Not OP, but hell yes! This was perrrfect. All of Phasma's observations about Hux & Kylo's weird foreplay and boot logistics were great, as was spraying them with the disinfectant (r.i.p. to the supply closet's purity). And I loved her growing frustration, thinking about her past hook up with Hux, how it would be different now, and THIS:
Phasma looks at that improbable beverage, with flecks of gold swirling in celadon green, and thinks How oddly beautiful, and intoxicating, and that is a terribly bad decision that can only end in disaster. In other words, How perfectly Kylo Ren.
Re: FILL: 5 times Phasma walked in on Hux & Kylo getting it on, 1 time she said FUCK IT and joined i
Phasma looks at that improbable beverage, with flecks of gold swirling in celadon green, and thinks How oddly beautiful, and intoxicating, and that is a terribly bad decision that can only end in disaster. In other words, How perfectly Kylo Ren.
A+++