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I AM SO SORRY

A young woman appeared on the Finalizer. Why? That's not important. What is important is that she was so beautiful everyone instantly fell in love with her and listened to everything she said.

"Guys, what are you doing?" she said.

"What do you mean?" someone asked. It doesn't matter who. Don't look at me like that. Fine, it was Phasma. Now this abomination passes the Bechdel test.

"Dictatorships and mass murder are wrong," said the young woman, whom I'm too embarrassed to even give a name. "You guys know that, right?"

The crew of the Finalizer collectively paused in their ministrations (is that even the right word? ministrations? who cares lol). They had never considered that before. What with her otherworldly beauty, they figured she had to be right.

So the entire Finalizer defected. Even the ship itself. Even Millicent. How did non-sentients defect from an ideology they were incapable of comprehending? Fuck you, that's how.

Then they went about the business of making the rest of the First Order defect. It was pretty easy. All they had to do was show people a picture of the woman and say she told them to defect. Evil was powerless against her radiance. Also she snapped her fingers and killed Snoke, because she was The Most Force-Sensitive Person Ever or something. She tried to just send him a picture of herself, but she couldn't find his mailing address.

She showed up at the Resistance base on D'Qar with the newly de-Nazified First Order in tow and was like, "'Sup, I brought you a present. War's over."

The Resistance was delighted. An orgy was held in celebration. The woman fucked the entire human cast. She fucked some of the aliens too, just so she could say she'd done it. Also the Millennium Falcon, somehow. Han was resurrected through handwavey means. She even time-traveled and made the prequels good.

Everything was rainbows ever after.

ministrations (is that even the right word? ministrations? who cares lol)

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A+++ RELATABLE AF

How did non-sentients defect from an ideology they were incapable of comprehending? Fuck you, that's how.

I want this to be my mantra.

this fic is about me isn't it anon

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