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oh man, I started writing out a prompt about everyone in a ~startup and then I got so depressed.

The First Order would totally be the type to be all "We're such a cool place to work. We have ping-pong tables and free beer and food and a gym and dry-cleaning and nap room on site because we never, ever want you to leave and want you to ~believe in our mission~ and want you to spend all your nights and weekends working for this GREAT, EXCITING NEW STARTUP THAT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD."

Finn is the one who defects from the startup because there's no way in hell he's going to participate in forced fun or pretend like he's 1000% ~passionate about work he does to pay the bills.

ANON! ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?

THESE TWO ARE MY WEAKNESS AND I NEVER THOUGHT TO PUT THEM TOGETHER!

CHRIST. I NEED THIS. SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN! (or I might, actually... awww hell)

omfg I need this

+infinity

I would read this really hard. I'm a huge sucker for satires of corporate culture.

DA

Gyp in the meanings “to swindle” or “a person who swindles” is sometimes perceived as insulting to or by Gypsies, since it stereotypes them as swindlers. However, gyp has apparently never been used as a deliberate ethnic slur, and many people are unaware that it is derived from Gypsy.

Most people don't go around using the term to mean it as a slur. It's another one of those words that the meaning has changed over time. Kind of like "Gay" or "Queer". One meant Happy, the other meant strange or a little weird/off. Now a days they have a completely different meaning but can be used either way.

I suppose I was just surprised that anyone would be worried about wank over the term. And this is not me trying to stir up trouble, this is an honest wondering, because I do say 'gypped' from time to time and honestly am curious if it's as offensive now as it might have been ages ago.

Hux loathed having Kylo Ren in his mental health counseling master's program. Kylo was one of those students who thought that desperately needing to be in therapy would make him a good therapist. He managed to turn every class discussion into his own therapy session.

Rey was wearing the standard uniform of a Female Therapist - a loose blouse and slacks in colors that managed to be aggressively neutral, and an eternity scarf in multiple jewel tones. She hung on Professor Skywalker's every word and scribbled notes furiously.

Poe and Finn always sat together, representing a united front as members of the drama therapy and art therapy specializations. Poe's examples of drama therapy directives involved too much... touching for Hux to ever consider using it in his own future practice. Finn's art therapy directives weren't so bad -- the cheerful young man showed a surprising aptitude for fusing the interpretative approach of art psychoanalysis and the process-based approach of art-as-therapy. Currently, Finn was doodling some sort of spaceship battle on his notes while Poe chugged coffee and made dramatic eyerolls every time Kylo opened his mouth.

Hux would have been rolling his eyes too, but he firmly believed in behaving as professionally in class as he would behave with future clients.

"I understand the example case that we're discussing," said Kylo, "but in my family, when my parents triangulate against me in an argument, I feel that..."

Hux closed his eyes and fantasized about having majored in something that didn't involve feelings. Like physics or chemistry. Fuck, even political science if it meant not having to be regaled with yet another tale of Kylo Ren's Multigenerational Family Drama.

Oooh good questions.

ohhh my god this would be so great. Hux is always freaking out backstage before a walk. He breathes down the stylists' necks and insists they restyle individual eyebrow hairs or some shit. Meanwhile, Kylo totally pulls a McQueen and moons the audience on his own catwalk.

IMAGINE THEM PLAYING CO-OP GAMES. Co-op QWOP ends with Kylo putting his fist through a monitor.

A/N: I filled it.

It's a bit crack-y but hey, the Star Wars universe in general is a bit cracky. Ewoks exist, people get choked by the Force, why not help your friend whack off?

--

“Poe?”

Poe shifts in his bunk. It hasn’t even been ten minutes since they turned the lights off. “Yeah, Finn? What is it, buddy?”

“Can I ask you something… weird?”

“Sure,” Poe laughs. He wonders what could possibly be “weird” enough that Finn would wait until Poe was almost asleep.

“Uh… How do you masturbate?”

Poe practically jumps out of his skin. He reaches for the light switch and flips it on.

Finn is sitting curled up on his bunk, wide-eyed. “Why’d you turn the lights on?”

“Because this is not a conversation I’m having in the dark,” Poe says. “Alright. Could you, uh, tell me why you want to know how I masturbate?”

“No, no, that’s not—” Finn splutters. “I mean, how does someone, in general, make themselves… orgasm?”

Poe cannot believe this. “You’re telling me you’ve never…”

Finn shakes his head. “Back in the First Order, they made all of us start taking suppressants after adolescence,” Finn explains, looking down at the floor. “So we wouldn’t ‘inappropriately fraternize’.”

Holy shit. Poe just keeps finding more and more reasons to hate the First Order and everything they did to Finn. “Alright,” Poe says. “So I’m guessing the suppressants are out of your system now.”

“They are,” Finn says. “And my… it keeps getting hard and I know from my general education at the base that it’s normal, and that even men with the suppressants got erections sometimes, I just— I keep wanting to touch it but I can’t make it feel good and the medical droid told me that information on masturbation wasn’t in its data bank.”

“Whoa, whoa, slow down, buddy,” Poe says. “So you’re not sure how to touch yourself?”

Finn shrugs. “I tried… pulling on it, which seemed okay, but it wasn’t enough. It just made me more, um, frustrated.”

Poe sighs. “Alright. I’ll try to demonstrate. Let me just…” Poe runs a mental checklist of things in his room besides the dildo stashed in his sock drawer that are vaguely phallic. He stands up and rifles through his dresser until he finds an old instruction manual on engine repair. Poe rolls up the manual into a cylinder shape and sits beside Finn.

“Okay, Finn. Imagine this is… a dick.” He holds the manual in one hand and places it in front of his crotch, in case that was unclear. “You take your hand and you make a fist around it.” I can’t believe I am teaching Finn how to jerk off. “And you start moving your hand up and down. And you keep doing that until you come.”

“Come?” Finn says, raising an eyebrow. He’s still sitting with his arms holding his knees.

Poe feels his face heat up. “Come. Orgasm. Climax.”

“Okay,” Finn replies, looking just as embarrassed as Poe feels. “Got it. How will I know when I… come?”

“Believe me, you’ll know,” Poe unrolls the manual and tosses it away, hoping it lands somewhere near his dresser. He laughs a little at the absurdity of it all. “I mean, you’ll… ejaculate.”

Finn nods. “I remember something about that. It’s what impregnates females, right?”

“Yeah,” Poe says, “and it’s also what can spread diseases, so if you’re gonna sleep around— which is fine, by the way— just make sure one or both of you has a CC implant.”

“A what?” Finn asks.

“Contraceptive Combination implant. It’s a little chip they inject under your skin that prevents pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections. The med droid probably injected you with one.” Poe rolls up the sleeve of his t-shirt so that his shoulder is exposed. “I have one. Most of us on base do, it’s protocol. If you feel my shoulder, there’s a little bump.”

Finn reaches out and touches the spot on Poe’s shoulder. Finn inhales sharply through his nose and brings his hand away like it’s burning.

“Something wrong?” Poe asks.

“No, it’s okay. I think I get it now,” Finn rushes the words out and scrambles to get back under his blanket. “Goodnight, Poe.”

“Alright, Finn. See you in the morning.” Poe walks back to his bunk and switches the light off.

A minute of stillness passes. Then, Poe hears the rustling of fabric and the unmistakable slide of skin against skin. Then, silence again. A frustrated groan. More silence. Sweet silence for almost another five minutes, then— “Damn it! It’s not working!”

This was not happening.

“Finn, are you trying to masturbate right now?” Poe already knows the answer, but asks anyway.

“Yes,” Finn whines, “and it’s not doing anything.”

“I’m turning on the light again,” Poe warns, and turns on the light.

Apparently, Finn didn’t take that as a cue to throw the covers back on. Finn’s cock is straining against his stomach, the tip an angry red. It looks painful. Poe’s cock twitches in sympathy. No, no, he is not going to get turned on by this. This is just… Helping a friend.

“Poe, please,” Finn pleads.

“Okay,” Poe says, although he’s not sure what exactly he’s going to do. He walks to Finn’s bunk and sits on the edge.

“First, let’s get these off all the way.” Poe tugs at the underwear still bunched around Finn’s ankles and pulls the garment all the way off. “Better?”

Finn nods, sheepish.

“Alright, I’m going to sit behind you,” Poe says, maneuvering himself behind Finn, “and I want you to lean back against my chest, okay?”

Finn does as Poe asks, moving so that he’s settled between Poe’s legs, back against Poe. Poe puts his hands around Finn’s waist and tries to ignore the growing arousal in his boxers.

“Touch yourself,” Poe says, running a hand up and down Finn’s side reassuringly. Finn breathes shakily as he wraps his hand around his cock; his grip looks too loose and the angle is all wrong. Poe reaches down and adjusts Finn’s wrist, then encircles Finn’s hand and squeezes.

“Oh,” Finn moans, his hips jutting up.

“Yeah,” Poe says as he leads Finn’s hand, “Feels good, doesn’t it?”

“Yes,” Finn cries out, “please—”

Poe moves their hands together, twisting a bit on the upstroke, and Finn shakes.

“More, I want— I want—” Finn gasps.

Poe grips just a bit tighter, picking up the pace.

“I got you, buddy,” Poe says. “Just let go.”

Poe moves his free hand to rub Finn’s nipple in slow circles. Finn practically yells, his hips snapping erratically as he comes all over his and Poe’s hands.

After his muscles stop trembling, Finn settles further back into Poe’s chest, breathing heavily. “That was so good,” he sighs. “Poe, that was amazing.”

“That’s just the start,” Poe says. “There’s lots more you can do to orgasm.”

“Will you show me?” Finn asks, voice slurring and sated.

“Only if you want me to,” Poe replies, and he can’t help himself as he places a kiss on the top of Finn’s head. Finn sighs, content.

“I’m gonna slip into the ’fresher for a minute,” Poe says. “That okay with you?”

Finn nods and closes his eyes. Clearly, he’s about to fall asleep. Poe smiles.

He then dashes into the ’fresher for what is possibly the quickest jerk-off session of his life.

Finn’s lips tingle even as he screams.

-

Poe was the one who saved him and Poe was supposed to be the one who out-lived him – because Poe knew how to navigate this whole big universe, he was supposed to know better than to step in front of gunfire. He was--

-

Finn’s lips tingle even as he screams.

-

Poe promised that this would be painless, that he’d teach Finn what to do to.

“We’ll take things slow,” Poe says, tracing his thumb over Finn’s cheekbone – inadvertently spreading blood.

“Please--,” Finn says, grabbing Poe’s shoulders.

-

Finn’s lips tingle even as he screams.

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Everyone's expecting Hux's mother to be a cold, aloof woman but nope: She comes in, soft and warm and friendly and starts mothering the hell out Hux (and Kylo and Phasma and anyone else who crosses her path).

She surprises everyone AGAIN when the ship is attacked and she kicks a Resistance Fighter's ass for pointing a blaster at her baby boy.

whoopsie, meant to post that to the main thread but I got excited and misfired

The planet Jakku sends Finn "wish you were here" cards with smiling sand-toned rainbows drawn on. Finn screams and hides under furniture.

Yes to this prompt.

GOD YES. Worried!Poe is my jam!

"Lando Calrissian’s man capes"

Instant win, and the rest is win too.

Poe is under the impression that Finn doesn't really know about sex, and offers to teach Finn. Finn isn't going to disabuse him of this notion for a while yet.

BATTLETOADS CO-OP

"I want to be free of this pain!" *console smash*

It's perpetuating a negative stereotype. It used to be common to use the word 'jew' to mean you feel ripped of in a deal, but that's fallen out of common use, and that was perpetuating a negative stereotype too.

However, the prompt post isn't the place for off-topic discussion. I'd suggest taking this to the discussion post linked at the top of the page.

AGHOUHNVWrlvckdMVpdoic'ijdwee209349R#()$*UR() WEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU BROKE MY HEAD.

OP

You're very welcome! I would be all over some fluff!

OP here....

CAN I JUST SAY A+++++ TIMES A THOUSAND?

Like, poor Poe. But then again, poor not Poe. I hope Finn just wants to jerk off in front of Poe ALL THE TIME after this. (Or you know, he wants to watch Poe do it to himself for RESEARCH.)

AU where Ben is wished away/wishes himself away to the Labyrinth. Snoke is the King of the Labyrinth, and has manipulated events so that Ben would fall into his grasp for *evil reasons*.

However, there are some rules there, and since Han/Leia/Both want to get their son back, Snoke needs to give them 13 hours to do so.
Which isn't to say he can't do everything in his power to stop them.

Solo-Organa family feels and rescue mission, please!

Bonus:
+ Would love to see some Coraline elements where Snoke creates an ideal world for Ben to live in, just to convince him to stay forever. And like in Coraline, the ideal world is just a facade for actually nightmarish creations.
++ Ben is the one who has to say "You have no power over me."

Leia has been Hux's hero since he was tiny- the brave tactician and politician who was leading an army before she was 20. He even had the occasional seditious daydream that the Rebel Alliance would attack Arkanis, and she'd recognize his obvious talent and take him under her wing (and maybe adopts him and they rule the galaxy as mother and son).

+ finding out that Kylo 'the worst' Ren is her son, and threw away the life that Hux dreamed of
+ meeting with General Organa over negotiations and trying to stay chill
+ 1000 go for broke- the only reason that would make him even consider defecting would be Leia trying to recruit him. She does.

Prefer if it were non-sexual admiration.

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PROMPT POST #4

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Re: Any- everyone is in your profession

Re: Hux / Snap Wexley - You Never Know Who You'll Meet

Re: Pet AU warnings: noncon/slavery

Re: Hux/Kylo Ren, D/s, sub training, Hux tops

Re: Any- everyone is in your profession

Re: Stormpilot- Finn is basically an army wife

ANOTHER MINI FILL FROM BARISTA ANON

Re: Kylux, Hux is a faerie

Re: Any- everyone is in your profession

Re: Kylo/Hux - Youtube/Live Streamer AU

Fill: The Instruction Manual

[FILL] Finn/Poe, drabble, character death, repeated line

Gen - Hux's mother comes to visit and she's basically Mrs. Weasley

Re: ANOTHER MINI FILL FROM BARISTA ANON

Microfill Re: Finn vs jakku- gen

Re: Finn/Poe - Stormtroopers heal faster than normal

Re: Any- everyone is in your profession

Finn/Poe, Finn pretends to be a n00b at sex

Re: Kylo/Hux - Youtube/Live Streamer AU

Re: Stormpilot- Finn is basically an army wife

Re: Fill: The Instruction Manual

Re: Kaydel Ko Connix/Pamich Nerro (anything)

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Ben Solo, Han, Leia, other: Labyrinth AU

Hux+ Leia: hero worship