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Gen or Any/Any Space OHSAS bans lightsabers

[(Anonymous)]

Space OHSAS manages to audit the First Order

The First Order doesn't have safety violations, General Hux really makes sure everything is up to OHSAS standards,but the one thing OHSAS really clamps down hard on? Kylo Ren's lightsaber.

OHSAS has tracked down the old records of the Jedi and well look at that - hundreds of incidents of accidentally chopped off limbs in "training" incidents. Clearly lightsabers are too dangerous to be use at all.

OHSAS does not care that the Force allows you to wield sabers safely,that is a ticking time bomb of a lightsaber Kylo Ren you will blow yourself up or chop off your own leg and won't that be a huge black mark on the Finalizer? Do you want the First Order to lose it's OHSAS certification? General Hux puts his foot down - Starkiller may be his baby but that OHSAS certification is his beloved stepchild.

Kylo Ren can now only carry a metal dowel on the finalizer and an old fashioned sword in battle - after which he has to fill out forms in triplicate after every use.

+ Luke Skywalker gets upset when Rey presented his saber to him - because he KNOWS OHSAS is going to track it down and confiscate it. Why do you think he hid it with Maz?

++ Kylo Ren blames Darth Vader. Who asked you to get your legs and arms chopped off Grandpa? Why did you have to chop off Uncle Luke's hand?

Re: Gen or Any/Any Space OHSAS bans lightsabers

[(Anonymous)]

Hahaha, yes.

Re: Gen or Any/Any Space OHSAS bans lightsabers

[(Anonymous)]

The day OHSAS makes its proclaimation is the greatest day of Hux's life.

Re: Gen or Any/Any Space OHSAS bans lightsabers

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding! I LOVE THOSE BONUSES

Re: Gen or Any/Any Space OHSAS bans lightsabers

[(Anonymous)]

lmao this is great

Re: Gen or Any/Any Space OHSAS bans lightsabers

[(Anonymous)]

Yes! Especially laughed at Luke's panic.

Re: Gen or Any/Any Space OHSAS bans lightsabers

[(Anonymous)]

Same here!