Someone wrote in [community profile] tfa_kink 2016-04-22 09:38 pm (UTC)

Gen-Crack: Hux and his (amazing) greatcoat

While on the bridge, with as many crewmembers as one desires (the more the merrier), someone sneezes. Then sneezes again. At long last Hux breaks free from where he's standing, crosses over to the sniffling crew member, unable to stiffle another sneeze. Hux pulls out a tissue from within his greatcoat and offers it to the crew member.

Someone elsewhere coughs. Out from the greatcoat comes a losenge.

Basically the coat is revealed to be the equivalent of Mary Poppin's tapestry bag. EVERYTHING is in it, practical and non-practical. Finn-as-Resistance member plushie. Love letter. Condoms. SW VIII script. First Order trading cards. Panties (may or may not be someone else's - could very well be Hux's). Pre-Teen girl magazine with Kylo on the cover. Breathmints. Hairgel. Hair dye. Miniature model of Starkiller.

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