“Wow, they really edited us out of this,” said Finn, turning off the final episode of “’Til Escrow Do Us Part” with a sigh of disgust.
“No wonder we didn’t notice that the whole thing was a reality show,” Rey said. “We were just doing all the work in the background. I think I saw part of your elbow though.”
“Yeah,” said Finn, refreshing his IMDB page. “ Those assholes. I could have been on this. Instead of playing a Stormtrooper buying Target-brand soy milk in that Youtube thing.”
“I know,” said Rey. “They hit us with their cars, give us internships, now they’re hanging out with Andy Cohen and we’re just getting drunk on your couch.”
Finn sighed. “There were a lot of signs.”
Rey nodded. “Like, a lot of signs. The releases we signed.”
“I thought Poe was kidding when he talked about the show. But it turned out he was kidding about not vaping, and also he works for Kylo’s mom.”
Rey poured herself another glass of Ramona pinot grigio and clinked sloppily with Finn. "To Hux and Kylo," she said. "The worst angry married house flippers in LA."
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“No wonder we didn’t notice that the whole thing was a reality show,” Rey said. “We were just doing all the work in the background. I think I saw part of your elbow though.”
“Yeah,” said Finn, refreshing his IMDB page. “ Those assholes. I could have been on this. Instead of playing a Stormtrooper buying Target-brand soy milk in that Youtube thing.”
“I know,” said Rey. “They hit us with their cars, give us internships, now they’re hanging out with Andy Cohen and we’re just getting drunk on your couch.”
Finn sighed. “There were a lot of signs.”
Rey nodded. “Like, a lot of signs. The releases we signed.”
“I thought Poe was kidding when he talked about the show. But it turned out he was kidding about not vaping, and also he works for Kylo’s mom.”
Rey poured herself another glass of Ramona pinot grigio and clinked sloppily with Finn. "To Hux and Kylo," she said. "The worst angry married house flippers in LA."