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Kylo adds Rey as a friend on Spacebook. Rey overcomes her WTFness to accept, in the name of gathering intel on the First Order.

Before long, the Resistance and the First Order are involved in a flamewar. She and Hux have an ongoing private IM session mostly about trash-talking Kylo. Everyone is trying to work out who Poe hasn't sent nudes to. All Staff emails keep having to be sent around both bases to remind people that Checking In will give away their position. And so forth.

LOL! yes

SPACEBOOK!!!!!

The checking in part got me. I hate that feature and I'm sure the leaders would too.

Finn's comm beeped, and he took it out to check it.

[FN-2000 has checked in at the Rock Outcropping north of your current location.]

"Hey... guys? I think we're about to be ambushed."

The Resistance swiftly turned the trap on the lurking Stormtroopers, Phasma's shout of 'KRIFF DAMN IT, ZEROES!' echoing over the terrain.

Seconding this. I don't have Facebook or I'd write it.

"She and Hux have an ongoing private IM session mostly about trash-talking Kylo."

Holy shit I love this idea. During one long drunken vent session I bet they joke about making a fake emo princess profile that just reposts Kylo's stupid shit, and then joke about catfishing Kylo with it. They're just joking around though, fam. Seriously.

TEN DRINKS LATER

Kylo Ren is in a relationship with Millicent Straightouttajakku

I'm working on this, OP

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6077217

LMAO that was perfect, almost too accurate, the twitter slap fight in particular was some "I have lived this" shit.

Excellent LEAVING THE INTERNET FOREVER flounce post from Kylo at the end there, he'll be back in two weeks (because he owes it to his TRUE friends, haters step off!!) in direct defiance of the unread emails and his own better judgement telling him not to.

*KUDOS*

"Is Max Reebo A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

Weird Star Wars Twitter would be amazing.

be careful on the web. i just found iout my girlfriend of 12 years is a thermal exhaust port

Oh Hux.

Hux @turntginger

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Superweapons $3,600,000,000,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my cat is dying

Hosnian Prime @hosnian69
@turntginger spend less on superweapons

Hux @turntginger
@hosnian69 no

Brilliant!!!

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