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Hux: I really think the reason you and I always fight is that, since we were little, the Supreme Leader's always played us off each other.
Kylo Ren: Lord Snoke always said that was your fault.

Hux: You know, Ren, you might want to start acting like a leader. You're beginning to alienate some of the troopers.
Kylo Ren: Yeah, like the master of the Knights of Ren has to worry about alienating the troopers.
Narrator: In fact, Kylo Ren *had* started to alienate some of the troopers.
Kylo: [in the break room] The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this 3,000-credit armor. Come on.
[in the elevator]
Kylo: Yeah, the guy wearing the 4,000-credit armor is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. Come on.
[in the bathroom]
Kylo: Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this 5,000-credit armor. Come on.

Kylo Ren: I'm filling Darth Vader's shoes. Literally. Well, the shoes didn't fit, but at least I got into Darth Vader's pants.
Everyone on Starkiller: [stares at him]
Kylo: And I had to have the crotch taken up a little.

Hux: There's more to life than strippers, booze, and buckets of blood. Why do you guys have buckets of blood?
Kylo: It's not real blood. It's corn syrup and red dye...juice.
Snoke: There's unlimited juice? This party's gonna be off the hook!

Kylo Ren: I'm dating this Jedi girl right now. She wants me to be honest and reconnect with my mother. And I'm trying to get her to renounce the light and fuck me, but I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it.

and, of course...

Kylo Ren, repeatedly: I've made a huge mistake.

Han: Come on, Leia. We've had some great times.
[FOOTAGE NOT FOUND]

Poe: Finn, you are not quite the ladies' man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

Han Solo buying a new jacket: I'm looking for something that says "Dad likes leather."
Salesman: You mean... leather-daddy?
[later, on the bridge]
Kylo: Didn't you get a job or something?
Han: No, no I didn't. Unless you consider "World's Coolest Daddy" a job.

Rey: Do you know where I could get one of those red T-shaped lightsabers?
Luke: That's a cross.
Rey: Across from where?

Han: Kylo Ren's not my son.
Finn: Kylo Ren? What, the moron jock?
Han: That's my son, you laser-brain.

[alternately, if a certain theory turns out to be true...]
Luke: Finn Dameron's not my son.
Kylo: Finn Dameron? What, the moron traitor?
Luke: That's my son, you pothead.

Bonus:

Matt the Radar Technician: That Ren is some kind of something. Boy, this Ren is all anybody's ever talking about. So sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant that Ren is. Overrated.

LMAO all of these would make great gif edits!

Narrator: In fact, Kylo Ren *had* started to alienate some of the troopers.
God, I can HEAR Space Ron Howard's voice in my head.

Han: Come on, Leia. We've had some great times.
[FOOTAGE NOT FOUND]
WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD

IM SCREAMING KYLO IS LITERALLY GOB

Hux: I really think the reason you and I always fight is that, since we were little, the Supreme Leader's always played us off each other.
Kylo Ren: Lord Snoke always said that was your fault.

Snoke: If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I respect all of my knights equally.

EARLIER THAT DAY

Snoke: I don't care for Kylo.

I lost it at Snoke as Buster. OMG XD

PROMPT POST #4

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in which Kylo Ren and GOB Bluth are basically the same person:

Now with some more of the cast

Re: Now with some more of the cast

Re: Now with some more of the cast

Re: Now with some more of the cast

Re: in which Kylo Ren and GOB Bluth are basically the same person: