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The Resistance and the First Order are creating a treaty when Hux Sr. proposes they seal the deal with a marriage between Organa's son and his son. It's meant to make the treaty fail, everyone knows Ben Solo is training to be a Jedi — Jedi are celibate.

Ben ("I've told you, it’s Kylo Ren now.") is nooooot feeling this Jedi thing so he jumps at the chance to get out if it. Anyway, if his spouse turns out to be awful, Kylo can just use the Force to drop some heavy machinery on them and make it look like an accident.

Hux isn’t pleased by the failed ploy (not that father will admit it’s a failure and not what really he’d planned) but Hux is intrigued by the power and status that he could leverage with a Force-trained spouse. Anyway, if his spouse turns out to be awful, Hux can just throw them out an airlock and make it look like an accident.

Wacky hijinks and bonding over dysfunctional families ensues.

+10 for the Resistance throwing a totally wild wedding party, to the mortification of the First Order (and Kylo).
+100 for FN-2187 defecting to the Resistance during the chaos and confusion of the wedding party.
+10,000 for mutual first times on the wedding night. ("I was training to be a Jedi and sworn to celibacy. What's your excuse?" "Keeping a perfect GPA and not getting murdered at the Academy is very time consuming, alright?")

i need this like i need to breathe OK

+11

Seconding. Again. And once again saying I love how they both have "If he's awful, I'll just murder him" contingency plans.

Also that first bonus, omg, I'm picturing a bunch of prim, appalled gingers desperately trying not to make eye contact with a whole tribe of carousing ewoks. THEY'RE FRIENDS OF THE FAMILY.

Ohh, what if the Ewoks officiate the ceremony? They have an Ewok wedding!

(Because if you do the math, Kylo had to have been conceived almost IMMEDIATELY post-Endor, and - well, it would totally have been something Han and Leia would have done, having an Ewok wedding...) It's a family tradition!

WEDDING OF THE CENTURY TBH

It could be like those old-school royal weddings where there are two ceremonies, one performed in each of their home territories according to their "local customs." The First Order would use it as an excuse to have a fascist military parade and give frightening speeches about matrimonial duty; the couple swear their vows in an austere chamber prooooobably made out of up-cycled skulls. The newlyweds exit beneath a grand saber arch and a dozen pure-white doves are released... into some carbonite. The dove 'ornaments' are presented to the couple as a parting gift. New Imperial Bride Holozine calls it "romantic af."

THEN IT'S A QUICK SHUTTLE RIDE TO ENDOR

"Sorry, what? We have to dance in the woods with some teddy bears? Am I having a stroke?"
"SHUT UP, HUX! IT WAS MY MOTHER'S IDEA." *throws a frozen bird at him*

they keep the birds in a bag in the fridge with "Dead Dove DO NOT EAT" written on it

This is the best, most baffling thing I have ever "Aww"'d out loud at. This damn pairing has ruined me.

Luke opens it.

"I don't know what I expected."

This whole prompt is pure gold oh man I want it ♥

Yes!

Han gives Ben away, tells Hux, "no refunds".

He smoothly steps back and away from Ben's glare to collect a congratulatory fistbump from Lando.

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Hux/Kylo, Hux/Ben, arranged marriage (reposted due to anon making original prompt too wordy)

Re: Hux/Kylo, Hux/Ben, arranged marriage (reposted due to anon making original prompt too wordy)

Re: Hux/Kylo, Hux/Ben, arranged marriage (reposted due to anon making original prompt too wordy)

Re: Hux/Kylo, Hux/Ben, arranged marriage (reposted due to anon making original prompt too wordy)

Re: Hux/Kylo, Hux/Ben, arranged marriage (reposted due to anon making original prompt too wordy)

Re: Hux/Kylo, Hux/Ben, arranged marriage (reposted due to anon making original prompt too wordy)

Re: Hux/Kylo, Hux/Ben, arranged marriage (reposted due to anon making original prompt too wordy)

Re: Hux/Kylo, Hux/Ben, arranged marriage (reposted due to anon making original prompt too wordy)

Re: Hux/Kylo, Hux/Ben, arranged marriage (reposted due to anon making original prompt too wordy)

Re: Hux/Kylo, Hux/Ben, arranged marriage (reposted due to anon making original prompt too wordy)

Re: Hux/Kylo, Hux/Ben, arranged marriage (reposted due to anon making original prompt too wordy)

Re: Hux/Kylo, Hux/Ben, arranged marriage (reposted due to anon making original prompt too wordy)