Merman Hux falls in love with handsome Prince Kylo and rescues him from a storm. He goes to Snoke the Sea-witch and trades his voice for legs. This makes things difficult when he spends more time with the Prince and wants to express what a kriffing idiot he is.

Disney, Kylux- style.
+ for Hux's cave of human detritus, which he is forging into a superweapon
+ Scavenger Rey, the seagull
+ Phlounda