Honestly? The question was serious, but the follow up justifications were just me being too tired to realize calling people pedophiles for liking something is wrong. I got some sleep, realized how far I'd shoved my foot down my own throat, and decided if I couldn't delete it, I'd just leave it alone.
I was wrong, other anon was right, and I apologize to OP and everyone else for saying strangers on the internet share similarities with pedophiles. I... Honestly don't know why I thought doing so would be a good idea.