Somewhere a first order officer in admin decided to be efficient and updated the forms for incident and damage reports to include some of the following options:
-force inflicted damage to personnel:
-- date and time: Star Date: It Was A Monday. Time: five minutes to lunch for alpha shift 1
-- participants: Lord Kylo Ren, inflicting. Lieutenant Mitaka, afflicted.
-- witnesses: The entire bridge crew, alpha shift.
-- incident incited by? Unknown (General Hux's glove brushed the Mitaka's hand when he passed the general a tablet.)
-- damage? None (Mitaka has requested reassignment to beta shift. HR recommends therapy.)
-- performance loss? None
-- impact related? No
-- directly applied? Yes
-- Further details or recommendations:
Feed Ren. It has also been observed that while the Master of the Knights of Ren retains operational efficiency to 72 hours of awake cycle, such incidents increase at hour 51 and beyond. Above incident occurred at hour 58 according to records reviewed after the event. Lieutenant Mitaka has also filed a request to transfer to telemetry if he cannot be reassigned within his specialty. It may be noted that radar tech uniforms are not so tight around the neck.
Reporter:
Captain Phasma, who is so done with this ship.