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You remember the garbage compactor on the Death Star. Imagine the kinds of eldritch monstrosities hiding in the sewage of Starkiller Base.

Sanitation workers are regarded as the most hardcore badasses among stormtroopers because they go toe-to-toe with Lovecraftian horrors on a regular basis. FN-2187 was widely recognized as one of the best troopers on Starkiller Base because he's survived sanitation duty for YEARS.

Bonus points for including:
--Finn suiting up to clear up a plumbing problem on a Resistance base, only to find regular plumbing problems.
--One of the reasons Finn couldn't handle massacring civillians is because he considers himself a protector, not a murderer.
--Captured stormtroopers are scared to death of their Resistance captors. If the Resistance could break a SANITATION WORKER, then there's no way a regular trooper could last, right?

this is the best prompt i've ever read !!! +1000000

I love everything about this.

THis is a thing of beauty, somebody please!

This is seriously like my head canon now!

Headcanon accepted!

+100000

Yeah, like those other anons are saying, this is my canon now. THESE ARE THE FACTS.

This is exactly the sort of unexpected cranny of the star wars universe that I hoped to see prompted, and I hope to see it filled!!

omg +1000

Amazing, amazing prompt and I love that first bonus. I can just imagine Finn hugging his confused friends, all dramatic like "if I don't make it back from this, I want you to know..." and striding off purposefully, plunger in hand.

TEN MINUTES LATER

"Oh. Oh."

And Finn being "How the Hell-?!? I don't know how to fix this...!"

This is finntastic! Awesome and hilarious and absolutely my headcannon now 😆

This is strangely not as cracky as I thought it would be...

Finn checks his armor one last time before turning to face his gathered friends. He makes his way through them slowly, exchanging goodbyes and letting himself appreciate the easy camaraderie that the Resistance fosters among its soldiers. Knowing that people like this are depending on him makes it easier to step back into the Long Dark again and face whatever nightmares it might contain. It fills him with a strange sort of warmth to grasp hands and exchange hugs and know that if he doesn’t come out again there will be people who remember Finn, the person, and not just FN-2187, the Fourth Year Sanitation Worker.

He saves Poe for last, hugs him for longer and tries to not cling when Poe pulls back to smile at him.

“Uh,” Poe says, “look, buddy, you know you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to, right?”

“I know,” Finn says gently, “I have a choice and I’m choosing this.”

“…Right,” Poe says, “right, okay - its just, isn’t this a little bit…” he trails off and then gestures weakly at Finn’s armor and the two blasters he has strapped to his hips.

Finn catches Poe’s hands in his and feels like he’s going to burst with happiness at Poe’s open concern. “I know I had to improvise a little with the equipment,” Finn makes sure to meet Poe’s gaze evenly and project as much confidence as he can, “but I was a Sanitation Worker for four years, Poe, I know what I’m doing.”

“Okay,” Poe says again, “if you say so. We’ll have a cold one waiting for you when you get back, alright buddy?”

Poe still doesn’t look convinced, but Finn knows that only a safe return from his mission will really prove his skill and settle Poe’s nerves, so he lets it go with a “sure thing” and turns back to the tunnel entrance.

At the door to the service tunnel Arnth Pwal, the Head of Sanitation, is waiting for him with a tool kit grasped in her clawed hands. The hulking Quarren female has been a Sanitation Worker for over thirty standard years, an almost unthinkable time span, so Finn salutes as crisply as possible and stands at attention while she looks him over. Eventually she ruffles her tentacles in approval and hands the kit over to him.

“I think it’s the third valve on the main line that’s sticking,” she says gruffly. Finn takes that for the dismissal it is, salutes sharply again, and heads off into the dark.

"We who are about to die salute you."

Doesn't everyone going in to deal with a communal toilet say these things?

Oh my godddd this was adorable and funny, but also heart wrenching??? I just want to roll Finn in a thousand layers of bubble wrap and keep him safe forever.

Awww. Will there be a second part with the aftermath?

“I know,” Finn says gently, “I have a choice and I’m choosing this.”

This just DOES THINGS to my heart and TOTALLY CRACKS ME UP at the same time. Finn, babe, you're killing me.

This is beautiful. Thank you, anon.

This is hilarious and heartbreaking, my favorite combo.

Oh my god more of this!

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Gen, Finn, First Order sanitation workers are badasses

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Mini-Fill: Gen (maybe Poe/Finn if you squint?)

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Re: Mini-Fill: Gen (maybe Poe/Finn if you squint?)

Re: Mini-Fill: Gen (maybe Poe/Finn if you squint?)