Someone wrote in [community profile] tfa_kink 2016-03-15 12:31 pm (UTC)

Re: Kylo/Hux: Kylo is needy, Hux has to cope

The morning exercise block is the first to fall to Kylo-time. Hux privately thinks this is fine, as Kylo-time involves just as much high-intensity cardio. But, emboldened by that victory, Kylo-time starts to spread across his schedule like a conquering hoarde. Shower block is a lost cause, ("um, showering together saves water? Don't you care about efficient resource-management, Hux?") Breakfast block barely puts up a fight, ("we can just eat in bed, Hux. Start with my ass.") Morning Debriefing block is a catastrophic loss, ("GET THOSE FUCKING BRIEFS OFF, GENERAL"), Kylo-time employs scorched earth tactics, frontal assaults, multiple choke points -- there were no survivors.

Hux only starts to worry about the annexation of his routine by Kylo-time when one day he idly considers taking up smoking, scheduling 15-minute smoke breaks during his shift, quitting smoking, and using those 15-minute breaks to indulge in a completely different oral fixation. That's... a concern.

But it makes sense to fight fire with fire.

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