Someone wrote in [community profile] tfa_kink 2016-04-24 06:18 pm (UTC)

Gen, crack - the newest FO capitol ship will be named...via public poll

A new Resurgent-class Star Destroyer has been built for the First Order.

In a move to improve morale and make the lower-level grunts feel like they have some part to play in the Order, Hux decides to leave the naming to an open public poll. He asks for something that reflects the spirit of the First Order, something strong yet noble sounding.

It ends up being called Shippy McShipFace, thereby removing any lingering doubts Hux had about democracy being the stupidest thing ever.

+ of course Kylo was the one who suggested the name, just to fuck with Hux. Short barks of laughter distorted by a vocoder can be heard whenever someone says it.

+++ To punish Hux for his poll idea and Kylo for suggesting stupid names, Snoke orders that the name stays and assigns them command of the ship. Kylo is still laughing

+++++ Resistance reactions

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