Someone wrote in [community profile] tfa_kink 2016-01-26 11:12 pm (UTC)

Re: Your Star Wars Mary Sue

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Palpatine Vader and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with crimson streaks and blood red tips that reaches my mid-back and pale green eyes like limpid pools on dagobah and a lot of people tell me I look like Anakin Skywalker (AN: if u dont know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Kylo Ren but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire sith but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a dathomirian witch, and I go to a sith school called Sith Academy in the Outer Rim where I’m a seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hoth Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching molded black stormtrooper titty armor around it and a black leather miniskirt, black fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Starkiller base. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, because the base had just consumed it for energy to charge the First Order’s iphones. A lot of jedi stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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