PROMPT POST #4

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Re: Kylo/Any, Kylo's stupid outfit

[(Anonymous)]

CRYING

Imagine the frantic tension! Med staff compressing the wound while troopers wheel in extra equipment, Hux shouting and supervising the whole thing because his ass is on the line (and he desperately needs to order people around). The droids whirring away, cutting through robes and tunics, revealing layer after layer until Lord Ren is splayed out on the surgical table, resplendent in his mesh belly shirt and goth clown pants.

TOTAL FUCKING SILENCE. A droid beeps quizzically, switching cutting tools as it deals with the odd zipper that has become mangled and twisted. NO ONE BREATHES. Drugged Kylo unconsciously kicks out at the droid too close to his bloodied side and a doctor grabs his leg, saying, "I'll hold him while you start on the... the w-waders." EVERYONE IS THINKING DARTH WADER. No one says it. But in that moment they are ONE. They crack.

They're near-silent, but the atmosphere is one of RAUCOUS CACKLING. Shoulders shake and people lean on diagnostic screens for support, faces turn red, someone is curled in a ball on the floor giggle-sobbing. Hux has to dig his nails into his palm and intensely study the ceiling, FUCK YOU he is NOT smiling. They all instinctively understand that: if they don't make eye contact with each other, this didn't happen. It's not hysteria if they don't acknowledge it. Everyone is still a consummate professional, saving lives, making the First Order proud.

Then a droid slices through one of the cloth loops holding the suspenders down at the waist and the heavy metal clasp -pings- back sharply, smacking Kylo in his goddamn face, almost breaking his nose, and the whole room silently cracks up AGAIN. A med tech tries to stuff rubber gloves in her mouth to muffle her snorting laughter. The troopers are glad for their helmets so their mirthful tears can flow free. Hux has to turn away and punch the wall, bite his fist. Kylo struggles to sit up, wild-eyed and delirious, slurring, "WHO PUNCHED ME?!"

And Hux gasps, "WHO DRESSED YOU?!"

Re: Kylo/Any, Kylo's stupid outfit

[(Anonymous)]

I'm crying.

Re: Kylo/Any, Kylo's stupid outfit

[(Anonymous)]

YES, PERFECT!

Re: Kylo/Any, Kylo's stupid outfit

[(Anonymous)]

I'm an ER physician, and I'm literally laughing out loud. This is perfect! XD