Kylo Ren and Matt are the same person, but for whatever reason, Kylo has to act as though he's dating Matt and vice versa. Maybe some of Matt's fellow employees try to set them up or challenge/dare him to ask out Kylo Ren: "Where do you get this stuff? What, do you love this guy? Go give him a kiss for me." Matt takes them seriously.
Give me the challenges of trying to convince people they're dating when they're actually the same person. Possible ideas: Kylo Ren talking about Matt in the same way Matt has talked about Kylo Ren, Matt/Kylo making up "dates" they've gone on, horribly photoshopping holovideos of them together as "proof," Matt having to deal with people wanting gossip about what Kylo's kinks are, Hux threatening Matt to stop distracting Kylo, Kylo (as himself or Matt) using the opportunity to try to make Hux jealous - really anything that inspires you.
Bonus for reactions of people that know/realize they’re the same person but don’t say anything because this is the most entertaining thing that’s happened in the First Order for years.
Kylo/Matt - fake dating himself
Give me the challenges of trying to convince people they're dating when they're actually the same person. Possible ideas: Kylo Ren talking about Matt in the same way Matt has talked about Kylo Ren, Matt/Kylo making up "dates" they've gone on, horribly photoshopping holovideos of them together as "proof," Matt having to deal with people wanting gossip about what Kylo's kinks are, Hux threatening Matt to stop distracting Kylo, Kylo (as himself or Matt) using the opportunity to try to make Hux jealous - really anything that inspires you.
Bonus for reactions of people that know/realize they’re the same person but don’t say anything because this is the most entertaining thing that’s happened in the First Order for years.