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The Organa-Solos had already reached Hux before his mother had finished her greatest maneuver to date. The party had started up again, the crowd dispersed back into small cliques. The group of four stood in a corner, a small silence hanging over them until the sound of toasts began to fill the room again. Hux cleared his throat and extended an ambiguous hand between his future in-laws. Han looked at Hux with mild scorn before Senator Organa took the hand.

"Pleased to meet you, Senator Organa, Mr. Solo."

"It's our pleasure..." She trails off hoping for a name.

"Brendol." Ren interjects before Hux does. He's still pouting, arms still crossed. Hux's eyebrow twitched in irritation. Who in the world is this overgrown brat that Ren had turned into?

Senator Organa politely repeats the name in greeting before Han's rough question breaks through the awkward pause. "Are you friends with that creep Snoke? What sick little kick are you getting out of this?"

"Excuse me?" Hux replies defensively and slightly confused.

"Han..." The senator whispers warningly before Ren starts up again.

"I'm an adult, Dad. I can do what I want,"

"Ben," His mother smiles, trying the pacify the whole situation. "Your father and I are just very shocked right now. We've barely seen you in the past ten years," Hux mouths the number under his breath in shock as she continues, "Your uncle Luke misses you, Rey misses you. She's 19 now. You last saw her when she was nine, she still remembers you."

"Leia, I am not done here," Her husband's eyes narrow at Hux, "Why are you marrying Ben, kid? I know what that sicko Snoke's convinced Ben to do, you can just pay for it like everyone else does," Hux doesn't miss his fiancee's face twist in anger, "I saw you talking to Snoke earlier, what is your angle?"

Something in Hux burned at the older man's words. Maybe it was the alcohol, maybe it was his own pride, or maybe it was the hurt look in Ren's eyes and everything that Hux knew that Han Solo didn't. "Did it ever occur to you that maybe I want to marry Ben? That I may actually like him as a person? That he's funny, charming, smart, handsome, and has a solid set of values?" Hux finishes off the rest of his liquid motivator as his voice goes up in volume, "You know what? He's really good at his job! And that's saying something because, you know, he's not even the best. Not remotely. Actually on the worst side of bad. He throws tantrums, he's rude, he's degrading and has definitely almost killed a man! But he's one of the most popular prostitute this side of town! Probably more so without Snoke around! He's himself, and I like that self. So my angle is I like him, Mr. Solo."

Mic drop. QED.

Hux was feeling fairly satisfied with himself, but Han's hand is cradling his shaking face. Hux thinks he hears the pilot call him a 'fucking moron'. "Oh...oh dear," his wife breathed in.

People were staring again.

Someone fainted this time.

The chatter awakens: The Senator's son is a hooker! / What a dish! / Did he say Snoke? / I'm so glad I came! / Poor Mrs. Hux...this party is her worst and best at the same time! / How much does he charge, you think? / We love you, Ren!

"What?" was the shriek that rose above the mindless hum. Mrs. Hux, who had managed to find a bottle of liquor, took a deep swig. "Brendol!" she said in a hurry, walking smoothly to her son. She forced a smile at the amused and scandalized guests on her way. Finn followed suit.

"Oh..." Hux says in a daze. "Was I loud?"

"Just don't spill it to Mother or Finn." Ren smirks. "Now, who was the one who said that?"

"Damnit, not now, Ren!" Hux snaps.

"Brendol Aldous Hux, do you want to kill me? It would be easier to take a knife to my heart!" His mother whispered harshly. Suddenly, as if something startled her, she turned to her future son-in-law. "Oh, Ben -- err, Ren, dear. Nothing against you but I would rather have liked that little announcement in private!"

Ren shrugged. "It's not like I said anything contrary the whole time I was here. You never asked what I did," he laughed and Hux was tempted strangle him there and then. Which would probably have been good because Ren casually continues to destroy Hux's life: "I haven't been lying like Hux and Finn or anything."

"Ren, you fucking idi --" Hux's eyes widened in his attempt to derail the topic. He locked eyes with Finn, who gestured in a frenzy for Hux to just say anything. "Mother, Finn and I were planning an anniversary par --"

Her face whitened, but she managed to put a long finger in Hux's face to stop him. The crowd seemed to move in anticipation towards the in-laws, eager for more gossip. "What were you saying about my babies?"

Ren retracted a little. Mrs. Hux was scarier than her daughter, her son and a dragon combined. "That he and Finn were planning a surprise party that rivaled yours..."

"Cut the crap," several people gasped at the pristine Mrs. Hux's obscene language. It wasn't just her hair roots that were showing.

"Mom," Finn interjects softly. The truth will set us free, he rationalizes. After all, all of it at once is probably better than her getting over one thing then overreacting to the next. Plus, despite being a highly functional alcoholic, all the vodka in her system might help soften the blow. "Me and Hux were involved for bit. We -- we didn't know who the other was," Finn pauses. The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. "At first."

"Surprise!" Ren exclaims in the dead silence. His own mother pinches him roughly in the arm.

"I-involved?" Mrs. Hux swayed back and forth, dizzy. "Oh, heavenly bodies!"

Their mother collapses on the spot.

Finn manages to catch her, looking desperately at Hux and Ren then behind him to an isolated corner of the room. Phasma, who watched it all play out from said corner, decided with a bored sigh that was her cue to act. She began dispersing the guests.

They didn't have to go home, but they sure as hell needed to get out of here.

SCREAMING. Oh my god, this was amazing. I have the biggest smile on my face right now. There's so much in pt. 6 and I fucking love it all. What a blast of a party. :D :D :D

OP here. OH MY GOD THIS IS A class gold.

Author anon, maybe you can make separate post for each chapter/fill. I don't think anyone saw this.

A!A

I'll let it be something people stumble on, haha. At least till it's done.

The characters are barely recognizable as the film characters except in name, the scenario is my personal idea of fiction hell and not the fun kind, I don't like modern AU's or society dramas or soap operas at all ever, by all indications this fic is the diametric opposite to my preference at every turn, SO WHY AM I DRAWN TO THIS GODDAMN FIC LIKE A MOTH TO A BUGZAPPER? WHY? ARE YOU PLAYING SOME JEDI MIND TRICK?

Seriously, dude, kudos. In getting me to read your fic this avidly you have in essence sold a top of the line racing mountain bike with titanium spokes to an aging koi fish living alone in a stagnant garden pond.

A!A

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