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Kylo Ren returned from his training to find there is a new General on the Finalizer.

Kylo Ren hated this General even more than the last one.
Matt the Radar Technician found out the rest of the staff feel the same, and that Hux was sent a First Order labor camp for his failures.

Kylo Ren went to the labor camp, expecting Hux to be not doing well (all those stories of the dicks Hux had sucked on his way up the ranks, that skinny never seen real combat ass, the Starkiller debacle), only to find Hux, despite being drunk and high most of the time, was all but running the camp, and refused to go back (unjust punishment, feeling unappreciated, the military can go hang, let me drink one more bottle of space moonshine).

What was the Master of the Knights of Ren to do?

Myes, I am always here for Kylo hating Hux, but hating him less than every other option.

What was the Master of the Knights of Ren to do?
The Master of the Knights of Ren can do Hux. ;)

Minutiae! Hux can't stay in the labour camp, he's no longer a prisoner. He's wasting valuable First Order taxpayer money and freeloading off the system, when he should be back on the Finalizer, contributing to society!

Use the Rules, Kylo!

Also, audit the shit out of that labor camp and implement all of the efficiency recommendations that Hux has developed in his time there. You know he did it, don't let them go to waste!

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Kylo leaves a trail of space moonshine and space drugs leading back to the Finalizer, waits for Hux to stagger across the threshold and then traps him in a new great coat. U JUST GOT GENERAL'D.

What, something like this? http://youtu.be/BmvLexamrmk

Exactly. "Ooh, a shot of liquor!" Capturing qualified staff is waaay less hassle than conducting job interviews.

Moonshine Hux! Haha yessss

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