I was at [major big box store] today and was overwhelmed by the slew of Star Wars merchandising. Kylo Ren huggy dolls. Stormtrooper hats. Death Star T-shirts. I got a badass Captain Phasma mug. But...NO HUX STUFF.
The First Order must have a PR division, right? I mean, even Blackwater had teddy bears (true story, and nobody else seems to find this weird). So, in true Spaceballs fashion, of course there would be toys and T-shirts sold around the galaxy with the Heroes of the First Order emblazoned on them, and all sorts of trinkets.
Except that there's no Hux merch. And Hux is super, super jelly...
Evil OT3 or gen, Merch Merch Merch
The First Order must have a PR division, right? I mean, even Blackwater had teddy bears (true story, and nobody else seems to find this weird). So, in true Spaceballs fashion, of course there would be toys and T-shirts sold around the galaxy with the Heroes of the First Order emblazoned on them, and all sorts of trinkets.
Except that there's no Hux merch. And Hux is super, super jelly...