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Suggestion: Time Travel! How? The Force Did It. For Reasons.

And yeah I totally want this >:) My perverse obsession with all things Sideous rises again!

Oh I like!

Yessssss

So I have two jobs. One is as an elementary-school teacher, and I just got a really terrifying mental image of Kylo and Hux in charge of some first graders. So.

Restaurant!AU: The First Order and the Resistance are absolutely rival chains working on the same street, sending random employees in to spy on each other's menus, stealing staff, etc. Leia is the GM at the Resistance store. It's a family-owned place, very tight-knit. Everyone has been there for years and gets along. She's tough, but supportive, and her staff loves her enough that they would follow her a through Free Kids Meal Sunday Lunch and back. Han is the boss' ex-husband, who doesn't actually work there, but comes in to scrounge free drinks and food, and flirt with the bartenders when he thinks he can get away with it. Everyone lets him because they know Leia still has a soft spot for him, and because he tells great stories. Poe is their flair line cook, who can make a pile of last night's leftover ingredients into a miracle on a plate. You want a well-done ribeye that's still tender and juicy? HE CAN DO THAT AND IT WILL BE AMAZING. When Finn quits his dishwasher job at the First Order, he wanders over to the Resistance to drown his sorrows and gets roped into a job when he tries to impress Cute Waitress Rey with stories about how he was the head chef at the First Order.

The First Order is the strict, by-the-book corporate chain, with protocols out the ass and an owner that no one except Overworked Manager Hux has ever actually seen. There are rumors that the owner is actually in the mafia and that they are a front. Everyone is too afraid to ask if it's true. They go through staff like some people go through underwear- no one bothers learning anyone else's name until they've been there at least two months. They just go by employee numbers. Phasma is the BOH manager, and she runs her crew with an iron fist. God help you if you don't prep enough broccoli or if you try to sneak a piece of cake without her noticing. She will notice. And she will find you. Kylo Ren is the head line cook, who would be amazing at his job if he could stop having screaming meltdowns and punching boxes of frozen chicken in the walk-in cooler every time someone tries to modify one of his dishes.

*brings snacks and sleeping bag* totally worth waiting for!

Over protective Han who cracks lame dad jokes? Check!

What it says on the tin! Finn's bulkier than Poe so his shirts don't fit quite right but he loves them and feels most comfortable with them on

Can be au or SW universe

Anon Author:
You are welcome. I am glad you enjoyed pet Hux with his lovely, long hair, and submissiveness. :)

Rey, Finn, and Poe are captured by the First Order, and held captive at the Knights of Ren HQ (Temple?). Coincidentally Snoke got his hands on some old-school Sith sorcery. He thinks it'll enhance his and the Knights synch/connection to the Dark Side.

But since he didn't Read the Freaking Manual it goes...horribly right.

All the Knights except Kylo go into a full-on Dark Side Frenzy - think HELLRAISER at it's very worst (or best...). Gorn ensues.

The only thing that can stop it? Mystical Light-Side Living-Force Orgy. Good thing the OT3 is here!

Bonus 1: Kylo turns back into Ben, because of *magical healing sex*
Bonus 2: Hellraiser references. And quotes.

+1 This is perfect! PERFECT!

I can fucking see embarrassing dad Luke tell Rey that he's "down," he's got the "411," and she is not going out and getting "jiggy" with some rebels -- he doesn't care how dope their droids are.

"Then you'll never date. Ohhh, I like that. And I'll get to sleep at night, the deep slumber of a father whose only daughter isn't out being Force awakened."

Nice fic, where's the prompt?

Anon Author:
I did not actually put that much thought into it. Maybe they didn't want him covered in mud.

It's part of the Professions thread, flat-view anon.

Hux doesn't realise Ren receives projections every time he fantasises about fucking the Knight across the central operations console - but he supposes he probably should have when the fantasies start snarking back at him while he has his hand on his dick, trying to stifle his groans so as not to be heard down the hall.

Come to think of it, Ren HAD been shooting him some strange glances during their last meeting with Snoke.

+1 for a Hux that gives literally zero fucks, and keeps going anyway
+2 for a Ren who's a little bit butthurt he still isn't invited

oh my word thats the cutest thing ive ever read.

seconded!!!

i actually burst out laughing at that last sentence oh my god
thirded

I imagine that Han would actually encourage Ben ("IT'S KYLO, DAD, FUCK!") to get out there and mingle so of course Kylo would rather set himself on FIRE than date -- or do anything Han might approve of, really. Worrywart Uncle Luke sees this and thinks "yes! Your hermit training starts now, Rey."

But yes to the terrible dad jokes!

“His body was like that of a Ediorung holosculpture, his muscles carved out of Durosian marble. Penn yearned to touch him -- but he could not!”

“Wow,” Bastian breathed.

“That is so beautiful,” said Snap.

Jess turned off the holonovel and set it on the table. “Okay, so we're agreed to meet here every Tuesday at 1900 hours?”

“Yep.”

“Works for me.”

“No!”

The three pilots jumped and whirled around, guiltily. Finn gaped at them from the doorway, torn between disbelief and horror.

“Finn! Hi!” Jess said, going a little red. “This -- isn't what it looks like.”

“So you aren't planning weekly meetups to discuss the Tethras books?” Finn said, folding his arms.

“No! No, of course not,” Snap said, then balked at Finn's glare. “Yes, we totally are.”

“Coward,” Bastian hissed.

“I can’t believe you guys!” Finn said, outraged. “You realize those books are about me and Poe, right?”

There was complete silence.

“No,” Finn said, scandalized.

They looked anywhere but at Finn, embarrassed. Finn flung his hands to the air and stormed out of the room.

If Poe’s team of perfectly sensible (ha) Resistance pilots had already started a fanclub, then things were well and truly out of hand. Finn couldn’t even walk into the cafeteria without people stopping to stare at him with disturbingly dreamy smiles, as if he actually had a -- a ten inch doonium rod.

Finn punched in the code to Poe’s room. He'd given it to Finn the day he woke up, saying, “You're always welcome,” a little awkwardly, and without meeting Finn's eyes. He didn't know why Poe’d been so nervous; Finn had taken full advantage of the invitation and was in Poe's room as often as he was in his own.

Probably he should start knocking, though. Poe was apparently in the middle of changing, shirt halfway on and -- Finn had no idea why the novels described him as ‘lithe’ and ‘slender.’ He had -- abs. And a chest. And just --

“Finn, buddy!” Poe said, pulling his shirt all the way down and breaking whatever spell he’d cast on Finn. “What’s up? You okay?”

Finn cleared his throat and and set his jaw, determined. “We have got to do something about those novels.”

“Which?” Poe said.

“What do you mean, which? The Tethras novels,” Finn said.

“Oh, right. Those.”

Poe clearly wasn’t grasping the full extent of the situation. “You realize your pilots have started a fanclub about them?”

“Wait, seriously?” Poe asked, finally showing an appropriate degree of emotion. Finn would have appreciated more horror and less surprise, but at least Poe wasn’t looking as -- shifty.

Finn narrowed his eyes suspiciously, but Poe just smiled at him and failed to confess to any dark secrets. Finn dropped to the foot of Poe’s bed with a heavy sigh. “What I don’t understand is how they’re this popular. How would we get anything done if we -- they -- had that much sex? That escape plan was totally unrealistic.”

“You are absolutely right,” Poe agreed, earnestly.

“And the sex itself is just awful. Whoever the author is, they’ve clearly never seen a humanoid body.”

“It’s atrocious,” Poe agreed, earnestly.

“I mean, I have no idea why they keep describing you as slender when you have those shoulders.”

“I know, seriously,” Poe agreed, earnestly. Then he frowned. “Wait, what?”

“What?” Finn said, eyes wide.

The vidscreen over Poe’s desk beeped with an incoming comm, and both men turned to look at it. Rey’s name flashed at the bottom in bold, accusing letters. Huh. Finn knew Poe and Rey had chatted a couple of times, but he had no idea they were close enough for long distance comms. Not that he had a problem with it; he was glad his two best friends were getting along.

“Aren’t you going to get that?” Finn asked when Poe didn’t immediately answer.

Poe shook his head.

“She’s calling long distance,” Finn said, disapprovingly.

Poe grimaced a little, then reached over and manually accepted the call. “Hi, Rey, hey!” Poe said, overly bright. “Finn and I were just chatting about how much we hate the new Tethras novels.”

“What?” Rey said, looking confused. And then her eyes widened in understanding. “Oh! Yes, of course. Absolute rubbish.”

“Trash,” Poe agreed.

Finn folded his arms over his chest and stared between them, disappointed.

“We love the books,” Rey admitted, breaking first. “We talk about them every night.”

“Rey!” Poe hissed.

“What? He was looking at me.”

Poe stared up at the ceiling, avoiding Finn’s absolutely betrayed look. Finn tried Rey, who was picking at a small scab on the back of her hand. “Guys, no,” Finn said.

“Okay, I know they're stupid,” Rey said, defensively. “But it's nice to read drivel on my downtime. It’s nice to not have to think after my brain has been turned to mush.”

Finn looked at Poe expectantly.

“I like Tethras,” Poe admitted, sheepishly.

I have been waiting for this prompt <3

YES. ALL OF THE YES.

okay so who robbed my spank bank for this?
+1000000000

holy shit please
+1000000

w h a t

yeah, pretty sure this is canon

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