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Han stops by during Ben's training years as a teenager at Luke's to give him The Talk because that's just what fathers are supposed to do. Ben had wanted to spend more time with him but not for this. Cue Ben trying desperately to stop this humiliating conversation with a hurricane of excuses that just make things worse. He doesn't need The Talk, Ben's gay, so none of it applies. "Let me tell you something about your 'uncle' Lando and I..." Wait no, he's got another idea to stop this: he's not into humans. Crap, Han really got around in his youth, to say nothing of Uncle Chewie. Ugh, Jedi are supposed to be celibate, damn it! Han points out that didn't stop Anakin and also takes the occasion to discuss foreplay while Ben quietly begs the Force for death.

Give me teenage Ben embarrassed and shell-shocked by the end of it. Please, anons, I just really need this in my life.

Bonus points for Han making typical Dad Jokes.

You just reminded me of this great fancomic: http://cy-lindric.tumblr.com/post/138688022963/

Seconding this amazing prompt btw, I can never get enough of awkward-but-trying dad Han and mortified son Ben. Han casually oversharing explicit stories from The Lando Years™ is my favourite thing.

PROMPT POST #6- CLOSED

Han giving teenage Ben The Talk.

Re: Han giving teenage Ben The Talk.