OP here, I hate issues in presentation too, like paragraphs, stories where the first line has spelling issues or no capitalizations. Or when people use screen play layouts? Like, stop.

I hate the words erection, vag, womanhood, "quivering manhood" bleck. Like if your dick is literally vibrating, get it checked... Or words that describe an orgasm like a soda bottle exploding. Draws me right out.