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According to Abrams the ashes where Kylo just chills and puts his Mask on when he's talking to Rey, is literally the ashes of his fallen enemies.

http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/05/star-wars-force-awakens-jj-abrams-kylo-ren-ashes

So yeah...work with that.

HAHAHAHA OMG OMG THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THEM BEING VADER BECAUSE THAT DID FEEL LIKE ODDLY DISRESPECTFUL SO MADE NO SENSE

A++++++++

OP - Someone commented that even death Kylo needs to know his enemies are still bellow him and it is so fucked up, but I can fucking see it dear God I can.

The fact that this was supposed to be his own private torture chamber just bring a whole new light into who Kylo really is.

AYRT - I'm just so mindblown at this, I love it on every level, thank you for sharing.

Agreeing on it all it's just... well, pathetic while terrifying, like most things about him. So messed up, he's so so messed up. I actually can't even put it into words just yet but it's going to be in my mind for a while and might even come back with a fill. It's too much. Wow.

SA, I mean it's so damn impractical, ashes stick to things, he is going to breathe them all in when he wears the helmet and while that's grim and appropriately disgracing towards them, he's going to end up with breathing issues. KYLO WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THIS?!

OP - EXACTLY!

NAYRT

BUT HE WANTS TO BREATHE LIKE VADER SO HES WORKING TOWARD THAT BY ASPIRATING THE ASHES OF HIS ENEMIES. Oh my god, what if there's a little pocket in the mouth/nose cover thing that holds a scoop of ashes he goes around breathing all day.

Re: GEN - Kylo, someone needs to chill.

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Da

It solves the issue of how someone would have scooped up Vaders ashes (along with a hatful of Endor dirt) in the middle of a rebellion party and no one noticing.

I was gonna say this is some next-level "I'm going to paint my bedroom walls black, black like my soul" goth shit, but wowww:

And the fact that he incinerates and preserves the remains of his foes adds a new, eerie dimension to his Dark Side nostalgia — and hoarding tendencies.

HOARDERS: STARKILLER BASE

We know from the book adaptation Hux likes to keep skulls, let's just say that thank the Force that entire base went up in flames because it needed to. We don't need to know what other shit Starkiller Base hoards!

I did not know that! Thank you for telling me because HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS GOING ON IN THAT BASE? And remember Phasma hoarded Palpatine's ship wreckage to make her armor! Why do they all have these terrifying hobbies? Starkiller's Craftcorner would have been a goddamn nightmare. Are we sure the Resistance even blew it up? Maybe Starkiller just collapsed in a fiery spectacle because someone was casually collecting portals to hell and stored them improperly.

"GODDAMN IT MITAKA, WE *TOLD* YOU TO PUT THE GODDAMN DEMONIC ARTIFACTS IN THE FRIDGE SO THAT THEY'D COOL DOWN, *NOT* IN THE FUCKING CLOSET. Now we've gotta build a new Starkiller, and the Resistance is going to be even more obnoxious than normal since they think they blew it up!"

"B-but sir! The fridge was full of expired blue milk, Lord Ren choked me the last time I tried to throw it out! And the cafeteria walk-in cold room had, like, thirty baby wampas living in there."

*everyone in the crazed craft club side-eyes Ren*

"WHAT?! IT'S NORMAL TO HAVE A FEW PETS. I RESCUED THEM. THEY'RE LIKE MY CHILDREN. I AM WELL-ADJUSTED. NEVER SPEAK TO ME OR MY WAMPAS EVER AGAIN"

DA, *whispers* they're all geeks, creepy ass gamergate type geeks *collapses*

*welds a chromium fedora*

Actually it's about ethics in superweapons journalism.

Yep. He actually tells the 'troopers who go after Finn and Poe to at try and at least get their skulls so he can make sure they're really dead (I know this because it is my Finn/Hux shame tbh).

http://versus-a-blank-paper.tumblr.com/post/139797090379/permian-tropos-egregiousderp-general-nice

Let's just say the Frst Order Trio fandom is nowhere near as dark as the actual CANON versions. xD

First of all, thank you for that link anon, may you someday be rewarded with the rarepair smut of your dreams. Second of all, LMAO at the tags on that post. Third and finally: OMG THAT EXCERPT

I feel like Hux has been watching a lot of action holos, taking notes on the villain's mistakes. Like he's never gonna fall for that "enemy is presumed dead" nonsense. BRING HIM SKULLS. And I really truly feel like "skulls would be better" needs to be a stronger refrain in all future Hux works (Hux worx).

"This is the new First Order insignia, a bursting black star on a red backdrop. Strong, classic, menacing."
"SKULLS WOULD BE BETTER"

"This is where I keep the ashes of my enemies."
"SKULLS WOULD BE BETTER"

"This is my gift to you, General."
"SKULLS WOULD BE BETTER"
"You didn't even unwrap the box--"
"IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH TO CONTAIN SKULLS SO IDC"

"Choke on my dick, Hux."
"SKULLFUCKING WOULD BE BETTER"

"Order! Order in the court! I will ask again: General Hux, do you regret your actions?"
"...I certainly do."
*murmurs of surprise echo through the packed audience observing the war crimes tribunal*
"Are you finally taking this seriously? You actually admit to your part in galactic genocide?"
"...so many lives lost, obliterated so quickly..."
"Oh gods. General, don't do it."
"...I regret that so many should die without leaving a trace behind...
"Do not say it."
"...a coUPLE BILLION SKULLS WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER"

Re: GEN - Kylo, someone needs to chill.

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Re: GEN - Kylo, someone needs to chill.

(Anonymous) - 2016-04-06 14:09 (UTC) - Expand

Someone in the SW universe really needs to set up shop as a therapist. The Skywalker family alone are a frigging goldmine. Hell, just Kylo could finance an entire psych unit. Or the Kylo Ren Centre for Daddy Issues, Anger Management and Identity Crises.

*taped in the window of the Kylo Ren Center*
NOW OFFERING COURSES IN INTERIOR DESIGN
Extreme Ashtrays Are A Symptom

Well, dang. I thought that it was activated charcoal or something to pull out moisture and odors. Now it's hilariously petty, but at least Ren's dead enemies have a chance to continue to plague him with bad air quality.

So, dead ashes, skulls, scraps of old ships.
What has Snoke been teaching in his arts and crafts class?

Or had the Disney villains simply got a bit more cartoony?

Hey, the First Order believes in thrift. How do you think they saved up enough to build the Starkiller? EXTREME RECYCLING!

Just don't ask what's in the mess hall's corned beef stew.

CORNED BEEF STEW IS TROOPERS!

No wonder Finn left.

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