tfa_kink | PROMPT POST #6- CLOSED

Finn and Rey, recently married, want to start a family but learn they're incapable of conceiving a child. I'd love a little emotional H/C as they come to terms with that, and a look at their journey toward adoption. Do they adopt an orphan of the war? Do they adopt an older child? A baby? A non-human child? Multiple children?

(I'd definitely prefer the emphasis to be on Finn and Rey deciding to adopt/families of choice/etc. rather than focusing on their angst when they learn they can't conceive.)

Finn is sent on a diplomatic mission to x-neutral planet and, due to planetary customs or whatnot, needs a lifepartner. He picks Poe, who is more than up for the mission because he likes Finn and enjoys adventuring. However it soon becomes apparent one of them is more into the idea of dating than the other.

I'd like them to remain friends after the fake/pretend dating. I'm not too picky on who develops feelings and/or why it wouldn't work out (though I'm fine leaving it ambiguous for the future). I'd just like to see them work at keeping their friendship after the mission/in spite of the unrequited feelings. Finn POV is preferred.

;_; this is such a sweet and real prompt. Seconded!

In a modern AU where TFA never happened, Star Wars superfan Kylo Ren-NOT BEN SOLO, desk attendant!-comes into the ER at 2 AM with a Darth Vader action figure stuck up his ass.

THIS IS SO EXCELLENT I WISH I COULD GIVE KUDOS TO A PROMPT

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Anyone seen the trailer for "Silence" with the painfully thin Adam Driver? (Great shot of him shirtless at about 1:39. Go google it, then come back.)

That. That is how I want my Kylo. Whether it's a mission into the wilderness gone wrong, punishment, intense training, being captured and then escaping, etc., how he ends up in that state is up to author!anon. But damn, that is how I want my Kylo.

++ another character, Hux? Phasma? Rey? finding him like that.
++++ they think emaciated Kylo is fucking hot.

seconded

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After barely a week of dating, Poe and Finn get drunk-married in Vegas. Everyone they know says you can't just DO that, that it won't last. Their friends say to get it annulled ASAP "for the best." Rationally, the two of them know their friends are right, but honestly? Poe and Finn are both the kind of guys who don't like being told they can't do something. And let's be real, these two are amazing and facing off against impossible odds together.

Vegas-Vegas or Space-Vegas?

Re: Stormpilot- Married in Vegas AU

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On a mission to a facility that trains children up to be stormtroopers, Finn and Poe run across a directory for the FO's breeding program, wherein they take sperm/eggs from promising first order troopers and breed them with one another to create even better soldiers. Finn, when he was promising, scored what the FO calls "the right to legacy" and he finds out he has a baby in the nursery section of the training camp. They manage to rescue the kids, and Finn decides he has to take care of his own.

Cue Finn and Poe raising a kid together before they've even managed to confess their feelings for each other. Finn was going to do it, but now that he has a kid, the kid has to come first, and it's not fair to Poe to spring that on him. Meanwhile, Poe is holding back on confessing because the kid has to come first, and Finn has enough on his plate than to deal with the emotional turmoil of his best friend being in love with him.

yep, this is great

Pretty much 5 different scenarios where Poe was carried bridal style. Can range from crack to angst.

As far as pairings go, I'm partial to Finn/Poe and Kylo/Poe, but any thing works

Hell yeah! Kylo/Poe version of this is among my top 3 all-time favorite fantasies, but this works for me with any pairing, so:

+ 1 and pretty please :D

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FILL: Poe/Finn - Being carried bridal style +5 times

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Phasma once warned Kylo : "You should know better than to trust anyone born of the Commander's cold seed, particularly once you have betrayed them."
Ben was playing the long con infiltrating the First Order and, just as Starkiller was ready, betrayed them, killed Snoke and ran back to the Republic, taking his lover Hux with him. Hux raged, cried, got depressed, but in the end, he seemed to adapt to the Republic.
His siblings/cousins/friends, rejected after Hux's "betrayal", managed to escape and apparently adapted too (one raised high and quick into the Army, another became a top manager in one of the main whatever-is-fuel firms in the galaxy, Hux's favorite little sibling became a senator, etc).
One day, Ben and his family realized Hux and kin basically controled a fuck tons of resources and groups, his sibling will be the next chancellor and Hux and Ben's son (with the Force and Hux's brain) will be their heir and -God's willing - first Emperor as soon as they managed to turn the Republic into one.
Hux smiled at horrified Ben and commited suicide, which ended up estranging definitely their son and Ben, and making him want to become emperor to accomplish his dead father's wish.

Phasma buckled quickly and lowered the Starkiller's shields.
Phasma told a stormtrooper in crisis to report to discipline instead of escorting him there or ordering others to take him.

Five planets is not an acceptable collateral damage to keep your cover, but if you can't stop the initial firing, destroying the weapon would still be a top priority.

This also seems to me to be the only way to salvage her character.

How did she get to where she is, how did she succeed or fail... what, or who, did she leave behind to do so... or was she radicalized within the First Order system... I'd love to see anything based on the premise that she's a Resistance agent or supporter and how she balances "needs must".

Kylo wants Hux, but Hux is already engaged to his fiancé, either a man or a woman, who has no intention of letting Hux go. Luckily they're stationed on separate ships so kylo can spend time getting to know the general without interference, due to Snoke's influence.

However, as the date of the wedding approaches Kylo realises that he has to eliminate the other person for good.

After doing so, he manipulated Hux into beginning a relationship with him.

Bonus for
Hux finding out that Kylo effectively killed his fiancé.
Kylo either putting the fence in the direct line of fire, or just killing them himself when they're alone.
Smoke making it clear to Hux when he finds out that he doesn't intend to punish Kylo and that Kylo will do this again if he finds someone else.

Kylo regularly used Stormtroopers as a means of getting off. One night stands avoided attachments and it wasn't as if they didn't enjoy it, too, even if it led to contradictory rumors. But then he comes across FN-2187 and for once Kylo's managed to snag a virgin, and that's... awkward. For all the rumors about Kylo's kinkiness - and he's definitely into some weird shit - he has issues with the idea of being anybody's first lay. (You cannot convince me the Stormtroopers don't bang each other/First Order officers, people never obey rules against that sort of thing.)

So instead of Kylo hurting him, FN-2187 ends up being coached on how to fuck him, from fingering to the right angle to what words to say. And to their mutual surprise it ends up being the best sex imaginable; Kylo has rarely come so hard in his life and FN-2187 had no idea anything could feel that good.

Bonus points for FN-2187 being the considerate cinnamon roll we know he is and double-checking to make sure things are okay, being cuddly/liking kisses, all that good stuff.

Kylo wants his father to prove he loves him. And he doesn't have to probe deep into his father's mind to figure out what he likes or how to seduce him. Han would probably put up a stronger fight if he didn't feel so guilty. He wants Ben to know he loves him, wants him to know he's sorry, but more than that, he doesn't want his son to think all sex is the brutality Snoke inflicted on him. Han knows its' wrong, but he wants Ben to have some inkling of what love is.

+1

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Finn is pretty much the Cat Whisperer. No one else shares Hux's adoration of Millicent. One day Finn helps coax Millicent out of a vent or something she's trapped in, saving her life, and Hux has never been more in love. Finn is good with cats, he's a good soldier, he helps his unit work out interpersonal issues through sheer force of adorable and intuition, he even uses cleaning solvents that are safe to use around pets. Now all Hux needs to do is work out how to ask him out.

Meanwhile Finn is trying to figure out what this new strange feeling is because he's never had a crush on anyone before.

+1
I didn't know I could want fluff for this ship but I do now.
Millicent can bring these two together.

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Outlast fusion with Hux as Eddie Gluskin and Ben as Waylon Park.
Ben Solo is sent to investigate a First Order ship after an emergency signal was sent from the Resistance - which is weird enough considering they are enemies.

Once inside the ship, he quickly gets trapped inside running from insane officers/stormtroopers. It turns out that the FO was less that scrupulous in experimenting on their own men, trying to create super soldiers/weapons. The results were catastrophic: uprisings, some men died, others are catatonic, others still are mad - some dangerously so.
Among them is the General, obsessed with the idea that every ship commander needs a co-commander, a Force user. After many failed attempts at finding a suitable candidate, he strikes gold with Ben.

Ben needs to escape the Finalize as fast as he can, while the General will keep on stalking and hunting Ben down, intent on making him his. Up to author if Ben succeeds, or if he gives in and Stockholm Syndrome/insanity ensues.

Bonus:
+ The substance that drove the crew mad is still within the ship, influencing Ben and making him more likely to snap - or give into Hux's delusions.

(sorry, accidently posted off anon)

I suspect I might be in the wrong fandom for real world fusions, but I really want to see Ben Solo, anger issues and all, struggling with playing Disney's latest princess acquisition, Kylo Ren. The robes are hot, Florida is humid, Ben already hates everyone.

Does he flub it? Does he try to get fired and fail? Does he really need the money and is just perpetually on probation? Does he actually succeed? Are any of the othe TFA characters fellow character interpreters, park workers, or otherwise present?

I want to see him suffer. I want to see him work a public-facing job. Please, fellow ficcers, you're my only hope.

Plus points for: children vomiting, parents or coworkers getting handsy, belligerent, or otherwise awful, conflicts with coworkers, rivalries with Flynn or Tinkerbell interpreters, accidental redemption.

Several images came to mind when I read this:

-"Kylo" almost getting in a fistfight with "Prince Hans" about Vader vs. Tarkin while Elsa, Anna, and a stormtrooper drag them away from one another.

-Ben really wanted to be hired as Vader. He's salty about being the new Vader fanboy character instead.

-Finn used to be a stormtrooper but was switched to Prince Naveen.

-Rey is the BEST Pooh/Tigger/Baloo/Mickey ever.

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Having seen the trailer for Silence and the sexiness that is Adam Driver's beard, I had to prompt this. Kylo grows a beard, for whatever reason (he's tired of shaving, wants to try something new, nobody sees his real face anyway so why shave) and it turns someone on way more than it logically should.

I'm open to all pairings. I need this like air.

Based off a dream I had: Phasma is expecting, and her troopers are thrilled for her. Hux and Kylo are Not Amused the father cut and run on her. But for the moment, she doesn't want vengeance, she wants to celebrate, so they try to put together a baby shower of some sort because Kylo and Hux, much as they disagree with each other, both are friends with Phasma and have the rank to order people to shut up and go along with this ridiculous idea because they say so.

Up to author anon if Phasma meets someone who's willing to be her co-parent in this venture or not. Just give me the First Order being the (admittedly dysfunctional) family they will never admit they are and I'll be delighted.

Five times someone thought Poe's dad was the sexiest man alive and tried to flirt with him, and the one time someone succeeded.

+ Confused Poe
++ Poe getting jealous Finn thinks his dad is hot
+++ Use of the nickname Goddameron

1. They’d always said it, growing up. Kes Dameron, the mothers in the village licking their lips, oh, Kes, yeah, he’s a looker.

But Poe had never really registered it. Never really paid attention. Because it’s his dad. He’s not supposed to be a person, he’s supposed to be someone that takes care of Poe, and provides for Poe, and generally only exists to be an extension of Poe’s wellbeing. Obviously, Poe realizes this isn’t the case, but it’s - freeing, in a way, not to see your parents as a person. To see them as something unconditional, unwavering, open and unhesitating in their support of you.

The whispers continued even after his mother passed - paused, briefly, in apparent respect for Shara - and changed only slightly in tone. Now they were, Kes Dameron, that suitably grief-stricken, handsome, unattached widower, and they seemed more sincere, more genuine. Like, maybe we’ve actually got a shot with him.

It bothered Poe, at first, but he got over it soon enough when it became apparent that his father didn’t return any of their affections, and by the time he’d left Yavin and joined the Resistance and only saw his father a few times a year, it was pushed out of his mind. For the most part.

2. “Poe, I love you,” Finn says, one afternoon out of the blue, and Poe thinks, oh, do I have a bad feeling about this. “I love you, I only want to be with you, etcetera etcetera. But your dad is really hot.”

They’re on Yavin 4. A transport was headed there, and Poe begged and pleaded and managed to secure a week of off time for both Finn and Poe so he could go back to meet Poe’s family. It seemed like a great idea - a week of vacation, and sunshine, and mangoes, and family. Now Poe’s coming to regret it.

“I -” Poe starts, and isn’t sure where he’s going but it doesn’t seem to matter because Finn plows onward.

“Like, you’re attractive. Super attractive. Way hotter than your dad, obviously. And I love you, obviously. But, like - your dad has got it going on.”

Poe tries not to look too flabbergasted but - well, he’s flabbergasted. It’s all he can do not to let his mouth hang agape. The flies would get in.

“Haven’t you noticed?” Finn presses, leaning closer under the shade of the umbrella. They’re in the backyard; Kes isn’t nearby, thank god, because even now Poe can’t help but conjure to mind he’s dad’s face, try to understand what Finn sees there. His dad is attractive, of course, he’s not a bad looking man, but -

“Anyway, there’s no real point to this, I just wondered if you’d realized,” and then Finn goes back to reading his book, and Poe is left staring ahead into nothingness, thinking, what the fuck?

And, a few minutes later, when what Finn’s said really sinks in, trying to repress the jealously. Because, seriously - what the fuck?

3. “Oh, god, have you seen that man, I would climb him like a tree,” Jess is saying. The pilots are all clustered around their usual lunch table; Poe’d had an issue with his engine, so he’s late to joining them, and the conversation, it seems, is already in full swing.

“Would you really -“ Snap starts, and Jessica interrupts with a hiss and a vaguely threatening glare, “like a tree.”

“Who would you climb like a tree?” Poe asks, settling down at the table, and for a moment, it goes frighteningly silent. Poe’s first instinct is Finn - oh please, tell me they’re not talking about Finn - and then himself, both of which he quickly dismisses because, well, that’d be absurd, they wouldn’t say that.

“Your father, of course,” Jess says, and Poe almost spits out his drink, immediately reevaluating what would and would not be absurd because -

“What?!”

“Your dad,” another pilot - Emily, new recruit, joined after they destroyed Starkiller base - pipes in. She shrugs at Snap’s surprised look and Poe’s blatantly horrified expression. “I mean, he’s older, yeah, but he’s, like - old man hot, you know?”

“What are you - Jesus Christ, how do you even know what he looks like?”

Emily shrugs again. “Holo on your dashboard. You’re very fond of those, I’ve noticed.”

Jessica snorts into her rice, and when Poe glares at her, looks almost defensive. “Hey,” she says, “you can’t blame me for speaking the truth. The truth is, your dad is hot. I mean, damn, I’m not even into men and even I see it.”

“Oh my god,” Poe groans, pushing himself up from the table. “I can’t deal with this. I really can’t.”

Jessica shrugs, takes a sip of her juice. “Sorry, hotshot,” she says. “But the truth never remains hidden for long.

Poe bites back another groan and goes to find someone who won’t talk about how attractive his father is. Someone like BB-8, maybe. Or C-3PO.

The fact Poe actually considers have an extended conversation with him, Poe thinks miserably as he troops away from the pilots’ table, really says a lot about this situation.

4. Poe almost dies a lot, so he thinks it’s a little extreme the next time he crash-lands his X-wing on a desolate planet, he wakes up to find his father sleeping at his bedside.

Leia is there too, of course, and Finn, also sleeping. When Poe wakes, rousing with a groan and a crink in his neck, it’s Leia that smiles down at him, explains.

“You crashed three weeks ago,” she says, almost whispering - presumably to let Kes and Finn sleep. “Luckily, Finn found you and pulled you out of the wreckage. He was able to get you back here soon enough that medics were able to repair almost all of your injuries immediately.” Poe shifts on the bed and lays hand on his knee, cautioning. “You’ll need bacta baths,” she says, and as Poe looks down at himself, swaddled in bandages like a mummy, amends, “a lot of them.” She smiles at him. “But you’ll be okay.”

“Why’s my dad here, then?” Poe asks. “Last time I checked, we don’t call in the cavalry for minor injuries.”

“Just because you survive something doesn’t make it minor,” Leia points out. “We were within range of Yavin anyway, and I thought it might help. Seeing him.”

Poe swallows hard, looks at his father’s sleeping face, the wrinkled lines of his forehead. Help me, yeah, he thinks, but what’s this going to do to him?

“Also,” Leia adds, stepping backwards. “Your father is an incredibly attractive man. So it was certainly no burden to bring him aboard.”

For a moment, Poe is sure he misheard her. “You - what?” he asks, and in his shock forgets that Finn and Kes are sleeping beside him. Finn jolts up immediately, glancing around, panicked, saying, “What’s happening, what -“ and then he realizes Poe’s awake.

“Poe,” Finn says, and it’s somewhere between an exclamation and a sob, and so Poe leans forward - gingerly, around his bandages and no-doubt newly accrued scars - to hug him, press Finn’s face to his neck.

He makes eye contact with the General over Finn’s shoulder, but she just winks and him, and is gone before he can ask her anything further.

“Hey, babe,” Poe says, pressing a kiss on Finn’s jaw. “What did I miss?”

He figures his father’s apparent attractiveness is the not the most important thing at the moment.

5. “- and so then, I said, well, why are you even trying to subvert the drive in the first place, it’s an X-wing, not a fucking cargo ship, you really don’t need the extra stress on the engine, and it took them a few minutes, but they got it, they did! And I think they’re going to implement it on all of the X-wings, yours included, barring testing of course.”

“Outstanding, buddy,” Poe says, squeezing Finn’s hand. He’s still laid up from the crash landing, but he’s doing better, and his dad’s getting ready to leave soon too. “How did I get so lucky - a man both smarter and more handsome than I am?”

Finn grins, blushes a bit. “I don’t think I’d agree with either of those,” he says. “You’re definitely the most handsome person on this base.”

Poe makes a considering face. “Nah, I don’t think so,” he says. “You want proof? Here - BB-8 has an algorithm, it can prove it. Hey, BB-8!”

BB-8 rolls out from the corner where it’s been talking to Poe’s med-bot. “Who’s the most handsome person on the base?”

BB-8 tilts it’s head to the side, calculating. 'Well', it says a moment later, 'based on objective algorithms, human standards of the term 'handsome', and the general consensus by those on this base, I’d say Kes Dameron, who has earned the nickname 'Goddameron', is the most attractive person here.' And then BB-8 rolls right back over to the corner, seemingly unconcerned by Poe’s expression.

“Poe?” Finn asks, clearly concerned. “Poe, what is it?”

“Nothing,” Poe says a minute later, his voice faintly weaker. “Nothing, it’s just -“ he coughs, clears his throat. “You, he said you’re the most handsome?”

“Really?” Finn asks with a raised eyebrow, and Poe nods frantically.

“Oh, really,” he says, and Finn, thankfully drops it.

Kes Dameron, the most attractive man on base, Poe thinks, and has to repress a shudder.

6. The next time Poe goes home, it’s under decidedly different circumstances. The war is not over - Poe is starting to think the war will never be over - but they’re in a period of unprecedented peace. Things are looking - comfortable. Flexible. Better.

He gets two weeks this time and a promise from General Organa that she’ll do everything she can to avoid calling him in early - really, General, it’s not a big deal, he says, and she pats him on the back with an open hand, says, kid, you’ve done enough, and, really, Poe can’t fight too much with that one - and so here he is, back on Yavin 4, alone.

Finn would’ve liked this, Poe thinks when he steps off the transport into the thick heat of the jungle, and he tries not to let it splinter him, but. Finn would’ve liked this. Six months and it still feels like it was yesterday. Poe swallows and tries not to think about it. Finn would’ve liked this.

The house isn’t empty when he gets there. It’s more full than he can ever remember it being - cousins and uncles and his father, in the corner, with a woman by his side.

She presses a kiss to Kes’s cheek when she sees Poe, murmurs something to Kes and pushes him forward. Vaguely, Poe thinks she looks familiar - one of the mother’s from the village, perhaps, from his younger years - but it doesn’t much matter, he thinks. His father looks relaxed, near her, and seems relaxed now, stepping forward into Poe’s space.

“Son,” he says, and sweeps Poe into his arms, and it’s all Poe can do to not start crying.

“Hey, Dad,” he says, and his voice must give him away, because Kes squeezes him harder. “I missed you.”

“We missed you too, son,” Kes says. It’s warm and loud inside the house, and reminds Poe of what it used to be like, here, in his childhood. So many people on the same side of everything - so much warmth and love and affection. It’s something he’s been missing, these past six months. “We all did.”

Poe nods into his father’s neck. Later, he’ll go around, getting hugs from all the grandparents and nephews and distant relatives hard to trace; he’ll ask about their lives, and they’ll probably apologize about the state of his, but - not now. In this moment, Poe is content to bury his head in his father’s neck - his father, who is happy, and no longer alone.

Good, Poe thinks. Good for him, and hugs him.

Sure, it's fine if Snoke starves him and invades his dreams, because he deserves it. But Rey? What has she ever done? Kylo is willing to stand up to Snoke if it means keeping her safe.

Snoke reached out and hauled her off her feet and brought her up to him. He reached out and touched her cheek. “Yes, you will give me everything.”

“No.” Rey said with determination and a little bit of disgust.

He probed her mind and said, “Oh my, a virgin all the way around.”

Kylo shuddered, memories of when Snoke had said that to him making him nauseous. He did not want that to happen to Rey.

“No!” Rey cried out as Snoke began pulling her pants down.

Kylo jumped to his feet, pulled his lightsaber and rushed Snoke. Snoke batted him away as if he were an insect. He changed Rey’s position in midair, turning her to face away and bent her over. He slid a finger into her. Rey screamed as she was dry and his large finger abraded her insides. She tried to struggle but he kept her arms at her sides out of the way. Unable to make any progress physically she resorted to cursing and swearing.

Kylo bounded to his feet and barely made it two steps when he was struck down again. He heard Rey’s fierce words that occasionally were interrupted by screams of pain as Snoke removed his finger and opened his robe.

Kylo rolled to his feet to lunge at Snoke but was knocked down yet again. He could hear Rey scream in pain as Snoke began shoving inside of her.

All he could do was lay on the ground, listening to Rey scream and cry in the pain of Snoke’s penetration of her. He gave a sob of remembered pain, then rolled to his feet for another try and Snoke zapped him again and pinned him to the ground, all his limbs seized by painful muscle contractions. Rey screamed again and most horridly he could hear the satisfied noise Snoke made, to which Rey replied with more cursing, mostly about…

Rey was angriest about the treatment Kylo was getting, as if she didn’t matter. But she was being raped by Snoke, why or how did she find the energy to care about him?

Kylo could not move his limbs and all the anger he was trying to use was not helping him.

“Don’t worry my young apprentice, your turn is next.”

Rey let loose a long stream of profanity that insulted every aspect of Snoke’s existence and his parentage. “That’s enough out of you.” Her words cut off as he began choking her.

Kylo could not move, flopping helplessly against the energy that pinned him to the floor. The pain and anguish and fury he was trying to channel into useful action were not helping. He went still, shutting out all the horror and the pain, pushing past the anger and the fear, reaching for a place inside himself he had not been to in years. The only way to help Rey was to not struggle, not to react, to only act from a calm centered place. He breathed deeply and reached out.

Snoke looked up and sneered as Kylo’s lightsaber activated and came at him. He flicked it away and then gasped. Rey gave a short cry of surprise as she fell on the floor, rolling to look at Snoke, seeing the lightsaber’s blue blade sticking out of his chest. Rey pulled up her pants as she scooted out of the way of the falling corpse.

She looked up to see a hand being offered to help her up. She accepted his help to her feet, tugging her pants the rest of the way up. She looked into his eyes, “Ben.”

He only nodded and called both lightsabers to them. They shared a look and nodded, then activating the lightsabers turned to face the Praetorian guards.

Leia Organa is the owner of The Resistance, a bar (in space). Poe, Finn, Rey, Luke, Hux, Kylo, Phasma, etc. are her regulars. What kind of antics does she witness? And what's Han up to these days?

Yes.

Finn and Rey have been dancing around their true feelings for years. Maybe they have never gone for it because they're afraid if they lose each other after they start a relationship it'll be even more painful. Well, the war is finally ending, the Resistance is victorious, and Poe's decided enough is enough. Does he lock them in a closet together? Send BB-8 to knock them into each other's arms?

+Papa Luke getting involved (I have a strong preference for Finn Skywalker, if Luke is included)
++Finn and Rey have been secretly dating under everyone's noses for a while.
+++BB-8 knows and has been keeping it a secret because Poe trying to play matchmaker for Finn and Rey is amusing.

Han stops by during Ben's training years as a teenager at Luke's to give him The Talk because that's just what fathers are supposed to do. Ben had wanted to spend more time with him but not for this. Cue Ben trying desperately to stop this humiliating conversation with a hurricane of excuses that just make things worse. He doesn't need The Talk, Ben's gay, so none of it applies. "Let me tell you something about your 'uncle' Lando and I..." Wait no, he's got another idea to stop this: he's not into humans. Crap, Han really got around in his youth, to say nothing of Uncle Chewie. Ugh, Jedi are supposed to be celibate, damn it! Han points out that didn't stop Anakin and also takes the occasion to discuss foreplay while Ben quietly begs the Force for death.

Give me teenage Ben embarrassed and shell-shocked by the end of it. Please, anons, I just really need this in my life.

Bonus points for Han making typical Dad Jokes.

You just reminded me of this great fancomic: http://cy-lindric.tumblr.com/post/138688022963/

Seconding this amazing prompt btw, I can never get enough of awkward-but-trying dad Han and mortified son Ben. Han casually oversharing explicit stories from The Lando Years™ is my favourite thing.

Kylo always wanted a pet but was never allowed one as a Jedi because it was an attachment and Jedi aren't supposed to have those. So when he comes across Millicent trotting about the halls of the Finalizer, he's delighted and adores her. And even though he kind of hates Hux, they make peace because it upsets the cat if they argue.

So Hux starts bringing Millicent into more briefings, trains her to walk on a leash and lets her hang out on the bridge with him, and at least once when Kylo is wrecking shit, Millicent only has to give a distressed meow for him to stop, drop everything and go reassure her it's alright. Kylo even asks if Millicent (who he totally calls Millie) is alright post-TFA when he wakes up from the asskicking he received from Rey.

Can be gen or Kylux, this meme just needs more Millicent.

Aw this is so cute!

To all of still hanging around - Happy Holidays! May you be having a good time with your loved ones. <3

You too, anon!! <3 <3 <3

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Thanks to mental link over the force they unintentionally formed, Kylo unknowingly broadcasts to Rey every time Snoke brutalizes him. And she can't do anything to stop it

+at first she thinks he's intentially sending her these disturbing visions/feelings/etc to weaken and scare her but gradually realizes it's stuff he's experiencing firsthand and isnt sure what's worse
+she asks luke/leia for help
+eventual rescue?

+1

Finn/Rey, postcanon, infertility and adoption

Finn/Poe, fake/pretend dating (that doesn't become a relationship)

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Kylo/Vader Action Figure

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Emaciated Kylo

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Stormpilot- Married in Vegas AU

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Finn/Poe - the first order has a breeding program (kidfic)

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Poe/Any - Being carried bridal style +5 times

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Kylux, Alwaysajedi!Ben betrays Hux and brings him to the Republic, Hux plot revenge from within

Phasma is a Resistance agent

Kylo/Hus and others Kylo kills Hux's Fiancé

Kylo/Finn, first time, slight dubcon, Finn tops

TW: Incest and past noncon. Kylo Ren/Han with past Snoke/Kylo, angst, guilt

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Hux/Finn, bonding over cats, awkward flirting, fluff

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Hux/Ben, Outlast fusion

Ben Solo's terrible job as a Disneyland character actor

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Kylo/any, Kylo grows a beard

Phasma/any or Gen, First Order baby shower!

Kes Dameron Has Got It Going On (5+1)

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reylo, he stops snoke from torturing her

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Leia Organa, TFA ensemble, an/any, space!bar AU

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Finn/Rey, matchmaker Poe: Finn and Rey haven't gotten together yet and Poe's had enough

Han giving teenage Ben The Talk.

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Hux 'weaponizes' Millicent

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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Rey&Kylo, background Kylo/Snoke, abuse warning

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