I,for some reason, have spent all this time thinking Maz was Mara Jade. I just forgot her name and when she showed up I thought "hey that might be it" and then she had Luke's lightsaber.
Omg. I have spent like 2 weeks trying to figure out what their kids would look like and if we would get a human/small orange alien hybrid.
No offence Maz, but I am so relieved. I was a little skeptical on this pairing.
Luke: i must go, i am responsible for the death of the little jedi *dramatic hand*
Maz:okay... while you're gone can I fuck the wookie?
Luke:what?
Maz: well if you're just gonna leave me here while you go mope. Just abandon your wife and sister and universe. Not let anyone help you or be supportive. Nope, just gonna take off. Not like we might need help with dealing with your nephew.
Luke:I'm not moping! And what is this? Have you been like secretly lusting after that hairball this entire time?
Maz:oh that's rich, like you haven't been wanting to boink your sisters husband for years.
Luke:you know what? I don't need this. I have way to much going on. I'm gonna go live on an island on a hidden planet. You can fuck chewie. I'm leaving my lightsaber and a map. You know, in case anybody cares.
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Doh
(Anonymous) 2016-01-09 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)Omg. I have spent like 2 weeks trying to figure out what their kids would look like and if we would get a human/small orange alien hybrid.
No offence Maz, but I am so relieved. I was a little skeptical on this pairing.
Re: Doh
(Anonymous) 2016-01-09 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Doh
(Anonymous) 2016-01-09 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)Maz:okay... while you're gone can I fuck the wookie?
Luke:what?
Maz: well if you're just gonna leave me here while you go mope. Just abandon your wife and sister and universe. Not let anyone help you or be supportive. Nope, just gonna take off. Not like we might need help with dealing with your nephew.
Luke:I'm not moping! And what is this? Have you been like secretly lusting after that hairball this entire time?
Maz:oh that's rich, like you haven't been wanting to boink your sisters husband for years.
Luke:you know what? I don't need this. I have way to much going on. I'm gonna go live on an island on a hidden planet. You can fuck chewie. I'm leaving my lightsaber and a map. You know, in case anybody cares.
Re: Doh
(Anonymous) 2016-01-09 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Doh
(Anonymous) 2016-01-09 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)