Han: Come on, Leia. We've had some great times. [FOOTAGE NOT FOUND]
Poe: Finn, you are not quite the ladies' man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.
Han Solo buying a new jacket: I'm looking for something that says "Dad likes leather." Salesman: You mean... leather-daddy? [later, on the bridge] Kylo: Didn't you get a job or something? Han: No, no I didn't. Unless you consider "World's Coolest Daddy" a job.
Rey: Do you know where I could get one of those red T-shaped lightsabers? Luke: That's a cross. Rey: Across from where?
Han: Kylo Ren's not my son. Finn: Kylo Ren? What, the moron jock? Han: That's my son, you laser-brain.
[alternately, if a certain theory turns out to be true...] Luke: Finn Dameron's not my son. Kylo: Finn Dameron? What, the moron traitor? Luke: That's my son, you pothead.
Bonus:
Matt the Radar Technician: That Ren is some kind of something. Boy, this Ren is all anybody's ever talking about. So sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant that Ren is. Overrated.
Now with some more of the cast
[FOOTAGE NOT FOUND]
Poe: Finn, you are not quite the ladies' man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.
Han Solo buying a new jacket: I'm looking for something that says "Dad likes leather."
Salesman: You mean... leather-daddy?
[later, on the bridge]
Kylo: Didn't you get a job or something?
Han: No, no I didn't. Unless you consider "World's Coolest Daddy" a job.
Rey: Do you know where I could get one of those red T-shaped lightsabers?
Luke: That's a cross.
Rey: Across from where?
Han: Kylo Ren's not my son.
Finn: Kylo Ren? What, the moron jock?
Han: That's my son, you laser-brain.
[alternately, if a certain theory turns out to be true...]
Luke: Finn Dameron's not my son.
Kylo: Finn Dameron? What, the moron traitor?
Luke: That's my son, you pothead.
Bonus:
Matt the Radar Technician: That Ren is some kind of something. Boy, this Ren is all anybody's ever talking about. So sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant that Ren is. Overrated.