret accepting the offer.

+ indignant!Finalizer crew gets equally indignant!Commandant Hux
+ Brendol Hux is a good substitute but not a good enough replacement—how the hell did his son manage to get all these *gestures at everything* in working order?!
++ meeting Snoke 'face to face' for the first time and suddenly understanding where Hux's headaches/drunken holo-rants/defection is coming from
++ considering dragging Hux (and Kylo) back by the ears because how does he put up with Snoke/Kylo's replacement Ren's Force-nonsense and lack strategic/rational thinking (aka the TFA thing)
+++ ex-General Hux gets the news and wonders how the Finalizer/dad is doing

The first time they kiss, he cries.

Hux is a man of few words and steady action, and that's why Kylo likes to peek into his head, where it's quiet except for guiding arrows that pave the way.

Hux knows what to do, when to do it and how to do it. He doesn't hesitate and he doesn't apologize, he's not like Kylo.

Kylo wishes he was more like Hux - that he could put words to his sorrows, to his wants. He wishes he had clear guiding lights that tell him where to go and how fast. He wishes he had that precise hunger instead of the all-encompassing desperation he possesses. Like he's drowning. Like he'll starve.

Hux wants with firm hand and short strokes. He wants with pointed grunts and fast, rushed thrust that leave Kylo full but not satisfied.

Hux is efficient and ruthless; Kylo is still not sure what the things he feels are called.

They push and pull and roll and shove - against the ground, and the walls, and into the bedroom. Hux laughs and bites and leaves finger-marks all down Kylo's side that he bites with a laugh the next time.

Kylo stares at him as if he is himself the star destroyer, not whatever miracle that was built first in his head. Hux looks at him as though he is just the skin and bone that Kylo has always pretended not to have.

The first time they kiss, he cries. And Hux pretends he doesn't notice, but Kylo still goes quietly later that night and removes that single floating thought from the perfectly organized universe into the General's head.

Kylo wishes he could dare to touch other thoughts, that he could look through them, find what Hux feels - know him. He wishes he could know how he wants him, how to make him want him more.

Kylo wishes he was more like Hux. Maybe then, he could want him less.

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(Inspired by all the 'Kylux+Knights' and 'Kylo+Knights/Hux' prompts out there)

In order to marry/court Hux, Kylo and/or the Knights of Ren has to get Commandant Hux's permission/blessing...

Bonuses:

+ Hux would rather sooner join the Resistance or be a rogue sniper/mercenary
++ someone suggesting digging up Lady Hux's remains to ask for her permission—Hux goes BALLISTIC
+++ 'wooing' Hux Sr. to get Hux's hand—Hux Sr. says 'yes' out of sheer spite/annoyance/desperation for the Knights to go the Hell away and bother someone else to the point of inefficiency

YES.

Kylo can woo Hux, and order the rest of the Knights to 'woo' Hux Sr. on his behalf.

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In an AU where Ben didn't become Kylo Ren, the Resistance attacked/raided/infiltrated one of the First order's Academies. The mission was fast/stealthy enough some Resistance members managed to witness the aftermath/finishing act of omega!Hux's weekly thrashing/gangrape by his alpha!bullies.
In a fit of compassion, one of them brings Hux back to the Resistance, the panicking cadet fighting every step of the way.

+ Hux is a constantly scared and angry omega and Ben's developing awkward alpha-ness seems to be the only thing that calms him down
+ Ben's confidence grows by heaps and bounds after having someone depending/fully trusting him
+ the Academy's ruthless training had caused Hux to miscarry his previous pregnancies;he honestly doesn't know what to do with his current one...

Kylux for the win! Especially a slow, nervous relationship, with both of them slowly falling for the other...

Kudos if the Resistance are very, very disturbed at just how Fucked Up the Academy is re: its treatment of/attitudes towards omegas.

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Poe wasn't supposed to survive the TIE fighter crash. Something Finn did without realizing it saved him.

However Death wants Poe dead, and aims to finish the job one way or another, so Poe begins experiencing a series of potentially fluke 'accidents' that Finn keeps saving him from.

(btw, will also accept this with the roles reversed)

Thanks to [Wacky Force Shenanigans/An Accident At A Research Base/A Weird Space Thingy] Hux finds himself in his 18 year old body, from before he finally filled out a little and had his last growth spurt.

Kylo's a bit standoffish about being physical with this 5'10-and-50kg-when-wet teen Hux (it's kinda weirding him out, okay). Hux is ~~hurt~~ pissed because it's bad enough he might be stuck like this for who knows how long, he is not going through this ~~alone~~ celibate as well until Kylo decides he's fuckable again. Time for some very aggressive seductions.

+ Hux thinks he looks weak and sickly like this and maybe that's why Kylo doesn't want to touch him.
+ They both get waaay more into the new size difference then they were expecting.
+++++++ Hux is so thin that Kylo's cock creates a bulge in his stomach when they fuck.

ug I'm going to hell but twink hux does things to me

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Ben Solo (and Rey Skywalker or Solo) is/are considered a causality of the Jedi Temple Massacre, most of the bodies were burned to the point were identification is impossible. The only thing everyone knows about what happened was that one of the students turned and went against the others and that Luke went missing.

Kylo Ren is a monster, a Dark Force user that destroys everything in his path and whom the Resistance has been trying to stop for years. Durong a confrontation between him and them, his mask is partially destroyed (by a blaster or a lightsaber, take your pick), revealing his face.

To Han and Leia's horror, Kylo Ren it's actually their son. The realization of what really happened so many years ago becomes even more obvious. Angst happens.

OP just wants something like this TBH: https://youtu.be/Nr7ufR7utEo?t=3m

Seconded.

The opposite of another post on this kink meme. Hux gets sent back in time to the Death Star, confusion (and possibly smut ;D) ensues

Oh yes please. Yes please.

Kylo: WHAT?! YOU F-ed MY GRANDFATHER?????!!!!!
Hux: More accurately, it was with Grand Moff Tarkin, with Darth Vader as a bystander, considering the extend of the damage to his body.
Kylo: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I would like a gangbang story that features Rey, Finn, Poe and Kylo. A horny Rey does the seducing, dressed in lingerie. The men are more than willing to oblige.

+If Kylo, Finn and Poe take turns in bringing Rey to orgasm.
++There will be a foursome cuddling session after the orgy and they fall asleep in each other's arms.
+++If there's a money shot.

Prompter of previous 4some gangbang would like to second this!

Hux has never taken a vacation. Hasn't even used a day off before.

But post-Starkiller -- besieged by Kylo's temper, ludicrous orders from Snoke, FO command breathing down his neck, his crew stopping work to take selfies with Millicent -- he's just done. Done! He's got 8 years of vacation saved up. He's going to use it, and they can all go to hell.

++ Nobody takes him seriously and thinks he'll be back 48 hours, tops
+++++ He lasts one day on vacation
++ What he wants is conquest. And mai tais.
++++++++ Starts taking practice runs at building empires: starting up a prominent criminal network (FO gets a discount but business is business, fam), playing politics on planets who were iffy about the FO, scooped up by bounty hunters only to later have them working explicitly for him, convincing NR senators to back the FO, etc. Way more satisfying than pretending to enjoy the wonders of the galaxy or whatever.
++ Confusion and consternation from the Finalizer as they follow him sheepishly around the galaxy, playing the space equivalent of Player's "baby come back"
+ Does he return, satisfied with his galactic conquest tour? Does the Finalizer stage a kidnapping? Bribed with rumors of Starkiller II? He stops by to pick up more clothes and they won't let him leave? Annoyed by all the spam email Kylo's been signing him up for? Embarrassed by the desperate attempts at luring him back? Has Phasma been texting pictures of an increasingly fat Millicent in degrading outfits? Mitaka's tears?

I can see space fed-ex space fed-exing a bottle of Mitaka's tears.
Also criminal boss Hux with many shredded pale young men with dark hair in metal mankinis.
Also confused Resistance is confused.

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On shore leave Hux goads people in a bar into trying to attack him so he can watch Kylo gleefully beat seven shades of shit out of them while he sits back and watches, laughing and drinking his stupidly expensive Space Mouton-Rothschild claret or whatever.

Afterwards Hux dismissively tosses a bag of credits at the cowering bartender, gives Kylo a chaste Kiss and calmly leads him out by the hand past the bodies and whatever terrified patrons are left.

Bonus!
+ they're technically in cognito so Kylo is not allowed to been seen using the Force
+++ Hux proudly sitting there with his legs splayed and his hard cock tenting his trousers, not even trying to hide how aroused he gets from watching Kylo beat people bloody for him
+++++ the fight gets really gory. like, Kylo is glassing people in the face, breaking their limbs with such force that bones are bursting through skin, biting a large chunk out of an arm that tries to get around his neck and blood spurts out to coat his face...
++++++++ rough, enthusiastic, blood-slicked sex with Kylo topping

I need this!!!

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Hux got quad amputated. Either from war wound, or vindictive Hosnian survivors, or a bitter Republic sentence.

Ben Solo, who had turned back to the light, lost his mother, and was not forgiven by the rest of the world, is sentenced to be Hux's jailer and caretaker.

Both of them get dumped on an uninhabited planet as a prison.

+ Wookie wilderness survival skills.
+ Hux still hasn't given up yet. Gonna find someway to contact sympathizers and get limbs refitted, gonna make bitches pay.
+ Ben Solo turns back to the dark. There are no one on the side of the light left for him. He is harshly reminded why he hated the Republic ever since he was a boy. Kylo Ren never really broke up with Hux. Ben Solo did. And Kylo Ren misses his BF.
+ Nurse Kylo Ren.
+ Amputee sex.

++ Arrogant Republic big shots flying down to the planet unofficially to gloat and perhaps push Cripple Starkiller around a bit. Maybe ask him to degrade himself (sexually?) in return for some necessary amenities, like salt for example.

Arrogant Republic big shots got trapped and killed. Hey free ship. Finders keepers suckers.

This is amazing. +++++

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Sorry not sorry.

I don't know if you've read it, but this might be of interest: http://archiveofourown.org/works/5884534/chapters/13562239

There's not much sex though.

President Organa and ongoing family drama.

Her hermit brother who threw out his promising political career for peace corps and charities, living on some island like a recluse.

Kylo, who won't stop flipping tables and skulking around with that ginger devil lobbyist from the First Order -- some sort of... weapons manufacturer? trade conglomerate? Something shady, anyways. Started inexplicably calling himself Kylo Ren after a brief stay in jail following altercation with a reporter. No one calls him that. The tabloids love him.

Creepy tea party senator Snoke.

Poe, former air force pilot and President Organa's PA. He's already half in the family, gets invited (and shows up) to more events than Kylo. He's known ~~Ben~~ Kylo forever and Leia secretly hoped they would end up together/be friends, but no such luck: Poe has a finely tuned self-preservation instinct.

Rey, Leia's niece and newest intern, who is lovely and good but has a punch-first-ask-questions-later attitude. She's run down more intruders than the actual guards. Has a stomach that is a bottomless void and can power her way through any number of formal dinners.

Poor secret service agent Finn, handed the impossible task of being Kylo Ren's handler/bodyguard, constantly ditched, or called traitor after he calls the President because Kylo got in another barfight and is now in the drunk tank, or tossed out a window when he shyly tries to talk to Rey.

Han, being Han.

Seconding. If no one fills this in like a week I will give it s shot.

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Hux Sr died on his exile. Clone program never took off. The ex-Imperials never got unified. Each faction is holding on by itself, breeding small time warlords. Hux Mama is going to raise an Officer and a Gentleman under her well-manicured and manipulative hands.

Ben got kidnapped when Han took his son out for a quick smuggling run.

Hux Mama bought Kylo Ren, a curiosity that can do tricks (of the sexual and non-sexual kind), for her fairly successful but never has time to get laid warlord son. (Darling, just look at this fine young man. That hair, that skin, those ears – ok ignore the ears, we’ll cover them up with that hair, that 8 pack, so shredded. That personality, like a cat’s. Darling you adore cats yes?)

Hux: What is this broody, non-cooperative, disobedient, immature man-child!
Kylo: Up yours!
Hux: What a waste of strange talents. Here I have a more fun job for you.
Kylo: Wait what?

Together they take over the Outer Rim and Wild Space. Screw the core worlds. Who wants to go back anyway?

+ Leia meeting her long lost son at a trade delegation with Supreme Warlord Hux.