Requester Anon again and I hope you don’t mind if I continue to drop in and cheer on your efforts. Your beautiful, hilarious efforts. I love that you keep namedropping connections that I have to go google. I love that Kylo and Hux’s ongoing power struggle includes such ridiculous efforts as creating an “intern Matt” to take the blame, Hux managing to get the security footage (hmm, now I’m wondering how he stalked Poe to get the drink order and house temperature), and then they go play punishment. And Hux is multitasking on his phone. What. (Perfect.)
Also there is something surreal and otherworldly about Hux’s relationship with his cat. (““Millicent!” Hux shouted. “Can you give us one minute?” Millicent slipped back out of the door.”) What cat understands and obeys?! Evidently one that can smell conflict and hones in on it…
Loved the smoking scene where ““I won’t kill him…Because at this point I can’t even afford the quicklime.”” Gets space from a fellow Californian, but Hux tossing his cigarette butts in the stream earns him true ire.
I’m starting to wonder at Hux’s actual accounting skills though. If he can’t keep an emergency fund bigger than Kylo’s impulse purchases and impulse destructions… either he’s got expensive habits besides being married to Kylo, the real estate market’s been harder than he anticipated, or maybe he does have a secret investment account in the Cayman Islands…
You left us at a lovely double cliffhanger~
Rey, please provide evidence for Zodiac Killer Hux. (Because if he’s that old he should be able to afford a sugar baby by now, right?) Okay, so it was probably a joke.
Re: Fill: House Flippers AU [9/?]
Requester Anon again and I hope you don’t mind if I continue to drop in and cheer on your efforts. Your beautiful, hilarious efforts. I love that you keep namedropping connections that I have to go google. I love that Kylo and Hux’s ongoing power struggle includes such ridiculous efforts as creating an “intern Matt” to take the blame, Hux managing to get the security footage (hmm, now I’m wondering how he stalked Poe to get the drink order and house temperature), and then they go play punishment. And Hux is multitasking on his phone. What. (Perfect.)
Also there is something surreal and otherworldly about Hux’s relationship with his cat. (““Millicent!” Hux shouted. “Can you give us one minute?” Millicent slipped back out of the door.”) What cat understands and obeys?! Evidently one that can smell conflict and hones in on it…
Loved the smoking scene where ““I won’t kill him…Because at this point I can’t even afford the quicklime.”” Gets space from a fellow Californian, but Hux tossing his cigarette butts in the stream earns him true ire.
I’m starting to wonder at Hux’s actual accounting skills though. If he can’t keep an emergency fund bigger than Kylo’s impulse purchases and impulse destructions… either he’s got expensive habits besides being married to Kylo, the real estate market’s been harder than he anticipated, or maybe he does have a secret investment account in the Cayman Islands…
You left us at a lovely double cliffhanger~
Rey, please provide evidence for Zodiac Killer Hux. (Because if he’s that old he should be able to afford a sugar baby by now, right?) Okay, so it was probably a joke.
Kylo’s parents! I am so excited.