Poe takes Finn to a neutral vacation planet, to show Finn fun and relaxation and what he's been missing, as a part of his "introduce Finn to the fun parts of the world" project.
Hux goes on mandatory enforced vacation. Kylo Ren tags along, partly commanded by Snoke to partake in the mineral hot springs. Good for bowcaster wounds they say.
The 2 pairs meet. Vacation ruined!
+ Neutral planet so can't be openly aggressive + Subversively trying to do each other in, would be a boon to the Resistance/First Order if their top pilot + traitor/top general + attack dog got neutralized + Subversion fail, partly due to the hospitality staff + Sharing the same hot spring + Better 8-pack Finn + Get teased about his younger bf Poe (But we are not dating!) + Accidentally drunk Kylo Ren + Sun-burnt Hux + Competitive nerf racing. We must win! + Leia: Is that General Hux kissing my son in your selfie background? + Hux is never taking another vacation again. SO STRESSFUL!
Kylux, Stormpilot - Vacation, Ruined!
Hux goes on mandatory enforced vacation. Kylo Ren tags along, partly commanded by Snoke to partake in the mineral hot springs. Good for bowcaster wounds they say.
The 2 pairs meet. Vacation ruined!
+ Neutral planet so can't be openly aggressive
+ Subversively trying to do each other in, would be a boon to the Resistance/First Order if their top pilot + traitor/top general + attack dog got neutralized
+ Subversion fail, partly due to the hospitality staff
+ Sharing the same hot spring
+ Better 8-pack Finn
+ Get teased about his younger bf Poe (But we are not dating!)
+ Accidentally drunk Kylo Ren
+ Sun-burnt Hux
+ Competitive nerf racing. We must win!
+ Leia: Is that General Hux kissing my son in your selfie background?
+ Hux is never taking another vacation again. SO STRESSFUL!