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Re: Kylux, Serious Meeting to Curb Kylo's Tantrums becomes a discussion of sex

[(Anonymous)]

One Officer: Personally I lash mine every Friday. Then twice on Sundays if duty and schedule permits. It is important to give your Knight a reliable and stable routine.

Yet Another Officer: And I do recommend this particular prostate massager. Highly effective in tiring out mine to induce a most blissful sleep. Blissful for the rest of my command of course. How unfortunate that they do not make prostate and vaginal massagers in one, that I had to repurpose one of my personal neck massagers for my Knight's other orifice.

What? I did not know we are still holding on to ALL of the Empire's old sentiments. Besides, putting an alien in its place is most satisfactory.

Yet Another Another Officer: Well at least with Lord Kylo Ren you don't have to worry about pregnancies. Mine tried to poke holes in my condoms at least sixty-three times, to the point that I am now taking male contraceptives. We have confirmed Kylo Ren will not get impregnated somehow through the Force, yes?

Hux: *internally taking notes and not now boner*