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Kylo/Hux/Kylo

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Hux makes the terrifying discovery that there are two (or even more!) Kylos. Unfortunately there's only one Hux, so they all have to share him...


Re: Kylo/Hux/Kylo

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*winks* mmhhhhmmm

Hux/Rey, worst soulmate match happens

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
During or post-TFA, Hux and Rey meet and realize they are soulmates.

Being apart hurts and they certainly can't kill each other but they're also pretty horrified by the match (especially Rey) and have no idea how to deal with the situation.

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(Anonymous) 2016-03-31 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
+1 I love the potential of Hux/Rey! I would love to see this!!

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First Order - Kamikaze - suicide + mass murder

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
The First Order lost, but they would never surrender. (They've seen what happened to officers who had surrendered. A lifetime caged and forgotten is a fate worse than death)

The day the remaining FO fleet crashed themselves into Republic planets' major cities at light speed, ex-General Brendol Hux took his own life despite heavy watch, while under Resistance custody.

Ben Solo lost his mother.
Kylo Ren lost the one person who accepted him as he was.
A grey Jedi with no name and a scar across his face moved to the Outer Rim, ravaged by war, abandoned again by the now also struggling Republic.

Finn/Poe Permission/Conditioning

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Finn only broke through part of his conditioning, there's still plenty that remains. He won't eat unless given permission, he steps aside whenever someone with rank passes him, and he absolutely will not touch himself no matter how hard he gets.

When Poe sees he's hard one day he makes a joke about Finn going to take care of it. Finn is offended. He would never do something so base.

+Finn gets hard often and just ignores it
+Poe lends a helping hand
++Finn can only come after being given permission

Re: Finn/Poe Permission/Conditioning

(Anonymous) 2016-03-31 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
ohhh poor finn bby
but also, oh~ finn~
seconded!

Kylux - Teenage runaways, Modern AU

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hux ran away from his abusive home/father when he was fifteen and has been on his own for years. One day, he comes across some emo wannabe, causing trouble.

He helps the guy out (what kind of name is Kylo?) and finds out that Kylo is a recent runaway.

He decides to help Kylo out until he can take care of himself (the guy is at least 18 ffs, y u so useless, STOP PICKING FIGHTS). Its totally because the guy is kind of pathetic, not that Hux might be getting a bit of a crush on him, nope, certainly not!

+ the Solo-Organa family are desperately searching for Kylo/Ben. Kylo always ends up running off (taking Hux with him) whenever he sees someone from his old life looking for him. (Hux is almost convinced he's spy or some shit)

+ Kylo ran away because he was in an abusive relationship with Snoke (His mother’s rival). Snoke blackmailed him to keep silent so he ran away instead.

+ Hux eventually finds out that Kylo's home life was not that bad (Absent dad/workaholic mother - Hux isn’t impressed) but when he finds out what happened with Snoke, he is more sympathetic.

+ Hux teaching Kylo basic survival skills - finding a safe place to sleep, finding food, pick pocketing. Kylo is VERY adamant that he doesn't want to find a proper job with paper work (he doesn't want to be found)

+ Phasma and Mitaka are fellow runaways Hux knows

Re: Kylux - Teenage runaways, Modern AU

(Anonymous) 2016-03-31 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
This is sad and awesome and I hope it gets filled..! Scruffy ginger hobo Hux~

Hux/Kylo + Hux Sr./Mrs. Hux: Propositioning Kylo

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we've already firmly established that the Hux family ain't shit. That's why I want Hux Sr./Mrs. Hux/both to proposition Kylo, Hux's boyfriend, for sex. Preferably at their first meeting. Preferably right in front of Hux ("Hush, Brendol, the adults are talking about adult things!").

Re: Hux/Kylo + Hux Sr./Mrs. Hux: Propositioning Kylo

(Anonymous) 2016-04-01 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
This could either be hilarious or heartbreaking and I want it either way

Rey and the boys, consensual gangbang

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I am going to hell for this.

Rey, Poe, Finn, Kylo.

Maybe its like oldest to youngest? Least experienced to most?

I'm too embarrassed to even list all the extras.

Re: Rey and the boys, consensual gangbang

(Anonymous) 2016-03-31 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
MORE LIKE GOING TO HEAVEN.

Please tell us the extras. OT4 is my lifeblood and there needs to me more (any?) of Rey getting love from her boys.

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Rey(/Finn) Luke fuck or die

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Rey and Finn are crushing hard for each other and they and Luke are somewhere and they can't Jedi their way out (ysalimiri allover is a thing right?) So it's a fuck or die situation for reasons. Except because Luke is the elder he's seen as the one who has to make the payment (???)
He's mortified, Rey's like whatnow? And Finn has to watch.

Obviously dubcon is warrented but Luke's not a jerk and this is just all kinds of awkward for all of them.

+ if Rey and Finn haven't actually done anything yet and Luke realizes and there is just more guilt for him
++ if Luke mentions he could alter their memories and Rey and Finn are like no you have to deal then so do we!
+++ all the angst!
Bonus +(but not anywhere required) Leia somewhere somehow as therapy

Leia, The First Order - Children of War - possible death of major character

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Leia tried to argue for leniency in the sentencing of captured First Order officers and soldiers. They were brainwashed from youth, groomed just like her son from an even younger age. They were soldiers before they were even grown.

"Yesterday they were child-soldiers, but today they are rabid dogs, extremists, murderers, adults too far gone to recondition and reintegrate. You spare them, they would go right back to being enemies of the Republic, peace, democracy, and freedom itself."

Public executions were good for morale and good for votes, in these turbulent times. The people called for blood, and the senate served the people.

Bonus:
Kylo Ren was given partial custody of Brendol Hux III, Force sensitive, the great-grandson of Sheev Palpatine.

"Lord Ren. If you see this message today, I am likely either captured or dead. I had hoped to ask you of this favour in person, but such are life's failures and surprises. We've had our differences, but I do hope sincerely that in the interest of this New Empire that we all hope to build, in the interest of stability and peace, of our future, that you take this child as your apprentice, and teach him in your ways, as my father and I had taught him in ours." - Brendol Hux II

Re: Leia, The First Order - Children of War - possible death of major character

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I am here for Brendol II doing the right thing for his son instead of dragging him into a lifelong struggle like his father did to him.

Kylo/Hux - Fake Relationship - Kylo tries to embarrass his parents by making out with Hux

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
(SW AU verse or Modern AU, which ever)

Kylo's being forced to attend one of his mother's fancy (political) dinners and HE IS NOT HAPPY.

Cue him asking his friend Hux to pretend to be his boyfriend and be entirely inappropriate with him at the dinner (which Hux's father is also attending: It's win/win for both of them in terms of mortifying their parents). While Hux had never thought of Kylo that way, he's not going to pass up the chance.

At the dinner, they're constantly making out, groping each other, and making dirty innuendos to each other where everyone can hear.

If they keep making out after the dinner party, it's totally force of habit... really... the sex afterward is just them getting carried away *cough*

+ Leia is just exasperated, Han thinks it's hilarious, Hux Snr looks like he's going to explode any second now.

Re: Kylo/Hux - Fake Relationship - Kylo tries to embarrass his parents by making out with Hux

(Anonymous) 2016-03-31 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Lmao this prompt is a thing of beauty. Seconded!

RPS: JJ Abrams/Adam Driver

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Because this is too cute: http://kylodelrey.tumblr.com/post/141967907831

Re: RPS: JJ Abrams/Adam Driver

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Ohhh, he's showing him how to punch himself.

Kylux - Little Red Riding Hood

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
- Hur Sr as Mom, if moms were space nazi dads.
- Hux Jr as Red Riding Hood, who is a First Order agent, and must get the secret data stick containing the plans of Starkiller Base to Snoke.
- Snoke as Grandpa in the woods, who is a real creeper.
- Ben Solo as the Big Bad Wolf, who is sent to track down and detain Red Riding Hood for the Resistance.
- Luke as the Huntsman, who just wants everyone to get off his damn island.

Extra:
- Princess Leia as a Princess, Ben I told you to detain Red Riding Hood, not deflower him!

Re: Kylux - Little Red Riding Hood

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Love this. Someone please write this.

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Gen, or Hux/Any

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
i just want something where hux is basically king george from hamilton

"i will kill your friends and family, to remind you of my love DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAA" op would like finn/hux best but they aren't picky.

Re: Gen, or Hux/Any

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
There's actually a similar prompt to this that has two fills.

But I'm gonna second it again.

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kylo/maz

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
cause hey, we're on a kink meme and we already had some beautifully done kylo/jar jar

+ kylo totally has a mommy (granny?) complex

Re: kylo/maz

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Kylo needs Force info. Maz requires some sweet talking first. She possibly makes him carry her through a few swamps. Big strapping lad like that? It would be a waste not to.

(seconded)

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gen, Ben is kidnapped, survives in garbage with Hux

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Leia reaches out for help instead of sending 10yo Ben away to Luke, and Snoke's hold on Ben weakens. Desperate for his plans to not be entirely derailed, Snoke arranges a kidnapping, snatching Ben up and sending him to the Outer Rim. Ben's smuggled aboard a transport moving cadets to an Academy ship. The ship comes under attack, and in the confusion Ben and Hux end up together alone in the same shuttle, managing to land it on some backwater station/planet/whatever. Hux doesn't know who Ben is, and Ben doesn't exactly trust Hux, but they end up sticking together for lack of better options to survive.

- Ben boasts about his force mastery but isn't really skilled yet

- Hux tries to act cool and in command but flounders with his lack of experience/incomplete training.

- Ben's still an emotionally unstable brat as the damage has been done, but more conflicted with his impulses. He struggles to be calm like Luke with the force, but he's shit at it, and defaults back to drawing on his anger.

- Hux kills someone and expects to feel nothing but is actually shaken, represses it

- reluctantly impressed with each other

- The fledgling Resistance finds them first and scoops them up. Hux is livid, fully indoctrinated, and refuses to cooperate. Leia tries to use him as leverage against his father but papa Hux doesn't even consider it. Now they're stuck with him.

- Inadvertently Hux helps Ben keep Snoke out/helps him cope.

Re: gen, Ben is kidnapped, survives in garbage with Hux

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
op here, forgot to add: please nothing skeevy as kids but i'm down for them ending up together as dysfunctional bickering adults

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Gen or Kylux: Hux is scared of Ewoks

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Somehow, for some reason, the First Order boys end up on the forest moon of Endor, and Kylo discovers, much to his amusement, that Hux has a near debilitating phobia of Ewoks.

It's not even about them being potentially dangerous or anything remotely rational, it's their beady little eyes and the way they look like walking stuffed animals and yes Ren even the baby ones if anything the baby ones are worse oh god it's coming this way Ren don't let it touch me...

Re: Gen or Kylux: Hux is scared of Ewoks

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Who wouldn't be scared of Ewoks? They eat sentient beings and can take down a Scout Walker with rocks and trees and shit.

seconded

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Gen/Stormpilot - Angst, Finn finds out his family were FO loyalists - FO not that bad

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Finn somehow finds out (Phasma or Hux drops a truth bomb on him?) that his family was made up of First Order loyalists/officers who died fighting the Republic/Rebels/Resistance.

Finn doesn't know how to take this (or even believe it) and Poe isn't sure how to comfort him.


+ he finds out ALL Stormtroopers are orphans - none of them were ever 'stolen', that was just Resistance Propaganda

+ he parents were killed when the ship (carrying cargo, minimal weapons) they were on was attacked by Resistance Pilots in an attempt to sabotage/delay the First Order

+++++ The First Order has the view of 'The Republic/Resistance started it' - They were outcast from their home worlds (by the Republic), as soon as they started to get back on their feet the 'Resistance' formed, their alliances with Outer Rim planets was seen as 'conquering', and their inherently military culture was seen as 'getting ready for war'. (This is why so many of the FO (*cough*Hux*cough*) hate the Resistance so much.)

++++++++++ Leia never realize forming the Resistance might have kick started the war.

Re: Gen/Stormpilot - Angst, Finn finds out his family were FO loyalists - FO not that bad

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there are always two (or more) sides to every story. This is remarkably fascinating!

Any, modern AU, DnD group

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So umm I was thinking how hilarious it would be if all of the major characters were a group of teens who get together on the weekend to play Dungeons and Dragons (or a space opera variant thereof).

Kylo as that one kid who always fights with the DM and pisses everyone off with his ridiculously edgy and overpowered character? Rey as the new player who eventually pulls off some super unexpected genius move that seals the whole campaign? Poe as the kind of DM who turns bad combat rolls into romantic caresses? These are just ideas, feel free to change things or add more characters! I'm fine with any pairings but no explicit sexual content.

Re: Any, modern AU, DnD group

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
The kid who plays Kylo is totally the worst rules-lawyer ever.

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Kylux - Swan Lake

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Swan Lake.

General Hux is the grandson of the Emperor.

Ben Solo is the son of the lost Organa dynasty, a cursed white swan, and an asshole (have you seen swans? they are assholes).

Kylo Ren is the cursed black swan, and the other personality of Ben Solo, spawned to help Ben survive the sorcerous Snoke.

Ben is so upset that Hux gave his hand to Kylo.
Kylo is preening.
Hux's mama and papa: Son, we've warned you about sticking your dick in crazy. Son, we are disappoint.
Hux is so done with this. At least the sex is hot.

Re: Kylux - Swan Lake

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Swans are scary birds.

Imagine the Knights of Ren as the other swans.
Imagine the Knights of Ren dancing to the Dance of the Little Swans.

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The Faaaaabulous First Order

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Kylo Ren is tasked with redesigning the First Order uniform. He is inspired by his grandmother, and judging by his own ensemble, thinks complicated pointless layering is the shit.

Mutiny abounds.

Re: The Faaaaabulous First Order

(Anonymous) 2016-04-02 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Mutiny simply because it takes too damn long to get this new shit on!! C'mon, what if there's an emergency? They'd have to run to their battle stations in their underwear (but no, he bloody well redesigned that, too!)

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Finn/Poe: romance author Finn

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Access to Poe's collection of trashy romance books + Finn keeping a journal/writing for therapy = Finn: popular new erotica novelist.

The only problem is that his debut book is starting to be popular on-base, and someone is definitely going to notice that one of the lead characters bear a striking resemblance to Poe.

Re: Finn/Poe: romance author Finn

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Omg yes

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FILL - Hyperdrive My Heart (1/?)

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Cast - Backstroke of the West

(Anonymous) 2016-03-31 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Scenes from TFA, subbed in the same manner as the subbed chinese bootleg of revenge of the sith, in which the Jedi Council is the presbyterian church.

Also knonw as Star Wars, The Backstroke of the West
https://timsutton.tumblr.com/post/137273799177/star-wars-episode-iii-backstroke-of-the-west-a

With lines such as:
"he is in my behind"
"R2, do you is fucking"
"you two careful, he is a big"
"Mr. speaker, we are for the big"
"He big in nothing. Important in elephant"
"Smelly boy"
"Pregnancy? Pregnancy"
"the geography that I stands compares you superior"
"What I love is you"

And the ever famous:
"DO NOT WANT!!!!"

Re: Cast - Backstroke of the West

(Anonymous) 2016-04-02 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
There should be much more of this but here is my humble starting attempts:

"Are you Han Isolate?"

"I too am using."

"Then this...is century bird! Boat that make palace walk in less than fourteen average losers!"

"Dozen!"

("...fourteen...dozing.")

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"You a bug! Can draw a warrior."

"I bug any plan. You need plot?"

"See, need pile."

...

"Endure endure, enduring oyster."

"Is oyster here!"

"Are meta speak."

...

"You got enema?"

"Fun, to win eateded evens."

"No good. I'll say, dorsal, if valids."

"Is fine."

"Pleasant interfacedes!"

"Pleasant interfacededes, Eallan Grown!"
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"....why everyone wants to jack off in back again?!?!"

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Kylux - X-Men

(Anonymous) 2016-03-31 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
X-Men verse.

Vader is basically Magneto.
Luke is like Professor X.
Leia is a famous politician with a mutation, but is unaware of it.

Ben just can't keep himself under control. People shunned him, whispering of Vader.
The ginger kid Hux + posse in Ben's class bullies him relentlessly.
Hux's father is super anti-mutant.
Hux is secretly a mutant. Ben finds out.

Re: Kylux - X-Men

(Anonymous) 2016-03-31 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Hux is secretly a mutant. Ben finds out.
exactly the dynamic I would read.
seconded.

Re: Kylux - X-Men

(Anonymous) - 2016-03-31 03:07 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Kylux - X-Men

(Anonymous) - 2016-04-02 08:28 (UTC) - Expand

Hux/Kylo Ren, a/b/o, underage mention, mpreg, teenage parenting

(Anonymous) 2016-03-31 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
(Teenage parenting isn't really my thing, but once the idea took root I couldn't stop. Sorry.)

Hux may call Kylo Ren a manchild he hates/loves. What if we take it literally?

alpha!Ben cannot get along with his beta!parents and uncle/master.

Kylo Ren and Hux met a lot earlier. They kept a 'friendly' rivalry and bonded through oppressive family legacy, neglectful parents, being underestimated youths, etc.

When Hux was 20/19 and Kylo newly turned 17/16, Hux went into a late first heat. Since Hux was the first and only omega Kylo had ever met, he had no idea what was happening and went into rut. Hux was mated and impregnated from the encounter.

Cue fellow/rival officers mocking Hux and his 'manchild' alpha. But Kylo is being such a sweet, dedicated and responsible alpha/father/husband that Hux can't help but (fall a little in love and) defend him.

+ childproofed Finalizer and handpicked babysitter crew (with pediatrician/maternity training, etc.)

+ more mature/controlled Kylo

+ anti-Leia!Hux of the FO

+ Hux using his 'delicate state' to his advantage (to win his men, get what he wants, etc.)

+ Kylo and Hux being badass parents

No sexual please, I just want the intimate/parental/cuddly stuff.

Re: Hux/Kylo Ren, a/b/o, underage mention, mpreg, teenage parenting

(Anonymous) 2016-03-31 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, I like this! Seconded!

Kylo Ren in pain and loving it

(Anonymous) 2016-03-31 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
I just want to see a masochistic Kylo getting off to masochistic things. Simple pleasures, nonnies.

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