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Usually we see Kylo trying to seduce Hux in weird ways, but I'd like to see the opposite!

Maybe in the First Order, you show your affection by insulting the object of your desire's scrawny body, and then demand they take your dessert ration ticket and get a damn cookie. Or maybe you insist they train with you, because clearly they're doing SOMETHING wrong, followed by lots of backhanded compliments about their skills in the shooting range/their 8-pack. It's mostly based around being a dick while making due with the limited resources available on a ship.

Ren has zero idea why Hux is both insulting him and giving him things, until one day he sees Phasma do the same to another trooper, followed by heavy makeouts. Suddenly Hux's disappointment at Ren's reactions makes a lot more sense.

+ The crew of the Finalizer swooning over Hux's romantic gestures, and disappointment at (from their perspective) Ren's continued rejection.
+ Kylo trying to explain New Republic courting, which just seem painfully wasteful to anyone in the First Order. (Flowers+Spaceship=why would you waste valuable resources on something that will be dead in a week? Because they're pretty and smell nice??)

I love culture miscommunication fic.

Ahahahaha, I love it, it's like no one ever grows out of the pigtail-pulling stage of courtship in the First Order.

I want to read this, like 1000000+

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Oh and since ship resources are such a valued commodity in courtship, what if being decadently wasteful (like those false Republic creeps) or destroying resources (like, say, a command console, Ren!) is pretty much the cruelest way to reject someone. Especially in public! How humiliating!

I picture the shocked and appalled Finalized staff trying to sympathetically slip Hux their hard liquor rations, all: "He's not worth it anyway, sir."

OP - Yes, exactly!

Oh my god, that adorable mental image, and Hux trying to keep a stiff upper lip, but there's a tiny tremor in his shoulders, and he's made his affections so publically known...!!!

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