Hux doesn't realise Ren receives projections every time he fantasises about fucking the Knight across the central operations console - but he supposes he probably should have when the fantasies start snarking back at him while he has his hand on his dick, trying to stifle his groans so as not to be heard down the hall.

Come to think of it, Ren HAD been shooting him some strange glances during their last meeting with Snoke.

+1 for a Hux that gives literally zero fucks, and keeps going anyway
+2 for a Ren who's a little bit butthurt he still isn't invited