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Kylux - Old Men sex and Peace Negotiations

[(Anonymous)]

Both Hux and Ren lived to ripe old ages. Evil and cockroaches are hard to kill etc.

They have sex.

+ Mitaka walking in on Emperor and Knight, again, during peace negotiations
+ Rey walking in on Emperor and Knight, during peace negotiations. Her eyes, her eyes
+ Millicent the 5th vs. Admiral Dameron, during peace negotiations
+ Hux and Ren adopted many Force sensitive children, and tried to indoctrinate them all. The children are so embarrassed by their two stupid horny dads, during peace negotiations

Re: Kylux - Old Men sex and Peace Negotiations

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded. Always here for old man sex and peace negotiations. I also want to believe that they have at least five cats named Millicent.

Re: Kylux - Old Men sex and Peace Negotiations

[(Anonymous)]

Peace negotiations is the only thing that gets Hux up anymore.
Kylo would sooner lightsaber himself in the face then waste an opportunity to get some.
+100

Re: Kylux - Old Men sex and Peace Negotiations

[(Anonymous)]

What's great is that after sex they probably sabotage peace negotiations, so there can be future peace negotiations, to have sex during and then sabotage. "That's called planning ahead, kids."

"Shut UP, DADS! OMG."
"Dear diary, traumatized by dad tmi. Again. Want to run away and live with Phasma. Again."
"Careful, dads, that you don't put your sex life ahead of galactic peace!"

Re: Kylux - Old Men sex and Peace Negotiations

[(Anonymous)]

Somewhere a publisher that lost their mainstay of jedi romances/porn with the advent of the first Empire found a new genre with this empire (Darth Vader romances - sold well initially, death rate too high to maintain sales). It doesn't matter how old the Evil Dads get, the porn series continues. Force sensitive children are very careful not to space-google certain key words. But there's an audience for everything, so the continuing peace negotiations always have a few volunteers. There's a twi'lek ambassador who thinks the old geezers are the cutest couple ever. She's become something of a crude auntie to the herd of children as they all see so much of one another.

Re: Kylux - Old Men sex and Peace Negotiations

[(Anonymous)]

+1 I am so here for Evil Stupid Horny Dads

"Dammit, dads! Again?! For the love of Palpatine lock the goddamn door. This is the sixth time now, I'm starting to think you guys don't even care about peace. I'm being torn apart!"
"THAT'S WHAT HE SAID."
"Gross, dad!"

*STUPID HORNY DAD HIGHFIVE*

Re: Kylux - Old Men sex and Peace Negotiations

[(Anonymous)]

+1 dumb dad jokes

Re: Kylux - Old Men sex and Peace Negotiations

[(Anonymous)]

"Dads, please stop, I'm traumatized!"

"Hi traumatized, we're dads!"

Re: Kylux - Old Men sex and Peace Negotiations

[(Anonymous)]

FLAWLESS