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Wtf is wrong with me? I both believe Rey is Luke's daughter but simultaneously don't so I can ship them.

Can't write it, but would love to read it. So, thirded?

Okay, you just broke my heart in the best way possible.

\o/ I am a happy author!anon

i'm so glad you liked this! Snap is definitely where Poe picks up "buddy," since he is an endearment machine during sex (Snap probably doesn't realize he's doing it, but Poe is definitely into it). thanks again for such a great prompt!

Love the mind and habits of the machine slowly revealed.

And is that a hint of hubris and self determination at the end? Or simply more A++ programming and manipulation by Snoke to rile up Kylo even more?

Aaaugh, right in the feels, seconded so hard.

((Because gingers have to have solidarity with one another...))

Hux had never had much of a Force sensitivity. At least, not enough of one to attract the attention of Kylo Ren (or, spirits help him, Snoke ), and that suited the General right down to the ground. He could, when he really relaxed in his quarters at night (the very idea made him laugh uncontrollably), feel a faint light glowing at the back of his mind, but General Hux was no Jedi. Not like his Great-Uncle Kenobi, anyway.

He knew his lineage full well, his mother having explained it to him when he was little to get back at his father for dropping the one statue she had ever actually liked. "Your father's mother was the littlest sister of Obi-Wan Kenobi, the old Jedi Knight," she told him, "and that makes you his great-nephew." Hux had snickered.

"Dad's related to Obi-Wan Kenobi? But he hates him!" His mother just smirked and patted him on the back. Unlike his father, Hux had never been bothered by his lineage. That's not to say he went around bragging about being related to one of the people that Snoke most personally hated, but he could respect a good warrior when he saw one and Great-Uncle Kenobi was most definitely good.

And then, disgustingly soon after the Starkiller affair, one of his cousins came to visit. Well, okay, so maybe Reyen was his second cousin, and maybe it was less that he visited and more that he got caught smuggling booze on his starship because he was 20K in the hole to one of the Hutt clan and they were threatening to do things to him if he didn't pay them back and now Hux had to bail his sorry ginger ass out of trouble again , and-

No, no, he would be calm. He would breath in through his nose, out through his mouth, and suppress his urge to kill. And then, after he'd let Ren have a little fun with him, he'd find some way to get Reyen the hell off his base.

He should have known it wouldn't work out that easily. He'd known Reyen since childhood and in all that time he'd never heard the man shut the fuck up . It was like a physical compulsion, and so (because life had a special hatred for bad people who were good at their jobs) a mere hour after dumping his cousin into the guards' laps he hears the distant sound of an angry Kylo Ren approaching, screaming something nigh incomprehensible about Kenobis. It was one of many times in his life Hux really, truly wished he could use the Force- if only to screw right off this satellite.

Everyone else had scattered like roaches when they heard Kylo approaching, so Hux just sat back calmly in his chair and waited for the show to begin. Ren burst through the door, making a beeline for the General. "You- he- you utter bastard, how could you be related to Obi-Wan Kenobi, what the actual-" Hux cut off his sputtering with a serene smile.

"Tell me, Ren, how many other gingers have you ever seen?" Ren glared at him suspiciously.

"Not many."

"That's because there aren't many, and I'll tell you why."

"I really don't care, Hux." Undaunted, Hux plowed ahead.

"That's because all of us are, however distantly, from the same planet. Not only the same planet, but the same bloodline, in fact. Kenobi's bloodline. So, the next time you meet a ginger-"

"I'll kill him," Ren growled. "You know how much Snoke hates Kenobi, when he gets word of this-"

"Oh, but he won't."

"Don't sound so sure of yourself, General. I could tell him everything."

"Oh, but you won't." It felt good to score a point in their decade-long pissing contest, so Hux indulged himself a little and let the process stretch out. "Because I know something you don't. Or rather, I remember something you don't."

"And that is?" Ren shot back.

"I remember- quite distinctly, in fact- dragging you all the way to the evac shuttle after you got roundly thrashed by an ex-Storm Trooper, a shag rug, and a midget from the desert. Now obviously you don't recall it, seeing as you had been knocked completely unconscious. I on the other hand..." He trailed off with a shrug, doing his best not to cackle at the distinctive shade of puce Ren was turning. "Shall I continue?"

"No, Hux, I think you've made your point," Ren managed to grit out from between his sudden case of lockjaw. "It'll stay between us- for now." Hux was just thinking that he'd gotten off lucky without being run through when the intercom popped on and informed everyone on the satellite that a red-haired prisoner was escaping.

Hux decided it was worth the broken nose to laugh.

((This turned out waaay longer than I planned for it to be... Hope you enjoy, OP.))

This is great so far, anon! I liked how twitchy Finn was about the welding mask, everyone's got their own Kylo Ren issues.

DA Oh, Kylo sasses plenty. He just deadpans really hard while he does it: "The droid ... stole a freighter?"

and

L.S. Tekka - "you cannot deny the truth that is your family."

Kylo - "You're so right." (Proceeds to do just that by chopping him unceremoniously in half.)

immediately come to mind.

Oooh, thirded hard.

DA I did not know this, and I share your fascination. That is so cool!

This was so lovely. And the entire tone of it is just beautiful. Everything about this is great.

I'm speechless.

But ... but, this is brilliant! Suddenly want.

Seconded.

I'm always a slut for Finn hc.

DA Hark, the sound of a foul troll that needs to be put out of its misery.

(Your prompt is lovely, OP. I hope someone fills it soon.)

-_- why d'you have to be *that* person?

What the ... I don't even like baby!fics but I am so entertained by the idea of this, OP. Good job, want to see.

Yes. I love "slowly getting to know Hux" fics.

DA *also offers comfort*

I'm freezing this because it's prompt hijacking and could escalate.

DA *raises eyebrows* Not unless you know something we don't about fictional generals ruling fictional countries?

Besides, if you think so, cut the backseat modding and talk to an actual mod.

I am so in love with this prompt omg.

Ooooh, this is going to have Snoke/Kylo? *camps in the thread*

(Also if you want, please prompt it! I also ship them, but I've been trawling the meme for ideas for a while without finding anything that's like ... "yes, this, must write.")

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Re: Luke/Rey, daddy kink

Re: Kylux, Hux is the one who brainwashed Ben

Re: FILL: Sneaking Food

Re: [FILL]: Finn/Poe-- Mpreg without realizing

Re: Fill: Snap/Poe fighter groupies 3/3

Re: FILL: droid!Hux, no sex because I'm terrible

Re: Phasma/Leia - Loneliness

Re: FILL Hux, Obi-Wan- gingers

Re: [FILL] Finn/Poe, Poe trusts Force-Medic!Finn to heal him 1/?

Re: Any/Any, First Order trio and Resistance trio have a desperation team up

Re: Kylo/Phasma

Re: Hux/Kylo-Hover Hand

Re: FILL: Sneaking Food

Re: Han Solo/General Hux

Re: Jedistormpilot; Rey is Possessive as fuck (and maybe a Biter)

Re: gen, Finn/Poe or Finn/any, burnout, breakdowns, emotional H/C

Re: Kylo/many, Hux spying on slutty Kylo (dub-con due to voyeurism)

(frozen comment) Re: Crossover: MCU character appears

Re: Reylo + Snoke; Pregnancy obsession

Re: Hux/Finn, help me help you survive this

Re: Kylux: Losing Side - mini fill - dialogue only - not happy

(frozen comment) Re: Crossover: MCU character appears

Re: Kylux, 80's/90's satirical AU

Re: Gen or Kylo/Hux : no one else can stand them

Re: Any/Gen, Spartacus/Gladiator AU