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I'm always in favour of a damn fine fuck-or-die scenario. Seconded.

this will be glorious

/sets up camp in this thread

Shows up late to the camp with Starbucks

Dude, yeeeeessssss

I can hear Poe saying this.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE FIRST ORDER ARE YOU DOING REN?!" Hux squealed as Kylo reached for his tunic and started unbuttoning. His eyes widening as the redhead looked between the primative shirtless painted men and women surrounding them with spears and his nonchallantly stripping lover.

"What does it look like I am doing," Kylo said rolling his eyes as he stripped himself of his robes and tunic and stood shirtless before him, "The natives want us to fuck or they will kill us. My force powers can't work on all of them so we fuck. It's not like we haven't done it before."

"NOT IN FRONT OF THEM!" Hux growled trying not bite his lip or any sort of sign that he was any bit attracted to the sight in front of him.

"Take off your shirt Hux," Kylo commanded furrowing his brow.

"No!" Hux roared folding his arms, "I am a high ranking member of the First Order I WILL NOT PUT ON A SHOW FOR STRANGERS."

"You WILL take off your shirt," Kylo chanted waving his hand in front of Hux.

He wouldn't budge. The first order general stood still with that same not amused look on his face.

"We ESTABLISHED your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me Ren," Hux snarled.

Kylo only rolled his eyes. With a swing of his hand Hux went flying against one of the trees causing the barbaric primitive natives to cheer out in glee. Hux tried to move but the force....it held him down.

"YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS LATER!" Hux said , "FUCK YOU REN!"

Kylo smirked as he walked over to his now trapped lover and began opening his shirt and Jacket. His large hands and long fingers ran over familiar planes of skin causing his lover to gasp beneath him and tilt his head back. A low moan rumbling from his throat muffled by teeth grazing his lower lip.

Kylo leaned forward and placed a long deep passionate kiss against Hux's lips. The General moaned melting into it his body involuntary bucking against his.

"Actually from this position it looks like just the opposite," Kylo whispered between brusing and rough kisses, "but from what your body is telling me you like it."

Kylo pulled down the zipper of Hux's black pants and slipped his hand inside. Hux gasped slamming his eyes shut, as a whimper of pleasure escaped his lips. The eagerly watching natives raised their spears in the air and cheered.

"And the audience seems to like it too," Kylo whispered against Hux's lips chuckling, "so...let's give em a show shall we?"

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I think the reason for screening/freezing this thread is obvious.

Regardless of whether OP should've used a different warning, the discussion deviated to RL and escalated in an extreme gross manner.

I was more offended by the "primative" painted natives bent on sexual assault, tbh

Well Hux is a space Nazi.....what do you expect...

XDD

/joins the camp out

"Duly noted, Dameron," said Leia, "but this is a routine diplomatic mission."

"Yes General, and from the history holos I've watched, anything described like that is certain to end up in death, torture, poisoning, imprisonment and depravity. I'm just making sure I've made it clear that as far as limits go, if a fuck-or-die scenario arises, I am willing to take it for the team."

"'Poe Dameron: willing to take it for the team.'" Snap snickered. "Pretty sure I've seen that on a 'fresher wall somewhere."

Jess pulled out a marker. "Excuse me for a minute."

AHAHAHAHA someone please turn this into a real thing this is hilarious

Poe grinned. "You mean you haven't seen my tattoo?"

No non-con. Implied threat of dub-con (to be safe).

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"Listen," Poe said, as he attempted to scrub off a thin, greasy slime that now covered his bared shins. "I am always in favor of a damn fine fuck-or-die scenario, but this is really not going to be doing it for me." Not that he'd ever pictured himself being captured by a Hutt and dressed up in a rather elaborate scrap of fabric that only barely covered his ass, with a shirt that was essentially just sleeves and a cape --- but it was the principle of the thing. He wasn't supposed to be a sex toy for a giant slug, and if he was supposed to play the role, couldn't they have taken a few key things into account?

Poe grimaced as he pulled his hand back, mucus dripping from his palm and onto the floor of their prison cell-cum-dungeon.

Pava snorted, crossing her arms over the skimpy leather bikini she'd only put on to avoid being prodded at with what looked like a rather painful taser. Rey had come out with something slightly more covering, but only barely. She shifted on her feet in annoyance, before shooting a questioning look between Jess and Poe.

"My deepest sympathies, Commander," Jess said dryly. "I can't imagine how that might feel," she said, wrinkling her nose at him. Poe paused, giving his Lieutenant a sharp glare of annoyance -- it wasn't helpful to have both of them bitching about this. And if anyone was going to complain about their situation -- the awful bikinis and added makeup on the girls notwithstanding -- it was going to be him.

Rey pushed a stray lock of hair back behind her ear. "What're you two going on about?" she huffed, pacing the length of the room. "Because it doesn't sound like an actual way to get us out of here."

"Oh," Poe said, rolling his shoulders slowly as he minded the taser burns and bruises he'd already acquired for being a smartass. "Not that you girls aren't gorgeous," he said seriously, "But you know, neither of you are really my, ah, type." He made a vague gesture between them.

"He means he likes dick," Pava translated, sitting down on the room's lone pallet. "And I'm a lesbian. So once again Rey, it's up to you to save the day."

Rey turned, and shot her a funny look over her shoulder. She looked as if she might say something for a moment, but then changed her mind quickly. "...I can't believe they took my staff. And my saber!"

"I can," Poe chimed in helpfully. "I think you clocked like, five different guys with that thing."

"It was pretty great. Almost worth getting thrown into a Hutt brothel for," Pava agreed, snickering.

"Except now we can't get out of here," Rey said, frustration leaking into her voice as she continued to pace.

"Just use the Force," Poe suggested. "Can't you just....do something? I mean, you did train. I got you that 'Jedi Graduate' holo-card and everything."

"You got her a Young Pilot's Camp Certificate and crossed out the part that said she was now a certified junior pilot, Poe, that's not the same thing." Jessika rolled her eyes.

"It is so the same thing."

"--The point," Rey interrupted, "--Is that I can't make a straight vertical jump up to reach the hatch we came in here through. And I have no way to just slice through the bars." Rey pointed, frowning up at the ceiling.

"Oh." Poe slumped.

"Wait," Rey stopped. "Do you hear something? It sounds like..." she trailed off, straining to hear footsteps walking towards the hatch, as the three of them tensed. Someone was shouting.

"Don't you have any idea who I am?" the man spat furiously, his voice echoing from above. "I'm supposed to be on your side!"

Poe and Rey managed to share a glance for a brief second before the scream that followed startled them, and a fourth body landed in the middle of the room. Rey took a defensive step back, raising her fists in preparation. Poe stepped forwards, and immediately regretted it.

"Oh not him," Poe said. "That wasn't even what I meant," he complained, standing back as an infuriated and unmasked Kylo Ren struggled to his feet between them. The knight's loincloth dipped perilously low around his hips and if it didn't signify the fact that they were approximately a thousand times more screwed than they had been before, Poe would've appreciated the chiseled muscles of the darksider a little more openly. The dude was shredded.

Kylo gave him a murderous look that didn't return any of his dignity.

"Look at him," Poe said, jabbing a thumb towards Kylo as he pointed out the man's lack of clothing. "He doesn't have anywhere to hide a lightsaber. We're doomed."

"They gave you sleeves," Kylo hissed, green slime squishing under his boots. "And a cape! Why do you get a cape?"

"Probably because I'm not insane," Poe said, as Rey glared more fiercely at the knight. "Now shut up, and help us get out of here. I am not about to die jacking off a wannabe sithlord for the viewing pleasure of a putrid slug drug lord."

"You can say that again," Pava said helpfully, shooting Kylo an infuriating smile as he glared in her direction.

"So," Rey said after a moment's hesitation. "...Any ideas?"

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/FIN

Wait, why is this finished? I want MORE

And just for the record, this line almost ended me: 'Look at him, he doesn't have anywhere to hide a lightsaber' - I thought my jawbone was gonna fall off from all the laughter.

Thank you for sharing this, Anon :D

I made a few tiny edits & have posted it to AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/5987656

I miiiiight write a short sequel, but am also currently writing two other SW:TFA pieces. If you liked this one, one of the things I'm writing is gonna be a multi-chapter comedy. the file is currently saved as "GO HOME 2 YOUR MOTHER.doc" so you can keep an eye out for that on AO3 ;)

Nooooooo then what haaaaaaappened?!

Also I hope they all get fully disinfected and burn their 'clothes' when they do manage to escape. Bleh.

I have no doubt that Kylo Ren, Pava, and Rey will all immediately burn their outfits without reservation. Poe, on the other hand, will be a little mournful of the fact that no possible amount of dry cleaning will make his cape wearable again.

It's up on AO3 now so if I write a quick sequel later... http://archiveofourown.org/works/5987656

Where's the reeeeeeeest??? /mashes f5

Part I
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5987656

Part II --
I filled the prompt "Is it supposed to smell like that?" on AO3.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6137280

No warnings - just crack and Rey/Finn, plus Gay Poe, Lesbian badass Jessika Pava, and Kylo Ren in a loincloth. ;)

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