JJ Binks is trapped on the highest diving board, too scared to jump, too proud to climb back down. Finn starts climbing up the ladder like a hero while Poe tries to call out to JJ encouragingly, "Hey buddy, it's okay, just take a deep breath..." but the awful crowd of lil shits have taken that as their cue to start chanting "JUMP, BUDDY, JUMP!" drowning out Rey's "MRS! BINKS! YOUR CHILD!" and Finn's "I'VE JUST REALISED I'M NOT GREAT WITH HEIGHTS! HELP!"

Meanwhile, Hux is telling a little girl that pool noodles are "a privilege not a right" as Phasma deadlifts him. Kylo hasn't even shown up for work yet.

Obi Wan takes this all in with weary fondness, sips his ice tea and flips the page of his book, waiting for it, any time now... "HELP US, OLD MAN KENOBI, YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE!"