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All of Hux's best and worst decisions have been made while inebriated. He's still waiting to see which way fucking Ren ends up being, but might as well keep on with it until he's sure. Like. Really sure. It'd be a shame to stop, y'know, just in case it was a good decision.

+ Starkiller was the result of a bender
+ Hux's 24 hour whirlwind marriage and divorce of Poe Dameron
+ at least one regrettable tattoo (++tramp stamp +++++it's the deathstar rendered in exacting detail +++++++ the deathstar was used to cover up the older, more regrettable grand moff tarkin portrait)
+ One very illegal and very contraband and very popular holo of Hux stripping while quoting uniform regulations
+ hungover!Hux is honestly his most vicious and lethal form, rarely seen and widely feared. Planets have been conquered with extreme prejudice. Please keep your voice down.
+ Trying to impress Ren with Hux's sweet blaster trickshots and ~~accidentally~~ helping discover his laser stopping powers
+ Phasma's promotion to captain after she drank him under the table (top 3 best decisions easy)
+ Hux's second whirlwind marriage/divorce of Poe Dameron, now only 19 hours.

Just every time he drinks Something ends up happening. Extra bonus of the FO command know and use it.

This is brilliant!

*SMASHES FISTS ONTO BARTOP* THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I LIKE TO SEE
++ 10000000

"*SMASHES FISTS ONTO BARTOP* THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I LIKE TO SEE"

I'm curious as to just what Hux is seeing...

Hux: You look like my next mistake~
Poe: Third time's a charm!

Previous bartop smashing anon

Poe is turning tricks at an outer rim strip club to make ends meet at Resistance HQ. Rebellions ain't cheap but thankfully Hux has deep pockets.

Fuck yes to all of this, especially the whirlwind marriage/divorces and the blaster trick shots.

One question: is it Hux or Poe that sends thirsty AF drunk ex-texts?

oh, def hux. poe may initiate but hux is the one that turns the finalizer around for a booty call thinly disguised as an interrogation/seizure of ass~~ets~~. one second it's all demands for surrender and ventral cannon innuendo, the next they are groping in a space jacuzzi in space vegas, snapchatting the entirety of their 45 minute honeymoon.

a holo surfaces of poe tearing it up in some shit backwater cantina dancefloor and hux is sneering about the vile decadence of the republic while he's downloading it to his personal datapad. for research. private research. gotta make a back up too, just in case.

he def keeps the first cheap little ring in a box on his nightstand. can't wear it because ornamentation is against uniform regulation. not that he'd want to. obviously.

I feel like ALL of Poe's texts would look thirsty because he uses the ;) emoticon too damn much (and because he's just flirty af and probably sexually attracted to high-risk bad ideas).

Poe texts:
hey ;)
hey hubby ;)
the resistance will not be intimidated by u ;)
hux u up?? ;)
hux u dead?? ;)
;)??
[dick pic]
Poe drunk texts:
IM HORNY LET US BE WED ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Poe hungover texts:
see u @ divorce court ;)

Whereas I think Hux only ever sends personal texts while drunk, only ever texts dumb threats, and only ever flirts after he messes up a threat deciding to just go with it because fffffuck it he's drunk.

Hux texts:
Bow to the First Order, Commander Dameron
Hux drunk texts:
Im wanna fuk u
*fuck
**fuck u UP, shit
I want to fuck you up
like in a violent battle
not sexually haha
unless???
[dick pic]
Hux hungover texts:
🔫🔫🔫

+ One very illegal and very contraband and very popular holo of Hux stripping while quoting uniform regulations

I AM SO ON BOARD WITH THIS

This could be a prompt all on its own, to be honest. That mental image is 110% perfection!

Seconded because Phasma=YES! and third time really IS the charm XD

Instant bookmark

My ultimate weakness is crack Poe/Hux, so this called to me...

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“And we’ll call it…” Hux gestures grandly with one finger. “We’ll call it the Stardeath!”

“I like it. I like it.” Ren’s casual lean results in him sliding sideways face-first into Hux’s shoulder. He decides he likes it here and starts to fiddle with the stiff collar of Hux’s uniform. “That looks hot.”

“Thanks.” Hux’s head lolls against the back of the couch, eyes squeezed shut against the spinning walls of his quarters. “I look really good in uniform. Or so I’ve been told.”

“No, not that. Well you do, but like I meant you look like you’re hot. In that.” Ren squints into Hux’s face, his own robes long discarded around the room and now he’s down to a tank top and...suspenders? “You should take it off.”

“I guess.” His fumbling fingers couldn’t quite grasp the concept of a hidden zipper and they’re quickly batted away by Ren’s impatient hands, which make short work of stripping Hux down to his own regulation tank top.

Ren stares at the new expanse of pale skin, noting the light dusting of freckles around prominent collarbones. His eyes snap up to hazy green ones. “I’ve never seen your bed before.”

“Oh.” Hux is flushed from half a bottle of Corellian whiskey, heat settled low in his belly. “Would you like me to show you?”

They end up standing in the doorway to the bedroom, Hux gesturing inside to the completely standard regulation bed, the same bed that Ren has in his own quarters.

“Wow.” Ren says. “I need to take a closer look.” Which requires Hux’s involvement apparently, because Ren pushes him further into the room, walking him backwards until the back of his knees hit the bed.

He topples over, the bounce of his mattress causing the room to spin. Ren straddles his hips, already shirtless, a disorienting amount of abs swimming in Hux’s vision. “Shit, you really are shredded.”

“Hear any other rumors about me?”

Hux is confused until Ren grabs his hand and brings it to his crotch. That can’t be real. Did he have his light up sword in there?

Ren laughs. “No. And don’t call it that.”

“Are you in my head?”

“You said that outloud.”

“Oh.” Hux is absentmindedly stroking the tent in Ren’s pants, fingers finding the outline and still not quite believing it. “I think…” He licks his lips, watching Ren through half-lidded eyes. “I need to take a closer look.”

“Yes.” Ren breathes.

---

It’s a quiet day on the bridge, every sensor and alarm in stealth mode or being sent directly to individual headsets. One of the flashing light alerts were forgotten at first and Mitaka had to throw himself bodily on the console to cover it up, hoping the General didn’t catch a glimpse of the offending beam. He didn’t catch it in time.

“Lieutenant.”

Mitaka scurries over to the command chair where Hux is sitting with a dark pair of shades on. He snaps to attention, trying not to breathe too loudly. “Yes, sir?” he whispers.

“I thought I had instructed the bridge to be in stealth mode today.”

“It is, sir, but I’ll make sure to double check every sensor.”

“Fine. But there’s no need to yell.”

Mitaka’s mouth is still hanging open, gaping like a fish out of water as he decides what noise to make that would be the least disruptive to his General’s sensitive state, when Captain Phasma arrives on the bridge, her shiny armour clanking with each step.

“Dear lord.” Hux rasps and Mitaka takes the chance to salute and scamper away.

“General!” Her voice output level must be over 9000. “I’d like to report that mission GH-42 has been a success!”

“Fuck.” Hux has slid halfway out of his seat, imagining the dark pit he’d much rather be in right now.

“Allow me to give you a detailed, play-by-play field report, Sir!”

“That’s not necessary, Captain. Why don’t you put it in a written report as usual.”

“As a fellow warrior of the battlefield, I think you’d appreciate this one, General. So there we were, forty troopers strong!”

“I’ll give you anything you want if you stop.”

Phasma clasps one big metal hand on Hux’s shoulder, nearly causing him to dry heave. “You’ve already given me everything I’ve ever wanted, Sir.” There is a definite smirk in her tone.

As she continues to regale him with her tale of glory, Hux deeply regrets every decision he’s ever made that led up to this point.

Light up sword! Yes! Best description since Hondo's 'that glowy thing, wvoo wvoo!"

And Phasma's voice being over 9000! Priceless.

Oh okay so this is ridiculously perfect. Hux and Ren's drunken hook up was perfect. Hux's hungover "stealth mode" order was perfect. Mitaka tackling that light was perfect. Phasma's trolling was perfect. And there are more parts to come?? I'm so excited!

There are no rumors about Ren, just extremely hard-to-believe FACTS. Several "closer looks" may be necessary, just to confirm.

I am a devoted Phasmastan and I deeply appreciate superior trolling Phasma. Thank you for this gift.

'disorienting amount of abs' OMGGG

This whole thing is just beautiful

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