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“What in space are you talking about, Ren?” Hux really doesn’t want to know. He truly doesn’t. But it seems unlikely that Ren will let him leave or let him sleep until he gets this off his chest, so he asks. It should be easy enough to tune him out. Or, so he thinks until Ren opens his mouth.

It seems to be a running theme in Hux’s life lately; Ren opens his mouth, Hux immediately wants to tape it shut. Or put it to better use.

“I’ve betrayed my family, slaughtered innocents, tortured and maimed and ruined lives. All for what?”

If this was a joke, it was the worst, most poorly timed joke Hux had ever been witness to.

“For my dead, sith grandfather who turned to the light before he died? For Snoke, who sees me as an attack dog? For the First Order, which crushes hopes and dreams and lives, spouting cliched propaganda in a weak attempt to regain the dominion and non-existent honour of a tarnished empire?”

“...Yes?” It was the most hesitant answer Hux had given in years, since he was a child, perhaps, but he could think of nothing else to say. Ren looked wild around the eyes, clearly waiting for an answer, so Hux went to the expected answer. No, he went to the right answer, though perhaps he should have sought to rectify the treasonous words which had spilled from Rens mouth.

“NO! I will not suffer like this any longer, pulled fruitlessly between the light and dark until I feel as if the very center of me, everything I am, is being torn asunder. I will redeem myself.”

“That’s a change.” He said, bitingly, unaware of what else to do. Who could he tell about Rens sudden, insane defection? He’d rip the ship apart before he allowed himself to be captured, surely, and anyhow they have no force resistant restrains aboard. He could not demand an audience with Snoke, for the man only ever appeared on his own blasted schedule. Besides, who’s to say it’s a true defection. Perhaps Ren has truly appalling taste in pillow talk, or maybe he wants to spark an informed discussion on the current state of the First Order and is using inflammatory talk to engage Hux. Maybe he likes indulging in thought crime after he gets fucked, who’s to say?

“Yes, it is a change. I’ve spent so long unsure, being ripped in two. But I feel whole now, as I haven’t done for years. I feel so much remorse, and guilt, and sorrow, but there’s a heavy weight off my shoulders, and it’s all thanks to you, Hux.” Ren smiles, wide and happy and gorgeous, and presses a chaste kiss to Hux’s lips. It’s enough that it takes Hux a few moments to actually understand what’s been said.

“What. Thanks to me.”

“Yes. I’ve never been so filled with so much positive energy, so absolutely consumed by pleasure. After so long in the pain and despair of the dark side, I almost lost myself. But you helped me, showed me the way back to the light.”

“How?” Hux’s voice was overly loud, practically shouting in Rens face, which was much too close for the face of a man who’s clearly even more unstable than Hux ever gave him credit for. In fact, Ren seemed determine to climb into Hux’s lap, something which he wouldn’t have been adverse to before Ren took a swan dive off the deep end. Now, he just grabs onto Rens shoulders and locks his elbows, holding the man at arms length.

“When you made love to me,” oh fuck, “your hands and mouth showed me the way to the light.” He sounded like one of those characters in the gods awful romance holos his mother had favoured.

“And your amazing, unrelenting cock guided-” Hux shuts him up with a hand across his mouth, and the lunatic appears content to have Hux essentially muzzle him. It’s insane.

Everything about this is insane, and there’s absolutely nothing he can say to Kylo Fucking Ren claiming that his dick magically fucking cured him of what was, apparently, an epic battle for his soul. Between the two sides of the force, or whatever the hell it was Ren was talking about. The Light side and the Dark side.

And, according to the teary, but fucking smiling man pressing careful kisses to the inside of Hux’s palm, his god damned dick had been the tipping point.

To the light side.

He needs a stiff fucking drink.

And for Ren to stop kissing his hand, like he’s fucking grateful that Hux turned him ‘good.’ Hux isn’t grateful, he’s on the verge of being very pissed off. At Ren, at the universe, at himself, at the kriffing force. What will happen to him, after all, when Snoke finds out that he’s allegedly responsible for Rens rejection of the dark side? Death, that’s what. A painful, slow death.

Ren reaches a hand out, runs his hand along Hux’s naked chest, and the older man has an idea. It’s an absolutely stupid idea, but this entire conversation, the entire concept, is a stupid idea, so it’s worth a shot.

Perhaps, just maybe, if he fucks Ren again, fucks him hard, wrecks him, hurts him, ruins him, he’ll return to his normal, homicidal self and this content, grinning version of Kylo Ren will be banished, never again to be seen or thought of. Compared with the utter bullshit that Ren’s been enthusing about, it sounds almost logical.

Without further ado (except for an enthusiastic kiss or two or five) Hux gets on with his excellent plan to bring back the unstable thorn in his side who he didn’t fully appreciate until he was gone.

(His plan fails, miserably. The new, un-improved Ren seems to think that he deserves to be castigated for his crimes. He enjoys it, too, Hux bringing the full weight of his displeasure down on him.)

(Hux also enjoys it, immensely. But he can’t think about that right now because he’s too busy plotting a way to save his neck from Snoke once the whole mess becomes known. And, yes, fine, a way to save Rens neck, as well.)

Most excellent!

I laughed. Poor Hux. He can't even whump the light out of Ren :'D.

This was absolutely perfect. The porn was so hot and then when Ren started talking I couldn't stop laughing. Hux's frustration felt so fucking real.

“When you made love to me,” oh fuck,

GENIUS

+1 Exactly what I wanted to say!

and so they fucked right off to some unknown planet where they happily lived out the rest of their days while the rest of the universe went to hell.

but seriously, this was hilarious. absolutely loved hux's voice & kylo's heartfelt confession haha

A!A here, and I might have made the time period obscure, as in pre destruction of the hosnian system, precisely so Hux could go, 'right i don't want either of us to die, let's go hide behind your mother.' :p

Absolutely brilliant.

So, I'm pretty damn sure I forgot to breathe while reading the first half, and then I almost died from laughing too much at the second half.

Author anon, please -- for the love of gorgeously smiling Kylo, or if only to infuriate and confuse Hux even more -- PLEASE continue to write fic at 4am. Seeing sunlight is overrated.

OP here, and ohhhh myyy gooood, this is perfect and everything I could have wanted. I had to reread it multiple times because I couldn't stop grinning. Poor Hux, he can't even get the satisfaction of sex without Kylo turning all ~emo~.

The opening was wonderful and the porn was hot, but this is my favorite part:

“When you made love to me,” oh fuck, “your hands and mouth showed me the way to the light.” He sounded like one of those characters in the gods awful romance holos his mother had favoured.

“And your amazing, unrelenting cock guided-” Hux shuts him up with a hand across his mouth, and the lunatic appears content to have Hux essentially muzzle him. It’s insane.

Everything about this is insane, and there’s absolutely nothing he can say to Kylo Fucking Ren claiming that his dick magically fucking cured him of what was, apparently, an epic battle for his soul.

It's so perfect and it makes me laugh so much, as did the last few sentences where Hux tries to fix Kylo and enjoys it. This was excellent and I love it so much, so thank you, thank you, thank you, author anon!

Ah! Thank you so much, I'm so glad you loved it. <3

This was amazing, sexy, and fun. Loved it. Great fill! (And the best use of the normally cringeworthy 'healing cock' trope I've ever seen).

OMG this is PERFECT!

I don't even have words to express how perfect this is and how much I was laughing

HAHAHAHJA THIS IS AMAZING
MAGIC HEALING COCK GONE WRONG

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5792962

Cross posted to ao3, with a few hundred extra words and also is now properly edited :3

<3 A!A

Oh my god, this is a gem! Hux's ever-increasing '???' throughout the last third was delightful, and this is the best magic healing cock fic I've ever read, no contest. ♥

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