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Comments

Kylo/Hux: Prince

[(Anonymous)]

Kylo Ren is a real-life Disney Prince.

...Hux could put up with the haughtiness. The temper-tantrums, he could withstand. Ren's singing voice is, admittedly, pleasant to listen to, and the general is forced to admit that he has a good sense of style (in everything *other* then those Sith Robes.)

Hux draws the line when tiny birds and fluffy woodland creatures begin to flock to Ren.

Re: Kylo/Hux: Prince

[(Anonymous)]

"Where did these birds even come from?? We're eight parsecs away from the nearest habitable planet!"
"The Force works in myster-"
"Shut up, that's not how the Force works and you know it, Ren! Is that a DEER?!"

I'm sorry, woodland critters on a space ship out of fucking nowhere is AWESOME, and I hope this gets filled!

Re: Kylo/Hux: Prince

[(Anonymous)]

I can see Hux gawking at the deer, amazed, he's spent his whole life on sterile spaceships and in brutal academies, he's never been this close to large wildlife before and he's awestruck by the glory of nature -- so he pulls out his blaster and shoots the deer between the eyes. Filthy distracting thing.

"Ren, take a holo of me and my trophy kill."

Re: Kylo/Hux: Prince

[(Anonymous)]

OMFG I AM SCREAMING

This is why Hux can't have nice things.

Re: Kylo/Hux: Prince

[(Anonymous)]

:D Kylo may be a Disney Prince, but Hux is a Disney Villain. He's literally in the same league as the guy who shot Bambi's mother.

"So stop judging me, Ren, or I won't share my fresh venison rations with you."

Re: Kylo/Hux: Prince

[(Anonymous)]

...I am now picturing Ren crying but helping to skin and gut the deer, because good Disney princes(ses) do what they're told. Particularly if it's by the villain.

Re: Kylo/Hux: Prince

[(Anonymous)]

Cue Hux's villain song, ("Mother General Knows Best / Poor Unfortunate Souls Deer") that's more like a speech because Hux doesn't sing. And because Disney Villains aren't allowed to be sensibly observant he pretends he can't see Ren pocketing that discarded antler to use as a shank later, or that he can hear the defiant strings of Ren's "Torn Apart" (reprise) theme starting to filter through the sounds of efficient space bambi butchery and gourmet roasting. All he can do is wait. And maybe shoot one of the chipmunks scampering around Ren's ankles, FOR DESSERT.

*sets the table with fancy, talking, force-enchanted plates and flatware*

Re: Kylo/Hux: Prince

[(Anonymous)]

SOUP DU JOUR
HOT HORS D'OEUVRES
WHY WE ONLY LIVE TO SERVE*
TRY THE GREY STUFF
IT'S DELICIOUS!
DON'T BELIEVE ME?
EAT YOUR DAMN MASHED DEER BRAINS, REN

_{*The Supreme Leader}

Re: Kylo/Hux: Prince

[(Anonymous)]

All of this is the best fill.

Re: Kylo/Hux: Prince

[(Anonymous)]

Hux as Gaston.

Re: Kylo/Hux: Prince

[(Anonymous)]

Kylo's more the Beast than Belle though.

Re: Kylo/Hux: Prince

[(Anonymous)]

*gestures to stormtroopers*

I USE ANTLERS IN ALL OF THEIR AR-MOR PLA-TING~!

*stormtroopers drop like flies*

MY BAD, I GUESS PHASMA WAS RIGHT

Re: Kylo/Hux: Prince

[(Anonymous)]

Only saw the prompt title and somehow expected ~purple rain, purple rain~. Still not disappointed. +1

Re: Kylo/Hux: Prince

[(Anonymous)]

The Knight Formerly Known As Prince Ben Solo

Re: Kylo/Hux: Prince

[(Anonymous)]

*ugly snorting giggles* Yes!