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The mysterious Sith warrior was sitting cross-legged on the ground. His robes spread out like dark ink around him. The mysterious Sith could tell that Lord Vader was standing behind his right shoulder. It wasn’t the sound of his respirator, but the powerful echoes in the Force that gave away his location. Lord Vader felt like a dark beacon of passion.

‘Now focus your emotions, my apprentice, and feel the roaring fire of the dark side. It is powerful, seductive and dangerous, especially to the uninitiated. However, it can be shaped to your will, if you are strong enough.’ Vader’s voice was almost hypnotic as he outlined the meditation.

‘I feel it, master,’ he breathed.

‘Good. I want you to draw it into your mind, let your rage and your passions fuel it.’

The Sith warrior drew the power of the dark side into himself. He could feel it coursing through him and burning out any stray touches of light that may have contaminated him at some point.

‘I’ve never met someone like you before,’ Vader mentioned. The mysterious Sith could tell that they were staring at each other, even through their respective masks. Vader’s gaze was strong and almost tangible. ‘I’ve never felt someone so strong in the dark side.’

The mysterious Sith inclined his head gracefully. ‘Thank you, my master. You are my inspiration.’ Somehow he sensed that his comment made Vader smile.

End chapter 2. R&R. Flamers will feel the awesome power of the dark side.

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Kylo sat at his terminal endlessly reloading the page. He was getting a lot of comments and most of them made him smile. Several people seemed to think his writing was “hot stuff”. There were also lots of winking face pictograms, which he couldn’t quite parse the meaning of. It was probably complimentary though, considering the tone of the others. Then one comment drew his eye:

Dude, he’s your grandfather, right? Is that really what you want from him?

Kylo hesitated for a moment and then typed out a reply.

Obviously. Becoming his apprentice would have been inspirational.

A reply to his reply came up quickly.

I meant about the way he gets in your personal space and all the talk of “passion”. You have some majorly weird subtext in your writing.

Kylo frowned at the screen. A final comment appeared directly beneath the last one.

Dude. He wants to bone you.

Kylo’s puzzlement evaporated beneath his rage. How dare, how dare some… some… Kylo’s internal rant shut down and he called his lightsaber off his bedside table. In a heartbeat, the red energy beam engaged.

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‘Yes sir, I can confirm that the comment originated from inside the Starkiller, in subsection 27.’

‘Good. Who is responsible?’

‘I… don’t have access to that information, sir.’

‘Why not? You have permission to use my clearance for this task.’

‘None of us have personal computers, sir. Only you and the higher-ranking officers have that kind of equipment. Anyone with access to subsection 27 could have sent that comment. Our network doesn’t even specify which terminal was used.’ The tech stared at the screen, in the superstitious hope that avoiding looking at the Sith would be safer.

‘I see.’ Kylo’s voice had taken on a strange tone. The tech blinked rapidly and began to sweat.

‘You have been most helpful. I will begin interrogations in subsection 27. Oh and on the topic of personal computers, I require a new one to be installed in my quarters.’

Kylo stalked off and his robes swished dramatically behind him. The movement looked kind of practiced. The tech watched him go and when Kylo was definitely out of sight, he reopened his tab on the Narrative Log. Disappointingly, there was no angry ranting beneath his comment.

It was probably wrong to have sent him after the poor crew members in subsection 27, but this was the only way any of them had for getting back at the sulky and dangerous Knight of Ren.

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SA from "chapter 1". I couldn't leave well-enough alone.

"Dude he wants to bone you" LMAO I'm dying. This made my morning!

More of this is a very good thing.

This is perfect! Please continue!

Amazing.

This was perf

lollllll

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