Someone wrote in [community profile] tfa_kink 2016-05-14 11:14 pm (UTC)

Re: Darth Vader's parentage?

Midichlorians made an egg fertilize another egg to select and enhance recessive gene pairings.

Or the stormtrooper cloning program had an experimental arm doing secret implants on backwater worlds and calling them "Force impregnations'

Or the whole 'Force birth' story was a way for Shmi to dissociate from getting raped by Palpatine. Or Snoke.

The whole thing is Jesus metaphor bullshit anyway. While I'd love there to be a dramatic reveal sometime in episode 8 or 9 that actually Anakin's dad was a barback in a Mos Eisley cantina and Shmi made up the Force birth stuff to cover her past as a bit of a slapper, I doubt they'll deal with that bullshit in the films.

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