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Can I get some Stormpilot where Finn and Poe are sort of unimportant royalty who are supposed to get married for political reasons between their countries except they've already been secretly seeing each other for months without any knowledge whatsoever that they're also promised to each other?

Hilarity ensues, naturally.

Poe is the nicest person in the world and on his way home from work at the restaurant he's the head chef at, he stops by some of the shadier streets to pass out leftover food and stuff to people who might need it there. Cue him seeing Finn there one night, and he starts feeding Finn and talking with him, and thinks Finn is totally a prostitute and keeps trying to convince him to change his life, offers him a job, etc., and Finn is like "THIS GUY IS AMAZING, but I have to keep lying and saying no to his really nice offers because I AM AN UNDERCOVER COP AND THIS IS LITERALLY MY JOB."

And then one day Finn disappears from the corner and Poe is distraught and goes to the cops to report Finn missing BUT THEN HE FINDS FINN.

And Finn is finally allowed to ask Poe out to dinner, even though Poe's been bringing him dinner for WEEKS.

Poe has a pretty devoted following on the Resistance base, and with newcomer Finn getting all of their idol's attention, the Fan Club decides it needs to test out whether or not Finn is good enough for Poe. They do crazy shit like quiz him on Poe's favorite things/lifestory, make fake situations where they tell Finn Poe is in danger to see how Finn reacts, then test Finn's loyalty by trying to flirt/hit on Finn shamelessly to see if he's willing to cheat on Poe.

Weird thing is, Poe and Finn aren't dating. (But these crazy fans might be exactly what they need to bring them together...)

Poe and Finn both decide to put up online dating profiles at the same time, basically because they've both decided (without the other's knowledge) that they're giving up on their unrequited crushes on each other and ready to just be best friends for the rest of their lives. So they put up their profiles and they're like, a 99% match across their profiles in every possible quadrant. And it's hilarious but also heartbreaking because they just don't think the other is into them. They go on a series of terrible dates with the less perfect matches on their profiles but the dating algorithm KEEPS telling them they should date each other. And IDK, maybe after terrible date number #200, one of them is finally like, 'Okay, I gotta try..." and they message the other ON THE DATING SITE to ask the other out. Basically, it's a, "surprise, I've loved you all along, please don't hate me!" hail Mary. That was exactly what they needed.

Finn is the nice new young man who works with Poe's dad at the police station, or moved in next door to Poe's parents and bakes them banana bread, or something else that is super boring and makes Poe's skin crawl whenever he hears about it. Poe's parents want to set him up with Finn the Boyscout, Poe wants nothing to do with it, and his parents blackmail him into it anyway. Poe goes intent on writing the guy off, except oh shit, he's hot.

The Knights of Ren are aware their master grew up with a tradition where someone is given gifts to commemorate the day they were born. They also know it should be a special gift, one the person really wants, wrapped up specially, and there should also be cake.

So they throw their master a surprise party and get him the present he's always wanted: General Hux. Kylo enters and finds Hux naked, gagged and tied up with pretty pink ribbons on his bed and looking angrier than usual. All the knights have to say for themselves is, "Don't you like your present?"

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8155943/chapters/18690863

This was only ever supposed to be the two chapters, but I have started a follow up one-shot that I'll likely be posting on AO3 when it's done. Thanks everyone for reading and the amazing comments!

Definitely my favorite chapter so far. :)

I absolutely loved Poe's POV, he really does suffer beautifully and psycho!Hux is such a vicious tormentor I'm actually kind of worried if Poe will even be able to survive his particular attentions (and in what condition). Also, I'm more than a bit curious to see how exactly Hux plans to handle Kylo Ren. Can't wait to read more!

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Seconded so hard! I just love it, but I'm also cracking up imagining No Chill Officer Finn pretending to be a prostitute.

"You're a sex worker?"
"Obviously. Yes. I am. A sex worker, yeah. I am a sex worker."

This is magical

Im melted to bed juat reading this, Excellent writing good Anon. 10/10 would read again! 💜

Holy shit. The crowd cheering when Hux came!! This is such a supportive, friendly gangbang.

YOU'RE AMAZING, ANON

Once upon a time, Kylo Ren - deliberately, callously, cruelly - broke Armitage Hux's heart. (He didn't care. Love was for the weak, and what did it matter that the General cared for him? He certainly didn't feel anything for the man.)

It's only years later that Kylo realizes exactly what he destroyed - something beautiful, precious-beyond-price (Hux really did love him). And he surprises himself by wanting.

...Hux isn't having it. He doesn't believe Kylo; he doesn't believe in him anymore, he only wants the other man to leave him alone (or possibly to go die in a supernova on the other side of the galaxy).

+ Kylo only realizes what he had when he loses it, and he actively has to struggle and fight in order to get Hux to so much as look at him.

++ Please happy ending? But - it's not an easy road for either of them.

FN-2187 and FN-2199 have a working antagonism that doesn't get in the way of their performance, because stormtroopers don't have the luxury of putting personal interests ahead of the First Order. Nines follows his leader like a proper trooper, and 87 doesn't acknowledge the clear dislike that Nines has for him, especially since he's convinced that everything the others say about him is true: something's off about him.

One day Kylo drops in to taunt Hux while he is observing stormtrooper training, or maybe there's a lot of sanitation work near the officers quarters. However it happens, the FN cadre gets to witness a Hux and Kylo full on walk-and-talk snipe-fest. When it's over someone makes the inevitable "why don't they just screw already" comment about Kylux. Someone else, maybe Slip, says "I know, it's worse than Nines and FN-2187."
And that is how FN-2187 learns that people think he and Nines have sexual tension. Nines is angry because people think he has sexual tension with the weirdo. FN-2187 is just like "trust me, no sexual tension here." But soon the obvious debate takes place: who is Hux and who is Kylo? With that red hair, Nines has to be Hux, it's perfect. But based on temperament Nines is definitely the Kylo to 87's Hux. There's only one way that they're going to resolve this: sexual cosplay/Kylux roleplay.

Rey discovering the joys of droid sex. Crack probably.

So my mind wandered tonight in my own class. Maybe Hux is subbing or is the teacher for the yoga class and it's the first class. Throw in as little or as many people as wanted.

So. much. yes.

Like that other anon, "melted" is the correct way to describe me rn. This is so good.

I wasn't sold on this scenario until

"You're a sex worker?"
"Obviously. Yes. I am. A sex worker, yeah. I am a sex worker."

So, obviously this needs to happen.

Senior Detective Han listening to all this in the back of the surveillance van, facepalming. "Dammit, Rookie!" Chewie murmurs something from the driver's seat and Han's just like, "That's not true! I've always been very cool under pressure."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYAbFqkvzQA

Seconded!!!

+100000000000000eeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Seconded!!!

Reminds me of this prompt back in post#5: https://tfa-kink.dreamwidth.org/3961.html?thread=9300857#cmt9300857

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PROMPT POST #6- CLOSED

Finn/Poe: Arranged marriage mistaken identity

Stormpilot: Undercover Cop AU

Poe+Finn- Poe's fanclub vets Finn

Poe/Finn: online dating profiles

FinnxPoe: Parents set them up

Kylux + Knights of Ren - Getting Kylo a birthday present…

AO3 Link

Re: FILL: Torn [4/?]

Re: Stormpilot: Undercover Cop AU

Re: Stormpilot: Undercover Cop AU

Re: Kylo/any, xenophilia.

Re: Fill: Hux xeno part 3/?

Re: Fill: Hux xeno part 3/?

Kylo/Hux: What Comes Not Back

Finn/Nines - FN-2187 and FN-2199 roleplay as Kylux

Rey/Other - sex with all the droids

Gen + Modern AU: Hux the yoga teacher

Re: Poe/Finn: online dating profiles

Re: Fill: Hux xeno part 3/?

Re: Stormpilot: Undercover Cop AU

Re: Stormpilot: Undercover Cop AU

Re: Hux is Deprogrammed by the resistance TW for Kidnapping

Re: Kylux + Knights of Ren - Getting Kylo a birthday present…

Re: Kylo/Hux: What Comes Not Back

Re: Kylo/Hux and others Alpha/Omega Dub/Noncon