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prompt post one

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When they first told their parents, as soon as they turned 18, they had been horrified. By birth right, they were royalty, and not merely by blood but by deed.

"Your father is a piloting legend!!! I am the leader of the Resistance!!!" Leia cried out in exasperation, "Your uncle Luke is rebuilding the Jedi order!!!!! YOUR UNCLE CHEWIE IS A WAR HERO!!!!!! Are you really telling me that you did not find any inspiring paths around you except THAT?!"

The twins stared at her in mild horror. Maybe they should've kept it a secret, they might not have found out then. Ben heard the fleeting thought on his brother's mind and replied with a gentle 'No, brother, we need to fully dedicate ourselves if we want to be legends. They'd realize we weren't actually learning Jedi stuff.'

"I can hear you! I know 'Jedi stuff' too," Leia was nearly growling in exasperation.

"Granddad would have supported us!" exclaimed Kylo dramatically, to which Ben nodded eagerly.

"Every single thing your granddad supported, tended to be a terrible plan," she replied as she rubbed her temples. It was quite obvious she was going to let them do what they wanted though, she was big on autonomy and individuality. Still, surely there were better ways.

"You instilled in us respect for manual labor, and taught us that sex was something beautiful, not something to be ashamed of..." Ben spoke gently, all reason and composure.

Only to get interrupted by Kylo's near-shouted of "Yeah, it's your fault, really!"

Han who had been witnessing the whole exchange awkwardly in silence, recognized the livid look on his wife then, he knew when to diffuse situations. "Make sure they pay you in advance."

Yeah, that would do. Good advice for the boys and... well, it didn't make Leia less angry but at least she now directed her rage in a bright red glare at him so, mild success.

"Nobody is paying us..." started Kylo with a scowl, which had Leia lose her balance slightly - yeah, that was a little worse. Ben sighed and finished his brother's dramatic statement.

"...we are running our own pornholo transmission hub, any person who wants to watch, has to send credits directly to us! We're entrepreneurs!" said Ben with a big smile, and looked towards his brother with a nod.

"That's... great!" replied Han awkwardly, "look at our boys... so... entrepreneurial! Right, dear?"

Leia had given up entirely, seemingly having left her body and headed to a nicer plane of existence where her husband and children did not exist.

"It'll be called 'Solo twins', it won't be only porn, Kylo wants a cooking section!" Ben stated proudly while Han lost all color in his cheeks... the reputation of his name! Without a blink, Ben continued "We needed a porn name that differed from our Organa last name, and we like it because it works like... ONLY twins!"

Both Leia and Han stood defeated now, just nodding along to their babbling, until Kylo finished the diatribe with a comforting sort of thought: "Don't worry mom, we're mostly doing 'solo' scenes... you did warn us about incest!"

Well, yeah. At least that, she did.

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PROMPT POST #2 - CLOSED

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[MISFIRE FILL] Fuck, yes! Solo twins!

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