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Kylo Ren/Any, body horror, mpreg

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
In order to grow their ranks, Snoke expects all of the Knights of Ren to bear children. Since men don't have the right parts, they have to endure an extremely fucked up process (scientific, Force-induced, or both) so they can develop the organs needed to incubate and bear the child. It goes without saying that the pregnancy itself is equally horrific. Since the pregnancy is part of the trials that the Knights of Ren go through, they are forbidden to protest or even complain--to do so is a sign of weakness.

Write me a fic where Kylo goes through the process and pregnancy, and please play up the body horror.

Re: Kylo Ren/Any, body horror, mpreg

(Anonymous) 2016-04-17 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
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Finn/Kylo - ABO with Omega Finn

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Finn goes into his first heat after leaving the First Order and Ren is the only Alpha around.

Dub-con is fine, no non-con though.
No mpreg.

Bonus if they're still on opposing sides, but are now mated to Finn's horror and Kylo's annoyance.

Second bonus if Finn stars hearing Kylo's thoughts and ends up getting information the Resistance can use.

Third bonus if this means Kylo tries to capture Finn when he finds out.

Re: Finn/Kylo - ABO with Omega Finn

(Anonymous) 2016-04-15 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Love this...their is a serious lack of Omega Finn in fandom.

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Jessika Pava/Rey, post break-up sex

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Jessika and Rey broke up, but one day they find each other at a Resistance party again. Talking, crying and lots of feelings happen, and also sex. It-means-everything-but-lets-pretend-it-doesn't sex.

+ If the reason they broke up was because Rey was shit at communicating her feelings and Jessika was shit at understanding her.

++ If the sex is angry at first but ends up being tender and gentle.

+++ If they're both drunk as fuck.

Re: Jessika Pava/Rey, post break-up sex

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
seconded

Kylo/any, mpreg

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
The reason Kylo is covered head to toe is because if anyone touches his bare skin, he gets Force pregnant.

So Hux/Finn/Poe/Rey or whoever touches him and he promptly freaks out. There can be multiple fathers??

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(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO

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Kylo/Hux, Hux Sr, Resistance: His First and Finest Work

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Post-TFA, the Resistance manages to steal a cache of high-security electronic records that detail the intricacies of the Stormtrooper indoctrination program, as designed by Brendol Hux Sr. Among said documents is a file on 'Subject 0', the initial candidate for the program.

When they open the vid-record, they're confronted with a tiny, smiling ginger waving happily at the camera, giggling happily about 'playin' wit'
Daddy!'. He can't be more then three years old.

As the record progresses, he doesn't smile as much. There are bruises. Broken bones. A list of exercises, and the associated punishments. Punishments for not saying 'please'. For having less then perfect diction. Punishments for asking a 'superior officer' to stop, please, it hurts, you're HURTING me, daddy, please - .

At the end of the vid-tape, General Hux's face stares back at them. Pristine. Cold.

Brendol Hux Sr. was the man who designed the stormtropper program, and he used his son as the initial test subject for literally every indoctrination and 'reconditioning' protocol existent.

Not one member of the Resistance can face General Hux without remember that tiny toddler, crying.

+ Kylo discovers the vid-file and goes ballistic.
++ Hux spent his entire life being 'reconditioned' at the slightest excuse. It was only after he received a promotion to a rank higher then that of Brendol Hux Sr that said sessions stopped and he began to form his own personality.

Re: Kylo/Hux, Hux Sr, Resistance: His First and Finest Work

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
holy shit, anon.

+1

Gender Bending

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Give me some good old-fashioned gender bend in this kink meme!

I'd prefer Hux (the freak out, I imagine, would be spectacular), but I'll like anybody. Force-induced, aliens, unknown food/drink; just give me something where someone ends up with the opposite bits.

-Pairings, if any, are up to filler. I personally am a Kylux and Stormpilot shipper, but I'm not picky.

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[personal profile] vilya_mariposa 2020-11-16 03:40 am (UTC)(link)

Kylo Ren had been reliably informed that General Hux was ill and had lost his voice and would work from his quarters.

General Hux did not do that. He had once come to his shift delirious with fever and double vision. Kylo had prepared himself for a day full of cranky Hux, for the night before he had been forced to entertain his father’s old cronies, a group of vile and disgusting men.

Kylo was between worried and intrigued and headed for Hux’s quarters after finding out that no medical droid had been summoned by Hux.

There was a message on his door that referred the curious to his second in command. Kylo reached out to wretch the door open, then paused, opting for a more subtle approach. He reached for his slicing tools.


Hux hated his father’s cronies and made sure he stayed sober in their presence. Waking up weak and nauseous was perplexing, covered in sweat was gross but manageable. Waking up a woman was a huge problem.

He yanked his sleep shirt of and tossed it onto the floor. He touched his chest again and gave a choked out noise that would have been a scream of panic in other people. He reached down and palmed them, shivering at the pleasurable excitement then yanked his hands away. He panted through a surge of anxiety as he laid back down on the bed, frowning at the movement of the breasts.

He took a few deep breaths, then closed his eyes and slid his hand inside his sleep pants. He fought the surge of panic as he felt for the missing cock. He took a few deep breaths as he tried to get ahold of his emotions. He reached down and explored the unfamiliar equipment, stopping when an unfamiliar thrill of arousal ran though him. He lay panting, trying his best not to panic.

After texting in sick he disabled all voice and vid channels, showered, and then began a meticulous review of the previous evening.


He heard his door opening and he grabbed a blaster. He aimed it at the figure in the doorway, “Give me a reason to not shoot you, Ren.”

“I changed your door code when I sliced my way in. And you have a problem.”

Hux sensed Kylo’s bemused scrutiny but eventually lowered the blaster. “Leader Snoke did put you at my disposal. Have you ever heard of anything like this?”

“Only whispers and rumors. 10211956 by the way.” Kylo said, “I suppose you’ve already made a list of events that could’ve led to this?”

Hux held out the data pad but flinched when Kylo got too close. Kylo pulled it over to him, maintaining his distance. Hux frowned, “I don’t know why I reacted like that.” Then he frowned, “Why did you use my mother’s birthdate as a door code.”

“Well, that’s a coincidence.”

“What?”

“Our mothers were born on the same day.”

Hux hated to admit it but Kylo did have a sharp intelligence when he was not having a tantrum.

Hux jumped up as the door began opening, Kylo said, “Medical override, I can see the panel from here.”

“Get rid of them!” Hux hissed proceeding to lock himself in the bathroom.

Commandant Achar entered and openly frowned when seeing Kylo standing in Hux’s outer room. “Leave, this does not concern you.”

“You misused the medical override, I know you are not a member of the medical staff and reportedly even have difficulty with the application of bacta strips.”

“You need to leave, I have urgent business with General Hux.” Commandant Achar shifted as if he was uncomfortable.

Kylo noticed the source of the old man’s discomfort, “What kind of business? He’s not feeling well.”

Commandant Achar looked surprised and an emotion Kylo could not immediately name, the old man pointed to the door, “Leave.”

“You first, he needs some sleep.”

“You leave, I will make sure she is taken care of.”

Kylo shifted and could see Hux’s outraged face peering out through a crack in the refresher door, and rightly assumed Commandant Achar could not see him from the other room.

Kylo thrust out his hand and grabbed Commandant Achar, “No more games, tell me why you are really here.”

“Rotten punk!”

“Talk!”

Commandant Achar struggled for a few moments, then grunted out, “He was supposed to be made a woman by now! I came to impregnate her!”

Kylo looked over and saw the utterly confused look on Hux’s face, “Wouldn’t hiring him a woman be easier? I mean, the drugs you had to take are not the most pleasant. And you can’t be comfortable.” Kylo sensed that Commandant Achar was trying to hold back and gave the man a shake.

“Not my idea, but orders are orders.”

“Brendol Hux.”

Hux burst out of the refresher and began unloading on Commandant Achar, “Why in the name of the Force would you do this? He’s dead, and anything he intended should die with him! I have made my own way, working against his demeaning and discouraging words! He was a horrible person and I’m glad he’s dead!”

“How dare you speak of your father like that! He was a great and honorable man…”

“Lord Ren! Throw him out!”

Kylo opened the door and hurled Commandant Achar out the door into the hallway. He closed the door and asked, “May I use your console for a moment?”

Hux nodded and sat down, flinching at the movement. “Damn boobs.”

Kylo smiled under his helmet, “Proper undergarments and sitting gracefully.” He pulled up a screen displaying a planetary system. “He stopped here on his way to the little party last night. The fifth planet has a methane atmosphere and is the source of a drug that is rumored to produce a sex change, only made permanent by making that person pregnant. Otherwise it is a few days of this.” Kylo waved his hand at Hux’s condition.

Hux had calmed down. “Well, I guess I can work from here, not great for efficiency, what are you doing?” He asked as Kylo was rummaging through Hux’s laundry.

Kylo tested the stretch of some sheets, then ripped them into a long strip. Hux gave up protesting.

“Shirt off.”

“What?”

Kylo waved the strip, Hux frowned but turned away and took his shirt off. He held his arms up and let Kylo wrap him rather tightly. After he felt the end tucked in he stepped away, giving a couple of bounces on his feet.

“That’s better, thank you.”

“Unwrap it slowly, I don’t think it’s too tight but unwrapping it slowly will show you how to do it on your own. Or I can…”

“No, you’ve been enough help. Thank you.”

“You’re welcome General.” Kylo nodded and left the quarters.


First Order Officers/Knights of Ren - Ren Wrangling Support Group

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Once in a while, the First Order Officers in command of star destroyers get together to complain about their respective Knights of Ren.

Featuring:
- Knight Disco Face Ren
- Knight Rides in a Trash Can Ren
- Knight Crylo Ren
- Knight I Haven't Bathed in Like Forever Ren
- A Tarkin with them cheekbones
- A Jerjerrod with bad engineering skills
- An Evil Space Ginger stroking a ginger cat like a bond villain
- A Knight walking in on the meeting: But but but I thought you liked me, General!?? ;__________;

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(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yes!!

[Poe/Finn] the commander's pick

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
everyone knows an officer has the right to pick a soldier for their bed.

i don't care what the scenario is. maybe poe and finn are role-playing, or finn is a brand new resistance recruit and catches poe's eye, or they're both stormtroopers. ANYTHING.

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+1

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Kylo Ren, General Hux, Millicent - & The Spring of Drowned Cat

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Kylo Ren falls into the Mystical Spring of Drowned Cat during a mission.
He now turns into a cat when splashed with cold water, and turns back when splashed with hot water.

Millicent is in love. General Hux is torn between wanting to cuddle the cat and strangling Lord Ren.

Re: Kylo Ren, General Hux, Millicent - & The Spring of Drowned Cat

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Is... Is this seriously a Ranma 1/2 prompt? Dude. Dude. Seconded!

Kylo/Hux and Hux + Knights of Ren - They're all needy and attached to Hux

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
As is the common trope, Kylo is an affection-starved, friendless mess who finally gets some relief and much needed socialization when he enters a relationship with Hux. Hux is the only one brave enough to speak with him like an equal, touch him, or even get near him. Kylo gets incredibly attached to him because of it.

Over time, the other Knights of Ren take cues from their master and get the memo: Hux will deal with them without fear and quench their thirst for interaction with another sentient being that isn't each other. They start craving his attention too (though not sexually or romantically like Kylo).

Basically Hux ends up surrounded not only by Kylo Ren, but by the various Knights of Ren too when they're around. It's like having seven huge and dangerous but grudgingly affectionate cats all vying for his time.

+ Kylo gets first dibs and other Knights have to back off when he wants Hux time. Hux isn't too happy with being negotiated about like a toy they have to share.

++ A scene where Hux is surrounded by all of them at the same time, possibly on his bed to boot, and starts wondering when and how this became his life.

Re: Kylo/Hux and Hux + Knights of Ren - They're all needy and attached to Hux

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
^ This! 2nd'd with the force of a star destroyer without breaks!


Hux lay on his thin carpet, and glares balefully at the snoring pile of Rens in his bed. They squished him off his own bed again.

Besides him on the floor, Kylo Ren snored, flopped over, and draped a heavy arm over the General.

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Stormtrooper 1: I've seen the Knights all enter the General's quarters again. What do you suppose they all do in there?
Stormtrooper 2: *writes smutty Knights of Ren + General Hux gangbang fanfiction furiously*

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General Hux, optional Kylux - Heir to the Empire

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
The Resistance accidentally captures General Hux's child without realizing it.

Optional:
- C-3PO strikes up an unlikely friendship with the little ginger kid with impeccable manners and a cute little ginger cat (Millicent Jr).
- Some amongst the Republic wishes to use the officer's children as leverage. Hux and Ren both assume they know who Hux Jr Jr is. Hux is not dealing well, heads will roll. The part of Ren that is still Ben Solo is so disappointed in the Republic.
- Hux Jr Jr conspires with other officer's children to escape.
- Lieutenant Mitaka's baby brother is a darkside cinnamon roll.

Kylux - Accidental Incest

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Kylo Ren finds out that he and General Hux are related.
And he thought he'd never accidentally kiss a family member like his lame Uncle Luke.

The Ghost of Anakin: Well grandson, technically you didn't kiss him, you f***ed him.
Kylo: GRANDPA!!!

No escape, no escape, no escape from the accidental incest curse!
(And he thought him and Rey were related! But nope no cute baby sister/cousin for you.)

Re: Kylux - Accidental Incest

(Anonymous) 2016-05-06 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this about those early rumors of Domhnall Gleeson playing Luke Skywalker's son? Not really a fan od incest, but totally seconded!

Hux Sr/Hux(/mrs. hux?), tw incest, dubcon

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Brendol Hux has been estranged from his wife for years. It's always been a loveless marriage, but before their son there had at least been sex. Now it's just two bitter people who can't stand each other existing in the same house, bound together by propriety and duty.

Neither of them have particular interest in their progeny; Brendol has not been abusive, per se, only distant and disinterested beyond making certain he has the right values instilled in him. Mrs. Hux knew her son would never really be hers, and didn't bother trying. What's the point of loving someone who is only going to end up a brute, a smaller, sharper version of her husband?

Hux is sent off to schooling, and when he visits home it's just perfunctory inquiries about his studies and a few vague attempts at familiarity. However, he worships the ground his father walks on, hangs off his every word, strives constantly for Brendol's approval. It's... gratifying.

Hux comes home before his first commission, only 18. He looks a great deal like his mother had, long ago. Pretty. And with this alluring desire to please.

+ hux is reluctant, but brendol drops a few threadbare praises and hux finds himself submitting
+ ashamed that he gets hard, even if it's just the stimulation, that his father notices
+ walks out of the office afterwards to find his mother sitting primly the next room over, knowing. ++ no comfort is offered.
+ both his parents using him to get at each other

Kylo/Hux: Love At First Sight

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Instead of hating one another from the outset, Kylo Ren and General Hux fall in love at first sight.

...not a stately, dignified love, though. That would have been too easy on everyone else.

Instead, Ren and Hux fall into the over-dramatic, overkill-levels sappy love that is a bystander's worst nightmare. There are pet names. ('Sweetie-pie!' 'Honey-bunch!' 'My little cupcake!') There are overly dramatic confessions of their feelings. ('I have conquered this planet for the glory of the First Order, but I have had it renamed 'Hux's Heart' in honor of the warmest, kindest heart I have ever known!') There are gifts - oh, there are gifts of flowers and candy. ('...Sir, the 'troopers haven't been able to make it through the corridors today due to the huge drifts of pink petals'. 'Leave them in place, Captain.')

Basically, everyone on the Finalizer is rooting for these two maniacs to just FINISH WITH THE OVERLY CUTE DATES AND GO HAVE SEX ALREADY in the hopes that things get back to normal.

+ If the Resistance finds out about this. Han and Leia originally blame each other for Ben's skewed vision of 'Romance', before they realize that it was actually Chewie who gave Ben 'the Talk' as well as the 'How to Woo A Proper Mate' talk.

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In Which Chewbacca Derails The First Order's Plans to Rule The Galaxy By Means of A Thorough Early Indoctrination In The Art Of Wookie Wooing.

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Red Dwarf AU

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
A reactor leak on the Finalizer vaporises the entire crew. The ships computer freezes Kylo Ren's bacta tank in an effort to keep him in stasis until the radiation levels are safe. He wakes up 3 million years in the future on a ghost ship, with only a holographic General Hux (the highest-ranking crew member) and the space-crazy ships computer for company. That is, until they find Millicent's last surviving descendant (who was sealed safely in the General's quarters, and then into the uncontaminated holds). And C3P0, the indestructible, neurotic protocol droid.

Kylo doesn't have much in common with Lister, but I'd love to see him trying to work out what to do now that everyone is dead and any vengeance or galactic domination plans are thoroughly derailed, while holographic Hux bitches about being dead.

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(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Duuuude, I was just thinking of something like this.

Except Hux was the one alive, Kylo was a Force Ghost and the reactor leak was due to poor maintainance by a technician named Matt (which Kylo knows nothing about. At all.)

(And also maybe my drafts folder on tumblr is full of Red Dwarf quotes repurposed for Kylo and Hux. :V)

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Kylux, previous Hux/Poe, Modern AU infidelity cw

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
okay yeah long title but it's actually moderately simple...sort of. Poe is a close friend of the Skywalker family and eventually introduces new boyfriend Hux to them. Hux meets Kylo and it's all snarky and blistering and eventual fucking. Skywalker family goes cold immediately to Kylo and Hux on Poe's behalf.

Bonus points if Hux and Poe broke up and Poe ran off with Finn and/or Rey so he can't tell the family that there was no homewrecking because he's off having a grand ol' time

Ben Solo - In the Name of Naboo, I will Punish You!

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Starring:
Ben Solo as Sailor Naboo
Rey as Sailor Jakku
Poe Dameron as Sailor Yavin
BB-8 as a good talking cat mascot
Anakin's Ghost as Jedi Robed Mask

vs

Snoke as Snoke, Queen of the Negaverse
Hux Jr as General Hux
Phasma as monster of the week #1
Finn as monster of the week #2
Millie as a bad talking cat mascot

Pairing optional. Anon prefers stormpilot and kylux.

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I think I pulled something laughing..! Seconded!

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Phasma/Stormtroopers - dominating Phasma, dubcon

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Phasma disciplines her troopers, sexually.

Kylo Ren taking notes in the background, furiously.

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you can't take notes with your dick, kylo

Poe/Mitaka Finding solice in guitar and each other

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe one was captured by the other's faction. Or maybe they ended up stuck on a planet together. But they comfort each other with music.

Let's see a weird pairing on this meme.

+comparing the bosses

Re: Poe/Mitaka Finding solice in guitar and each other

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, that's adorable! Seconded!

Finn/Poe, angsty "we're about to die" love confessions

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
We've had Finn/Poe variations of the "I love you"/"I know" scene, but what about a Finn/Poe version of the Anakin and Padme love confession from Attack of the Clones?

Finn and Poe have feelings for each other, but for some reason (up to the author) they keep refusing to act on them. Maybe they've even talked about how they shouldn't be together. Then cue the capture by the First Order/space pirates/villain of the week. As they're waiting for their execution, they finally admit their feelings for each other.

Obviously there's a rescue and a happy ending but give me all the angst first.

Han/Poe - Dom Poe, Restraints, Lap Riding

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Poe decides to spice things up in his and Han's strange yet sexy relationship.

So one night while they are flying somewhere in the Falcon, Poe decides to Tie Han to the pilot seat and rides the fuck out of him as they go at light speed.

+ A gag somehow gets involved in there leaving Han helpless to Poe being the ultimate Tease.


Re: Han/Poe - Dom Poe, Restraints, Lap Riding

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Good fucking YES!

Any/Any Consequences of the shovel speech

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Any pairing. One person, whether deliberately or unintentionally, breaks their partner's heart.

Suddenly all the 'if you hurt them' warnings given by their friends start becoming a very real reality.

Re: Any/Any Consequences of the shovel speech

(Anonymous) 2016-04-08 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yes to vengeance.

Gen or Kylux, mute Kylo

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Kylo Ren never talks, he doesn't even use telepathy to communicate verbally, he just makes things "understood" by the people he has to communicate with. Not even Snoke has heard his (mental) voice since he was 15.

One day, he starts talking (mentally) to Hux and a friendship forms.

+1 if the reason he started talking to Hux is that he realized they both share similar trauma.
+10 Hux used to think he found Ren's mutism annoying, but he realises it's a sort of jealousy that he can get away with things.

Re: Gen or Kylux, mute Kylo

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
i'd actually been thinking about this for awhile so +1

Re: Gen or Kylux, mute Kylo

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Gen or Finn/Poe-Finn/Rey-Finn/Poe/Rey: well meant lies

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Finn wakes up in medical, and the last thing he remembers is Rey being flung into a tree by Kylo Ren. Now she's not there, people keep saying she's fine, she's just out of communication range, but he will not believe they aren't lying to him. He's sure Rey's been killed, and he blames himself. He runs away from the Resistance because he can't take how everyone's lying to protect him when he's the one who couldn't protect her.

Re: Gen or Finn/Poe-Finn/Rey-Finn/Poe/Rey: well meant lies

(Anonymous) 2016-03-31 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Finn :( +1

Kylux or Gen: First Order prank war.

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
It all started when Hux managed to install a Mute button on Kylo's mask.

Re: Kylux or Gen: First Order prank war.

(Anonymous) 2016-03-30 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hell yessss +1

Re: Kylux or Gen: First Order prank war.

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