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Kylux, Serious Meeting to Curb Kylo's Tantrums becomes a discussion of sex

[(Anonymous)]

A secret meeting is being held to determine how to reduce the massive damages Kylo Ren causes when he throws a temper tantrum. Hux and many higher officials are present. It starts off as productive but then descends into explicitly porny suggestions to keep Kylo in line. Making him a submissive to an "unknown" *coughcoughHUXcoughcough* authority, so that his passion for anger is transformed and channeled into something else.

+10 Hux's mind being a total traitor and imagining himself performing the porny tasks on Kylo, since everyone else aren't directly naming him as their candidate.

+1000 diagrams and power points are brought in to illustrate the porny suggestions with straight faces from almost everyone.

+THE INTERNET Hux returns to his quarters to find that his room has some new additions in the form of fixtures and boxes of sex toys in order to facilitate the taking of Kylo. And Kylo walks in on this.

Re: Kylux, Serious Meeting to Curb Kylo's Tantrums becomes a discussion of sex

[(Anonymous)]

One Officer: Personally I lash mine every Friday. Then twice on Sundays if duty and schedule permits. It is important to give your Knight a reliable and stable routine.

Yet Another Officer: And I do recommend this particular prostate massager. Highly effective in tiring out mine to induce a most blissful sleep. Blissful for the rest of my command of course. How unfortunate that they do not make prostate and vaginal massagers in one, that I had to repurpose one of my personal neck massagers for my Knight's other orifice.

What? I did not know we are still holding on to ALL of the Empire's old sentiments. Besides, putting an alien in its place is most satisfactory.

Yet Another Another Officer: Well at least with Lord Kylo Ren you don't have to worry about pregnancies. Mine tried to poke holes in my condoms at least sixty-three times, to the point that I am now taking male contraceptives. We have confirmed Kylo Ren will not get impregnated somehow through the Force, yes?

Hux: *internally taking notes and not now boner*